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Title: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: Carl on August 26, 2015, 07:53:43 PM
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Star Member Omaha Steve (54,564 posts)

Defying the silence of ALS

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X post in Chronic Health.

For those that don't know, some of my FTD symptoms gave warning signs of ALS. The specialist said I don't have ALS.

http://www.theaftd.org/understandingftd/disorders/ftdal

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Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2015, 08:38:13 PM
It's about time.

Even if they don't have the Big Guy (who is dying)'s brain rot, DUmmies have the attention span of a walnut.

Many, if not most, have long ago forgotten that the Big Guy (who is dying) is dying.

It's been over a month since he last reminded them.

Maybe they'll start showing a little respect, at least until they forget again.

The Big Guy (who is dying) needs some software that will automatically post a reminder at the DUmp every couple of weeks, because he'll never remember to do it himself.

Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: miskie on August 26, 2015, 09:12:21 PM
So - now OS has give or take 10 years left if he takes care of himself - bringing him to just shy of 70. - Of course that is running under the assumption that absolutely no medical advancements happen to combat his illness between now and then.
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: BattleHymn on August 26, 2015, 09:30:16 PM
I think we need to start a death pool on which ailment eventually gets Steve.

I've got dibs on coronary heart disease.
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 26, 2015, 09:35:49 PM
So - now OS has give or take 10 years left if he takes care of himself - bringing him to just shy of 70. - Of course that is running under the assumption that absolutely no medical advancements happen to combat his illness between now and then.
Such a miracle cure will likely be...expensive, that means Steve who will be on Obama care will not get any cure...he's too old to justify the cost.
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 27, 2015, 01:06:19 AM
I think we need to start a death pool on which ailment eventually gets Steve.

I've got dibs on coronary heart disease.
:-)
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: 67 Rover on August 27, 2015, 06:52:52 AM
I think we need to start a death pool on which ailment eventually gets Steve.

I've got dibs on coronary heart disease.

Unfortunately my pick would be old age.
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2015, 11:06:28 AM
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So - now OS has give or take 10 years left if he takes care of himself

I'd give better odds on an Alaskan salmon surviving its spawning run.

The Big Guy (who is dying) would need a massive weight loss to get down to the "morbid" level.

He's almost entirely sedentary.

His physical condition and lifestyle are a lot more quickly fatal than his boring, drawn-out brain rot.

Three to five years, tops.
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 27, 2015, 11:10:40 AM


Three to five years, tops.


     Give or take 3 years.

     I prefer take.
Title: Re: Socialst Steve is only somewhat dying.
Post by: franksolich on August 27, 2015, 11:11:05 AM
Unfortunately my pick would be old age.

I'm going with GOBUCKS' speculation, because I've seen it way too often in real life.

But what irks me most of all about the big guy is his gross insensitivity to his wife, poor dear Marta.

By putting off dying, he's depriving her of the opportunity to, as a widow, scout around for a second husband, preferably one who'll treat her better than he did.

It's a lot easier to nab a second husband when one's 60 rather than 80.