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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 13, 2015, 06:35:23 AM
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I've always wondered if Proglodytes would be as combative and pushy in real life as they portray themselves within the guarded tool shed of DU.
You know the ones:
The puffed up gun grabber, militant feminists, the racial scolds, general shit-talkers etc.
If there was nothing between them and you but the grace of God and fresh air who would you like to meet?
Me? I'll start with
CaliDemocrat
onehandle
Erich Bloodaxe
hoyt
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The only way I'll be in the room with any of the idiots on $kimmers Island is if I'm about to throat punch them.
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Obnoxious maybe but combative :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Scared little pussies,every last one of them.
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None.
Well, maybe Alex.
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OK, maybe Trophy Wife, too.
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Other than that, I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
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The only way I'll be in the room with any of the idiots on $kimmers Island is if I'm about to throat punch them.
Actually I'd like to amend the above statement.
I'd like to meet mike_c and the Pittster. I want them to see the person who in two separate instances completely dismantled their stupid leftist arguments. mike_c over at the Rabbi's old stomping ground when he claimed that "anyone who served in Iraq should be prosecuted for war crimes." And Will Pitt whom I brought to a stuttering stammering halt at CU over the Scamdy kerfuffle.
In addition I want to be able to laugh in the face of mike_c for trying and failing in the most tremendous fashion to get me in trouble with the Army.
Come to think of it...lets add LynnTheDem to the list. I want her to see the face of the person...in person...who turned her ass in for OPSEC violations.
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All politics aside, I imagine the sparkling old dude and Doc the PCIntern primitive in real life are quite the raconteurs, ribald story-tellers, and so I'd like to spend a few hours with them, listening (or, in my case, "listening").
But the sparkling old dude's much-younger trophy wife probably wouldn't allow him to meet me, although I suspect Doc's wife wouldn't have any problem with it.
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Oh, Big Mo, for sure.
She's turned out the way she has because she's never met franksolich.
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Oh, Big Mo, for sure.
She's turned out the way she has because she's never met franksolich.
It's too late for the Crazy Chicken Witch to be Screwed Straight, coach.
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It's too late for the Crazy Chicken Witch to be Screwed Straight, coach.
Oh now, because she's older, it'll just take longer.
But yeah, it's unfortunate Big Mo never had the chance to subject herself to the tender loving care of franksolich years ago.
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Oh now, because she's older, it'll just take longer.
But yeah, it's unfortunate Big Mo never had the chance to subject herself to the tender loving care of franksolich years ago.
I think that given her age...the best you could hope for as a result of your TLC is that she becomes bi.
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Oh now, because she's older, it'll just take longer.
But yeah, it's unfortunate Big Mo never had the chance to subject herself to the tender loving care of franksolich years ago.
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I think you'll need it.
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That's an easy one. LaserHaas, the far out ramblings of a mental case would be spectacular!
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That's a tough one. I'd have to go with:
Joseph Stalin
Mao Zedong
Adolf Hitler
Fidel Castro
Karl Marx
Benito Mussolini
Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Kim Il-sung
I'm not sure what their user names are on the island since I could name at least a few dozen primitives per name mentioned above that would fit the mold, but they are no doubt there, if only in spirit. I would like to meet them and laugh in their faces.
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I've always wondered if Proglodytes would be as combative and pushy in real life as they portray themselves within the guarded tool shed of DU.
You know the ones:
The puffed up gun grabber, militant feminists, the racial scolds, general shit-talkers etc.
If there was nothing between them and you but the grace of God and fresh air who would you like to meet?
Me? I'll start with
CaliDemocrat
onehandle
Erich Bloodaxe
hoyt
Hoyt - Isn't he the guy that supposedly personally disarmed a perfectly legal conceal carry individual, disassembled the firearm and threw the parts into a bush? The Hoyt who suggests throwing a can of beans at someone if they're intent on doing personal harm to you, or, lacking a can of beans, throwing a bicycle tire instead? That Hoyt?
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The only way I'll be in the room with any of the idiots on $kimmers Island is if I'm about to throat punch them.
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I live outside of Eugene so I've probably met half of them.
Do they have anything worth talking with them about? Fashion & hygiene tips from UGP...Poetry lessons from CalPig...war stories with TiT...business advice from grasswire...vocabulary lessons from Nads...think I'll pass.
Cindie
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I'd like to meet Nads and give her a dictionary and my college level English textbook.
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Wilbur Pittstain of course.
Then bad-mouth his worthless mommy.
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I live in Massachusetts - I'm surrounded by them. I have yet to tie anybody to their usernames, but I'm certain if I looked hard enough I could find genuine DUmmies to mole in real life. As for a specific DUmmy, naaa. I have little interest in them beyond anthropology.
