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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on August 17, 2015, 09:32:13 AM
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retrowire (657 posts)
Need help making a Bernie sign!
If I could make a poll I would but since I can't I'll just ask this way!
So I want to make a yard sign that says "HONK! If you're feeling the bern!" with the Bernie campaign logo underneath that.
Problem is, there are variations and I'm totally boggled by details so... which variation of HONK! If you're feeling the bern!" Should I use?! this is driving me nuts so please let me know which of these is best! You'll all get a picture of it when I'm done!
-Honk! If you're feelin' the bern!"
-Honk! If you're feeling the bern!"
-Honk! If you can feel the bern!"
any better suggestions than these variations are welcome. I also intend to put that excellent website www.feelthebern.org on the sign as well to help those who aren't feeling it yet.
What do you think?!
Only thing i feel is the tax dollars being sucked out of my wallet to feel the bern.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/128039013
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I would love to see the Bernie "berners" rip off the Hitlary logo that she stole from wikileaks.
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How about "Progressive supremacist Honkys are feeling the bern!"
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Weekend At Bernie's 3: Night of the Voting Dead
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DUchebag 1: I have a lot of cats and they sometimes do their business on the floor. I asked my mother for help because I don't like their business squishing through my toes. She said she would send me something and I just got these two things that are supposed to go on my feet. Each one has two stringy things. I need help in what to do with these stringy thingys. Right now the stringy thingys make me trip. I know you are the smartest people in the world so I'm sure you can help me.
DUchebag 2: Have you thought about cutting the stringy thingys so you can't trip on them? My sister did that and she a super smart social worker.
DUchebag 3: I've heard of cutting those stringy thingys off but my husband cut himself while doing that. Thank god for Obama Care or we would have had to pay for an ER visit!!!! Can you remove them in a safer and saner manner?
DUchebag 1: Thanks for the suggestions. You are right knives and scissors are intimidating. Now I have another problem. When I trip on the stringy thingys my foot sometimes comes out of the thing on my foot. Then I have to put it back on. This is really slowing me down when I chase on of my 24 cats. HELP QUICK!!!
DUchebag 2: Maybe you can take the foot thingys to someone that can safely use knives or scissors. Are there any DUers near you that know how to use knives or knows someone that does?
DUchebag 3: That is a great idea. Be safe. Maybe call 911 to see if they can help.
DUchebag 1: That's a great idea!! I will call 911. Where would all be if we didn't have this wonderful and unlimited pot of knowledge?
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When you need help making a six word sign...you must be a Dummie.
Cindie
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When you need help making a six word sign...you must be a Dummie.
Of course he needs help deciding.
As a moonbat, he isn't permitted to go "eenie, meenie, minie, mo".
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retrowire (657 posts)
Need help making a Bernie sign!
You're welcome
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QqwLmEVoamk/TjLxj74f5oI/AAAAAAAAAOg/mHZsuwTNcqo/s1600/Bernie+Sanders+Clueless.jpg)
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DUchebag 1: I have a lot of cats and they sometimes do their business on the floor. I asked my mother for help because I don't like their business squishing through my toes. She said she would send me something and I just got these two things that are supposed to go on my feet. Each one has two stringy things. I need help in what to do with these stringy thingys. Right now the stringy thingys make me trip. I know you are the smartest people in the world so I'm sure you can help me.
DUchebag 2: Have you thought about cutting the stringy thingys so you can't trip on them? My sister did that and she a super smart social worker.
DUchebag 3: I've heard of cutting those stringy thingys off but my husband cut himself while doing that. Thank god for Obama Care or we would have had to pay for an ER visit!!!! Can you remove them in a safer and saner manner?
DUchebag 1: Thanks for the suggestions. You are right knives and scissors are intimidating. Now I have another problem. When I trip on the stringy thingys my foot sometimes comes out of the thing on my foot. Then I have to put it back on. This is really slowing me down when I chase on of my 24 cats. HELP QUICK!!!
DUchebag 2: Maybe you can take the foot thingys to someone that can safely use knives or scissors. Are there any DUers near you that know how to use knives or knows someone that does?
DUchebag 3: That is a great idea. Be safe. Maybe call 911 to see if they can help.
DUchebag 1: That's a great idea!! I will call 911. Where would all be if we didn't have this wonderful and unlimited pot of knowledge?
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retrowire (657 posts)
Need help making a Bernie sign!
It is a good damn thing (maybe) that breathing is an automatic reflex that does not require user participation. If it wasn't we would have a lot fewer DUmmies to point at and laugh at...
Of course, I would be willing to trade less pointing and laughing for fewer DUmmies.