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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 12, 2015, 10:26:15 PM

Title: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: franksolich on August 12, 2015, 10:26:15 PM
I've been at sixes and sevenses about the Bostonian Drunkard leaving Skins's island.

I think he's ticked off, but I also think he can't, really, stay away.

Skins's island's the only place in the whole world where people never laughed at Bill--and even professional clowns don't like people laughing at them all the time.

I'm guessing he'll sneak back in, but "when" is the question.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on August 13, 2015, 12:34:29 AM
Darn my fat fingers,  I meant to pick no!

From what I've read of this DUche's posts, he will be back. He is too big of an attention-whore to not come back. Even though he's been.'bullied' for his "24 business hours" debacle, he'll  be back.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: delilahmused on August 13, 2015, 12:48:40 AM
As long as the 2 people who still worship him are there, he'll never leave. Probably only gone for 24 business hours.

Cindie
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 13, 2015, 02:30:22 AM
I think he's ticked off, but I also think he can't, really, stay away.

Agreed.  :II:
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2015, 03:56:04 AM
Like a moth and an open flame, he'll be back.  And just like that moth and that open flame, they will meet and it will not be good for either.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 13, 2015, 05:53:19 AM
Its the Nadin effect. There is no other place for losers.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 13, 2015, 11:02:07 AM
He'll be back.

Too many DUmmies need his guidance during an election year.

He wrote his GBCW post during a brief bout of sobriety, and now that he's returned to blind drunkenness he's embarrassed by his behavior.

He'll get over the embarrassment and return.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 13, 2015, 08:02:11 PM
I voted yes.

Pittstain, for all his flaws, does get some attention at the Dump.*

Pittstain is a washed up has been that needs to think he is still relevant. Whether it is good or bad attention, Pittstain needs it like a junkie needs a heroin fix. His 15 minutes passed him by and he not content to sit around and muse about how he achieved internet infamy.  He thinks, in his booze sodden mind, that he can still move the DUmb masses with his written word.  In reality, he is edging closer every day to becoming exactly like the Big Guy... ignored and obscure.  One day, perhaps soon, that reality will be written on the pages of DU for all to see.

Once that happens, I expect to read Pittstain's obit describing his demise as a "Sudden Illness".


*Unlike the Big Guy, who is dying
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2015, 08:17:41 PM
He's gone. His torn ànd tattered carcass was found in the gutter.
witnesses described a run-down Buick speeding from the scene.
Others mentioned a maniacal laugh and something sounding like "what about the homeless".

You welcome.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 13, 2015, 09:40:32 PM
He will be back before you know it.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 13, 2015, 10:38:01 PM
Proverbs 26:11 "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2015, 06:52:01 AM
I said no, I think he'll be back.

He always returns, just like a bad case of herpes.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2015, 04:33:26 PM
I said no, I think he'll be back.

He always returns, just like a bad case of herpes.

Very apt.
Title: Re: poll: is Pitt really gone?
Post by: tanstaafl on August 14, 2015, 06:03:36 PM
The New Hampshire Trust Fund Kid will sneak back in, my guess would be right before the Iowa Caucuses.

The slimy bastidge.

Unless he hooks up with his old writing pall, Scott and they go on panty raids at the girl scout Brownie camps.