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I'd like to meet Nads and give her a dictionary and my college level English textbook.
Make sure you toss in the latest version of the AP Style Guide as well.
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RandyS - I need a new watch.
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I don't want to meet any of them in person.
The temptation to punch them in the face, repeatedly, would be too great for me to suppress.
Plus, I have better things to spend my money on than bail.
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I don't want to meet any of them in person.
The temptation to punch them in the face, repeatedly, would be too great for me to suppress.
Plus, I have better things to spend my money on than bail.
Exactly.
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For entirely different reasons than most of you, I'd like to meet Sid Dithers and Nuclear Unicorn. I disagree with their politics, but I do enjoy their intricate and sardonic wit, I think I could have a pretty good time with those two and some beer, as long as we stayed away from the political stuff.
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I'd like to meet all the past winners of the DOTY and congratulate them.
I would like to toss a word salad with the truly a maize ing cousin of coach franksolich, nadin.
I would love to meet with all the primitives of importance if it meant that all their discretionary income was taken from them and given to any organization they were violently opposed to like ACLJ for instance.
I would love to pose as a publisher of gourmet cookbooks, and meet with the DU what's for dinner chefs, and get them to believe all their disgusting recipes would comprise the next cookbook bestseller.
Then I would reveal to them that the focus group for the cookbook was starving Africans who would rather starve to death than eat any of their nauseating dishes.
I would love to pose as a confidante absolutioner, and get them to reveal their innermost biases, prejudices, and bigotry, and just when they felt the weight of them all lifted, reveal their secrets to the world to have them discovered to be the most vile hypocrites in the human race.
I would take no prisoners.
In my mind, not one of them is redeemable.
That's another reason why I'm glad I'm not God. If I was God, I would have to hold out hope after hope that they were all redeemable. But I am me, and don't know if any of them are.
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For entirely different reasons than most of you, I'd like to meet Sid Dithers and Nuclear Unicorn. I disagree with their politics, but I do enjoy their intricate and sardonic wit, I think I could have a pretty good time with those two and some beer, as long as we stayed away from the political stuff.
There's a few primitives who don't belong on Skins's island, period, as it demeans them.
I some time ago addressed the issue with the brooklynite primitive, who has some concrete accomplishments and substantial cash, two things that separate him from the general run of primitivity. He really needs to hang with the movers and shakers, the doers, out in real life.
This isn't going to make me popular, but also there's the buzzy one, BuzzClik; it wasn't until very close to the end of his stay here that I finally got all the dope on him, which was an eye-opener. Up until then, I'd merely assumed the buzzy one was just another one of those usual standard run-of-the-mill overpaid and underworked desk-sitting governmental employees, and treated him thusly.
Then too late I discover the guy's got twenty-three typewritten pages of accomplishments, single-spaced. He's definitely several cuts above the primitives, and one wonders why he even bothers hanging with them.
Twenty-three pages. Single-spaced.
Now, I think that I, franksolich, have done some rather remarkable things in life, being stratospherically superior when compared with the primitives, but seriously, if one were to take my accomplishments, they'd fill maybe two and a half typewritten pages. Double-spaced.
So why the buzzy one hangs with a bunch of losers is a mystery. As with the brooklynite primitive, he really needs to hang with the movers and shakers, the doers, not the primitives.
A third "maybe he doesn't belong there" might, or might not, be Doc, the PCIntern primitive.
He's obviously more loaded than either the brooklynite primitive or the buzzy one, and he's a medical professional. So like the other two, he's way far above the caliber of the average primitive.
But on the other hand, there's a strong streak of exuberant juvenility in Doc (it's absent in the brooklynite primitive and the buzzy one)--a trait I noticed a long time ago, as like recognizes like. And so it's possible that even though Doc hangs with the primitives, he really hangs with them only for innocent merriment and mischief at their expense.
Which, if this is the case, makes it okay then.
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I would only want to meet a DUmmy if I had really bad gas and was in a sharing mood.
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I would only want to meet a DUmmy if I had really bad gas and was in a sharing mood.
After a really long night of pickled eggs and beer.
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I know one primitive, one honest-to-real-posting-at-the-DUmp in real life. Her mother, who is practically a saint, would be horrified if she saw some of the things her primitive daughter has posted on the DUmp. It makes me sick to my stomach every time I drive past where her mother lives.
The primitive daughter she be utterly ashamed of herself.
As far as the rest of them, I'd no sooner go and unlock the chimpanzee exhibit at the zoo and spend an afternoon with those primates than I would spend a single solitary hour with any of the inhabitants of the island.