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Title: A Woman’s Butt Implant Explodes While Doing Squats
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 16, 2015, 07:53:39 PM
http://www.fashionstylemag.com/2015/whats-hot/a-womans-butt-implant-explodes-while-doing-squats?utm_source=contentad&utm_campaign=ContentAds_Celebrity
A Woman’s Butt Implant Explodes While Doing Squats

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A woman is in a coma after her butt implants exploded while doing squats at a gym.

Serena Beuford, 27, was working out for an Instagram video when she heard a loud pop. Soon after, she fell to the floor screaming in agony… saying that her butt was gone.(like that was the biggest problem)

Beuford’s sister, Jackie Beaford said:”My sister Serena had visited an unlicensed clinic to get the butt she really wanted (64 inch bottom). She started to become famous on Instagram and even got a job at a club. Guys would look at her differently and buy her expensive stuff just because of her butt.” (We are simply speechless here)

That clinic is now under investigation. Doctors said Beuford will require extensive medical procedures to repair the damage caused by the implants.

An eye witness said, “I heard a loud popping noise followed by the woman falling to the floor. She was screaming ‘my ass is gone!!!’ I had no idea what she was talking about until I saw her cushion like butt missing when EMS took her out the gym.”

Is that what people are ready to do voluntarily to themselves just  to become famous on social media? And is that an example, some of them, take from reality and social media stars like Kim K and the whole Kardashian family?

Click to enlarge the photo below...if you dare.
I've got the first pun: Be careful what you ass for...
Title: Re: A Woman’s Butt Implant Explodes While Doing Squats
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 16, 2015, 08:37:00 PM
She could've gotten that butt naturally if she just worked as a secretary for 5 years instead of a club.

http://m.snopes.com/2015/07/15/butt-implants-explode/
Title: Re: A Woman’s Butt Implant Explodes While Doing Squats
Post by: Chris_ on August 16, 2015, 08:44:27 PM
She could've gotten that butt naturally if she just worked as a secretary for 5 years instead of a club.
No kidding.  You should see some of the heffalumps at work.