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Title: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2015, 08:28:08 PM
The Big Guy (who is dying) lurks here every day, looking for mentions, since he's one of the DUmp's foremost attention whores.

He benefits from it. He's taken our advice to remind the DUmp yet again about his alleged brain rot.

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Thu Aug 27, 2015, 12:54 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (54,591 posts)

Dementia 101 — What You Need to Know! (OS has Frontotemporal Degeneration)

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OS

http://blog.thealzheimerssite.com/dementia101/?

Alzheimer’s disease falls under a larger umbrella of neurological disorders called dementia. Also under the umbrella of dementia are Huntington’s disease, Lewy Body dementia, and loss of cognitive functions caused by brain injury.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027115645
If he really wanted to raise awareness of the affliction that will kill him, he'd include a link to Jenny Craig.


Unterprimitiven DUmmy Faux pas chimes in to cheer up the Big Guy (who is dying):
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Thu Aug 27, 2015, 01:02 PM
Faux pas (4,785 posts)
1. Kickin' to read later.

My mom died of Alzheimer's 3 and 1/2 years ago, it was horrible.


Thanks, DUmmy. That should help him feel a lot better!
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: Carl on August 27, 2015, 08:42:55 PM
Socialist Steve is dying???

I suppose you will say John Effin Kerry served in Vietnam too.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: Chris_ on August 27, 2015, 09:15:37 PM
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Thu Aug 27, 2015, 12:54 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (54,591 posts)

Dementia 101 — What You Need to Know!
1. You're a member of Democrat Underground.
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 28, 2015, 04:25:32 AM
1. You're a member of Democrat Underground.

Game, set, match! :cheersmate: :whistling: :yahoo: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: Skul on August 28, 2015, 05:03:27 PM
1. You're a member of Democrat Underground.
Yes.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: franksolich on August 29, 2015, 05:00:21 PM
You know, since the big guy tipped us off that the event's inevitable, and that it's coming, I've checked the Omaha World-Herald every single morning, looking for a headline, PROMINENT LABOR LEADER SUCCUMBS.

There's never any such headline, or story.

The big guy professes to love his wife, poor dear Marta, who's carried them and their children on her back all of her married life--while she was bringing home the bacon, the big guy was bringing home an occasional 99-cent bag of Frito-Lay fried pork rinds--but he's certainly been demonstrating no such love ever since he was first diagnosed as terminal.

The longer time goes on, the older the two of them get, and the fewer days left in this world for both of them, the less of a chance poor dear Marta's going to have as a widow, to meet and marry some guy who'll treat her better.

If the big guy truly loved poor dear Marta, he'd spring himself loose of this mortal coil as quickly as possible, so as to give her more time.

Of course, it's all humbug, a sort of sick, twisted humor, this "I'm terminal, so feel sorry for me" stuff.  It shouldn't be news to the big guy that from the moment one emerges from the womb--either as a decent and civilized person, or a primitive--one's terminal, destined to die sooner or later.
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2015, 06:15:42 PM
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If the big guy truly loved poor dear Marta, he'd spring himself loose of this mortal coil as quickly as possible, so as to give her more time.

Well, the Big Guy (who is dying) has an enormous gut (which will kill him long before the brain rot), but he doesn't have the guts to pull the plug.

If he did, it sure would be a classic!!

Poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith would be on the first Greyhound to Omaha to start her investigation.
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: Big Dog on August 30, 2015, 07:02:20 AM
You know, since the big guy tipped us off that the event's inevitable, and that it's coming, I've checked the Omaha World-Herald every single morning, looking for a headline, PROMINENT LABOR LEADER SUCCUMBS.

There's never any such headline, or story.

The big guy professes to love his wife, poor dear Marta, who's carried them and their children on her back all of her married life--while she was bringing home the bacon, the big guy was bringing home an occasional 99-cent bag of Frito-Lay fried pork rinds--but he's certainly been demonstrating no such love ever since he was first diagnosed as terminal.

The longer time goes on, the older the two of them get, and the fewer days left in this world for both of them, the less of a chance poor dear Marta's going to have as a widow, to meet and marry some guy who'll treat her better.

If the big guy truly loved poor dear Marta, he'd spring himself loose of this mortal coil as quickly as possible, so as to give her more time.

Of course, it's all humbug, a sort of sick, twisted humor, this "I'm terminal, so feel sorry for me" stuff.  It shouldn't be news to the big guy that from the moment one emerges from the womb--either as a decent and civilized person, or a primitive--one's terminal, destined to die sooner or later.

I expect we'll soon see the headline in the Omaha World Herald:

PROMINENT LABOR LEADER SUCCUMBS
S&K Wrench Recovered at Scene
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 30, 2015, 07:45:18 AM
I expect we'll soon see the headline in the Omaha World Herald:

PROMINENT LABOR LEADER SUCCUMBS
S&K Wrench Recovered at Scene


Cue the Peter Gunn theme . . . :tongue:
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on August 30, 2015, 08:05:41 AM
Socialist Steve is dying???

I suppose you will say John Effin Kerry served in Vietnam too.  :lmao:

He did. It's seared, SEARED into his memory. Just ask him.

How this "man" got to be SoS is beyond me.
Title: Re: The Big Guy (Who Is Dying) Posts A Reminder
Post by: thundley4 on August 30, 2015, 07:33:44 PM
He did. It's seared, SEARED into his memory. Just ask him.

How this "man" got to be SoS is beyond me.

He hates America almost as much as the boy-king that appointed him.