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Title: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: CC27 on September 03, 2015, 10:00:13 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (75,521 posts)

Gravitas in the Balance?


This is why I support Hillary Clinton.

(http://darrinbell.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/db150528_SeeSaw.jpg)

What balls you have.  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251568024
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2015, 10:21:12 AM
You gotta be ****ing kidding me.  That stupid 'Reset' button is what Minnesota Moses considers gravitas?
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Big Dog on September 03, 2015, 10:28:02 AM
The Minnesota Moses is a Berniebot, isn't he? A real Hillarenis would never post a cartoon showing Cankles in such an unflattering  way (equal in mass to 16 men and one woman).
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2015, 10:34:18 AM
There's a fat joke in that cartoon somewhere.

Offended DUmmies in 3... 2... 1...
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: SVPete on September 03, 2015, 11:17:05 AM
BD, Chris and I are on the same page. My first thought on seeing the cartoon was that it was, errrrrrr, unflattering to Tsaritsa CHILL. A bit overstated, perhaps, but largely accurate ...
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2015, 11:28:31 AM
BD, Chris and I are on the same page. My first thought on seeing the cartoon was that it was, errrrrrr, unflattering to Tsaritsa CHILL. A bit overstated, perhaps, but largely accurate ...
Cankle lives matter....and cankle matter weighs a lot.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Skul on September 03, 2015, 11:52:59 AM
Missing the onesie and hot chocolate.
It's a cartoon, rockboy.
Remove the others, drop the feather of truth and her porkness is off to the next county.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 03, 2015, 11:56:22 AM

Remove the others, drop the feather of truth and her porkness is off to the next county.


 :clap: :clap: :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 03, 2015, 12:19:54 PM
The Sandersnistas are taking a big DUmp on that thread.
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morningfog (11,755 posts)
1. That's kind of a sexist toon.


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Star Member Scuba (47,069 posts)
4. Wouldn't it be better to have them counter-balanced on economics and war too?

She's good (OK, only fair) on social issues, but she mirrors the Republicans on fracking, Keystone, Wall Street, H1B Visas and going to war.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2015, 12:34:58 PM
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Response to MineralMan (Original post)
Thu Sep 3, 2015, 12:24 PM
whatchamacallit (12,169 posts)

14. Replace the republican side with Sanders or O'Malley

and see Clinton launched into the sky.
:rofl: That is the first positive endorsement of O'Malley I've seen all year.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 03, 2015, 12:58:25 PM
It's so funny how a fat joke at Hillary's expense can make it past the DUmp censors if it appears to insult Republicans.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: obumazombie on September 03, 2015, 01:01:21 PM
Missing the onesie and hot chocolate.
It's a cartoon, rockboy.
Remove the others, drop the feather of truth and her porkness is off to the next county.

What weighs more ?
A ton of Hitlary ?
Or, a ton of feathers ?
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Big Dog on September 03, 2015, 03:48:19 PM
What weighs more ?
A ton of Hitlary ?
Or, a ton of feathers ?

I don't know, but I'd eat a ton of feathers before I'd touch my tongue to old Canquelles!
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: diesel driver on September 03, 2015, 04:01:06 PM
I always thought Hitlery was "bottom heavy", but really...
(Cue Hitlery fat jokes in 3, 2, 1...)

Hitlery is SO FAT, she carries a watch in both pockets, she covers 2 time zones.
Hitlery is SO FAT, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Hitlery is SO FAT, when she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Hitlery is SO FAT, when she goes for a walk, it registers on the Richter scale.
 
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 04, 2015, 10:46:30 AM
Hah. Billy-jeff wishes her cankles were skinny as depicted.

Why do the DUmmies taunt him so?

Hopalong bobs stump is probably thinner.




CMD

Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: SVPete on September 04, 2015, 11:10:36 AM
I think her mansion in Mountain View, CA at Moffett Field may soon be remodeled. :-)
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 04, 2015, 11:40:27 AM
When Hillary drops out of the race, I wonder what the reaction will be?
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: obumazombie on September 04, 2015, 11:43:27 AM
I think her mansion in Mountain View, CA at Moffett Field may soon be remodeled. :-)

She also has one at Lakehurst, the site of the most fiery aviation tragedy in history.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: Big Dog on September 04, 2015, 12:18:10 PM
When Hillary drops out of the race, I wonder what the reaction will be?

Great wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Hillarinas and Hillarenises; with equally strident ululations of joy from the Bernie Bolsheviks.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: 67 Rover on September 04, 2015, 01:06:30 PM
Great wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Hillarinas and Hillarenises; with equally strident ululations of joy from the Bernie Bolsheviks.

The Hillarinas vs. the Bernouts is epic but wait until the Fauxcha****s vs. Bernouts starts.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: obumazombie on September 04, 2015, 01:11:31 PM
Jim Webb has announced.
He has been a big disappointment to me.
He served as SecNav for a term.
Before that he had a somewhat distinguished military service.
He was thought to be conservative, and then he announced his party affiliation as Democrat.
Maybe there's hope for him.
Maybe he can be a Dem in the tradition of Zell Miller.
But I'm not holding my breath.
Title: Re: Gravitas in the Balance? Mineralman
Post by: 67 Rover on September 04, 2015, 01:19:35 PM
Jim Webb has announced.
He has been a big disappointment to me.
He served as SecNav for a term.
Before that he had a somewhat distinguished military service.
He was thought to be conservative, and then he announced his party affiliation as Democrat.
Maybe there's hope for him.
Maybe he can be a Dem in the tradition of Zell Miller.
But I'm not holding my breath.

 I need more information before making any decisions.  What is his stance on the metric system?