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Title: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 31, 2015, 07:19:22 PM

I have never been to Fiji

but I'm pretty sure it smells nothing like this...


(http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/503721/300.JPG)


I can't help but think the people at Old Spice are taking advantage of -- Nay! MOCKING -- my lack of worldly travels.


Post your own.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Fourwinds on August 31, 2015, 07:31:56 PM

Those two guys on the Sonic commercials. They have gotten to be so annoying I can't even think of eating Sonic. Seriously.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2015, 10:06:54 AM

Not to be the first to make this political.
We were forced to consume owebuma, and all the advertisements about him by libs turned out to be lies.
All the truths about owebuma by the very few, like Hannity, and Joe the plumber...turned out to be painfully true.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 02, 2015, 12:46:35 PM

Quote from: obumazombie on September 02, 2015, 10:06:54 AM

Not to be the first to make this political.
We were forced to consume owebuma, and all the advertisements about him by libs turned out to be lies.
All the truths about owebuma by the very few, like Hannity, and Joe the plumber...turned out to be painfully true.

Truth in lending and truth in advertising doesn't apply to politicians and elections.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2015, 01:07:56 PM

You know when you buy a pound cake, and it weighs 14 ounces?

That bothers me.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

Or when you answer one of those e-mails supposed to be from a hot Ukrainian chick, model/student just looking for a nice American man to love; and you send her the money to come to America and marry you, and she doesn't.

That pisses me off every time.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2015, 01:14:18 PM

And alligator shoes. I spent $600 on two pair of those damn things, and they don't fit my alligator at all.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2015, 01:38:34 PM

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 02, 2015, 02:21:12 PM

Quote from: obumazombie on September 02, 2015, 01:38:34 PM

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

What was an elephant doing in your pajamas?

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Wayne on September 02, 2015, 02:39:03 PM

  I always buy forever stamps and the rate never goes up until I run out.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2015, 02:41:45 PM

Quote from: Duke Nukum on September 02, 2015, 02:21:12 PM

What was an elephant doing in your pajamas?

How he got into my pajamas, I shall never know.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 04, 2015, 11:43:51 AM

I voted in 2014 and all I got were RINOs.

Title: Re: Consumer product gripes ... POST THEM HERE!
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 04, 2015, 11:49:15 AM

I bought the product, but this has NEVER happened to me...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9tWZB7OUSU[/youtube]