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Title: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: CC27 on August 07, 2015, 04:23:00 PM: Quote

GreatGazoo (1,357 posts)

I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.

Man, I love her so much that I cry just thinking back on it. And then she comes over and kisses the tears away.

I had just tossed a bag of her poop in the trashcan and we crossed with the traffic light but a guy made a left turn and hit us both. In that flash I just was thinking 'don't let this guy hit her.' I let go of the leash and jumped up, landed on his hood with my butt then rolled off to the driver's side. He stopped about 10 feet through the crosswalk and I couldn't see my dog! I really thought she under that car...

When I got to my feet I saw that she was in front of his car. She has bounced off the bumper or scooted sideways at the last moment. He didn't pull over, didn't get out and said he had the right of way so I pulled the front license plate off his car and tossed it on the sidewalk. Pointed at a bystander and told them to call the police. ETA: the driver did get out and wait for police after I took his license plate.

I don't think he ever saw me until I was on the hood of his car. Older guy, maybe shouldn't be driving. I'm bruised but it could have been so much worse. So much worse.

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Cute dog! I feel bad but DUmmies lie all the time.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027053080
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 07, 2015, 04:28:26 PM: My all purpose Sparkle vision is sensing a GoFundMe moment coming soon.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 07, 2015, 04:29:38 PM: I'm amazed. "It" took time out from talking to "It's" lawyer to post that.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 07, 2015, 05:21:48 PM: You let it play with an eggbeater?

:thatsright:

A metal eggbeater?

:thatsright: :thatsright:
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 07, 2015, 05:25:08 PM: That dog is adorable!!! Poor fellow, he has a dummie for a human.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 07, 2015, 05:27:28 PM: Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on August 07, 2015, 05:21:48 PM
You let it play with an eggbeater?

:thatsright:

A metal eggbeater?

:thatsright: :thatsright:

Dummie probably doesn't feed it and if the dummie does, it is probably some trendy crappy ass organic dog food the dog can't stomach. That is the dog's way of saying; "Feed me some damn meat, you imbecile!!!!"
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 07, 2015, 05:58:12 PM: Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on August 07, 2015, 05:21:48 PM
You let it play with an eggbeater?

:thatsright:

A metal eggbeater?

:thatsright: :thatsright:

If he's willing to accept the whisk. :rimshot:
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 07, 2015, 09:59:55 PM: I feel sorry for the dog. He needs a loving home, not in a DUmmie home.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: Bad Dog on August 08, 2015, 01:10:07 AM: Anybody else smell an insurance scam here? DUmmies loves them some free money.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: catsmtrods on August 08, 2015, 06:45:05 AM: He was probably still reeling from the responsibility of cleaning up the poop.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: ChuckJ on August 08, 2015, 07:04:39 AM: We all know how the DUmmies like to create stories to take advantage of whatever the hot topic of the day happens to be. I wonder if this DUmmie created this story to take advantage of the TorchtheBitch soap opera.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: Karin on August 08, 2015, 11:10:34 AM: I'm glad the dog is OK.

So the DUmmie just casually reached over and *pulled* the license plate off? Don't you need a screwdriver?

This is an excellent base for a bouncy, with some plot development.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: catsmtrods on August 08, 2015, 11:22:43 AM: Quote from: Karin on August 08, 2015, 11:10:34 AM
I'm glad the dog is OK.

So the DUmmie just casually reached over and *pulled* the license plate off? Don't you need a screwdriver?

This is an excellent base for a bouncy, with some plot development.
Some are just attached with plastic screws but would still need enough strength to get a job?
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: obumazombie on August 08, 2015, 02:27:22 PM: Since we don't yet have a report on the bumper stickers of the offending vehicle, they are almost certainly pro Hitlary or owebuma.
Title: Re: I thought my dog was dead this morning. We both got hit by a car.
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 08, 2015, 02:51:21 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on August 08, 2015, 01:10:07 AM
Anybody else smell an insurance scam here? DUmmies loves them some free money.

More than likely yes.

Dogs are subject to animal cruelty by DUmmies.