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Title: This is how trouble starts
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 20, 2015, 09:55:12 AM
My office has a small kitchen where we sell assorted snacks, sodas etc. People from other offices regularly purchase items from our kitchen.

There's a knock at the door to my suite and when I open the door a female Master Sergeant (not too hard on the eyes for her age) is standing there holding up a dollar.

She says (in a sultry voice, I might add), "I'm here for a DP."

"Okay," I replied, "but I think the other guy will want a dollar too."

Suddenly I got a Lieutenant Colonel all over me.
Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: Big Dog on August 20, 2015, 09:59:01 AM
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Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 20, 2015, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on August 20, 2015, 09:59:01 AM
:rimshot:

True story. I swear to, Dog.
Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: Big Dog on August 20, 2015, 10:37:33 AM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 20, 2015, 10:15:23 AM
True story. I swear to, Dog.

That just makes it better!

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Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on August 20, 2015, 10:47:54 AM
I was driving down the road and the person in front of me came to a screeching halt. I slammed on my brakes but rear ended him.

I jumped out of my truck, he jumped out of his car. He runs up to me and I notice he's a dwarf. he looks at me and says, "I am not happy". I looked at him and said, "ok, which one are you?".
Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: Big Dog on August 20, 2015, 12:22:04 PM
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on August 20, 2015, 10:47:54 AM
I was driving down the road and the person in front of me came to a screeching halt. I slammed on my brakes but rear ended him.

I jumped out of my truck, he jumped out of his car. He runs up to me and I notice he's a dwarf. he looks at me and says, "I am not happy". I looked at him and said, "ok, which one are you?".

I'm stealing this one!
Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on August 20, 2015, 03:12:24 PM
My wife (now ex) was looking in the mirror one day. She said, "I'm old, fat and ugly". I looked at her. She said, "Well I could use a word of encouragement right now". I said, "ok, your eyesight is excellent".
Title: Re: This is how trouble starts
Post by: obumazombie on August 20, 2015, 09:11:30 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on August 20, 2015, 12:22:04 PM
I'm stealing this one!

A psychic midget was on the lamb from police.
The APB stated...Small medium at large.