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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on September 03, 2015, 07:14:01 PM

Title: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 03, 2015, 07:14:01 PM
Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking a woman in Brazil… unaware that she was a martial arts champion
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220730/Humiliated-robber-trapped-leg-lock-begs-Daddy-attacking-woman-Brazil-unaware-martial-arts-champion.html

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A sobbing robber was left begging for his 'Daddy' after attempting to attack a woman - unaware she was a martial arts champion.

Would-be mugger Wesley Sousa de Araujo was the one pleading for the police after Monique Bastos took him down with a jiu-jitsu move.

She then trapped his head in between her legs, locking his neck in a 'lion killer choke' until the cops finally turned up.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
Post by: obumazombie on September 04, 2015, 12:51:59 PM
How many DUmmies go to Brazil or are Brazillian and are self employed but incompetent muggers ?
If it was a number greater than zero I would ask the obvious question...
Title: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
Post by: Zathras on September 06, 2015, 10:03:31 AM
Lion Killer choke? Wonder if the bad guy's name was Cecil.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 07, 2015, 09:16:57 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/03/09/2BEE47B300000578-3220730-image-a-20_1441269853321.jpg)


Hm-m-m-m...


So that's what it takes to get your head between her thighs for several minutes.


 :naughty:
Title: Re: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2015, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 07, 2015, 09:16:57 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/03/09/2BEE47B300000578-3220730-image-a-20_1441269853321.jpg)


Hm-m-m-m...


So that's what it takes to get your head between her thighs for several minutes.


 :naughty:

In a 'Lion-killer' choke, a rabbit like you would be dead before his ears twitched, let alone his groin.
Title: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 11:35:25 AM
From the looks of the picture, they're doing "it" all wrong.