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Title: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Big Dog on August 30, 2015, 01:28:49 PM
Raccoons attack couple, dog in San Francisco

(https://pambaumgardnerblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/evil-raccoon.jpg?w=584&h=327)

SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) -- In San Francisco's Richmond District, a couple was attacked they say by a pack of raccoons and if it weren't for a neighbor who came to their rescue, they believe they might have been seriously injured.

Many neighbors in the area say they don't like going out after 11 p.m., not because they worry about getting mugged, but because they worry about a confrontation with raccoons.

Patty Upsavs says she and her husband went out Monday night to let their dog get one last walk and that's when a raccoon pounced.

"So I started swinging the dog around trying to get it off," Upsavs said.

Then a pack of raccoons attacked.

"And then I got another one on my other leg. And so at this point, I'm in the middle of the street and I look up to see, 'Where is my husband? How come he's not helping?' And I look and he's throwing... raccoons are just jumping on him," Upsavs said.

More at: http://abc7news.com/pets/raccoons-attack-couple-dog-in-san-francisco/951911/

*****

DUmmy aerows has nightmares like this.
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 30, 2015, 09:14:14 PM
If raccoons can attack people. Than rabbits will attack humans. Raccoons are on the front line for rabbits to destroy the human race.  :argh:
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Eupher on August 30, 2015, 10:05:51 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan link=topic=104126.msg1306599#msg1306599 da :rotf:te=1440987254
If raccoons can attack people. Than rabbits will attack humans. Raccoons are on the front line for rabbits to destroy the human race.  :argh:

 :rotf:
Don't ask me why, but that struck me as funny as hell.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 30, 2015, 10:43:01 PM
I thought this was another black on white crime.

Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: SVPete on August 31, 2015, 06:37:24 AM
FWIW, SF's Richmond District is in the NW part of the city and peninsula. It borders two large green-space parks, Golden Gate Park and the Presidio. Both are large and wild enough to be home for a fair amount of wildlife (of the four-legged variety). Both are also used in the courses for quite a few trail runs, with hills enough to be fairly challenging. I did a race that went through the Presidio and out and back on the Golden Gate Bridge. It's beautiful, but I avoid SF as much as possible, as traffic and parking there are so crazy as to outweigh beautiful scenery (bums sleeping in parks and urinating/defecating on the streets are not part of the beautiful scenery).
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 31, 2015, 11:10:31 AM
If raccoons can attack people. Than rabbits will attack humans. Raccoons are on the front line for rabbits to destroy the human race.  :argh:

And once again the bunnies and their allies prove they're the real conservatives while attacking San Francisco liberal Ptarmigan lovers.
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: J P Sousa on August 31, 2015, 02:01:25 PM
FWIW, SF's Richmond District is in the NW part of the city and peninsula. It borders two large green-space parks, Golden Gate Park and the Presidio. Both are large and wild enough to be home for a fair amount of wildlife (of the four-legged variety). Both are also used in the courses for quite a few trail runs, with hills enough to be fairly challenging. I did a race that went through the Presidio and out and back on the Golden Gate Bridge. It's beautiful, but I avoid SF as much as possible, as traffic and parking there are so crazy as to outweigh beautiful scenery (bums sleeping in parks and urinating/defecating on the streets are not part of the beautiful scenery).

Funny how democrats always creep into the conversation.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 31, 2015, 09:15:58 PM
:rotf:
Don't ask me why, but that struck me as funny as hell.  :lmao:

So, you're for dooming the human race? Rabbits are going to destroy humanity.
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Big Dog on September 01, 2015, 10:40:45 AM
So, you're for dooming the human race? Rabbits are going to destroy humanity.

Rabbits are tough little sumbitches.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94[/youtube]

Any videos of ptarmigans kicking snake asses?
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: obumazombie on September 01, 2015, 02:27:20 PM
And once again the bunnies and their allies prove they're the real conservatives while attacking San Francisco liberal Ptarmigan lovers.

Raccoons are just masked ptarmigans.
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Eupher on September 01, 2015, 03:58:22 PM
So, you're for dooming the human race? Rabbits are going to destroy humanity.

Ptarmy, you bring your own level of comedy to this place. God luv ya...  :rotf:
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Crazy Horse on September 01, 2015, 06:15:01 PM
Raccoons are just masked ptarmigans.

That left the liberal plantation and see that rabbits are their superiors.
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 01, 2015, 09:29:06 PM
Ptarmy, you bring your own level of comedy to this place. God luv ya...  :rotf:

Rabbits will destroy the human race. It is coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evol0oMplWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH1qKpkURSQ
Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 01, 2015, 09:36:55 PM
Rabbits are tough little sumbitches.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94[/youtube]

Any videos of ptarmigans kicking snake asses?

There are no snakes in the tundra. Ptarmigans can overpower bears.

I have seen snakes kicking rabbit asses. It is God's angry wrath upon these filthy sodomite bunnies.  :yahoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ7FCwS6aM0

Title: Re: Gang of Coons Attack Couple
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 01, 2015, 09:39:36 PM
That left the liberal plantation and see that rabbits are their superiors.

Rabbits control everything. They manipulate the monetary system.