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Title: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: asdf2231 on July 23, 2008, 12:38:13 AM
I am truly at a ****ing loss here.  I can't even think of a humorous commentary that would mock this properly.

It resembles a dream I had when I was younger and ate some bad chicken right before dropping acid. Only it doesn't make as much sense...

[youtube=425,350]k_QAPjtO2cA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 23, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
I have this German version of Parsifal on DVD where, for no reason at all, Parsifal becomes a girl about half-way through but still has a male singing voice. 

So, this is kinda like that, except that Parsifal is a freaking masterpiece, man!  What are you doing posting this and not a Parsifal clip?

I never had a dream like this and as far as I know, chicken isn't a psychedelic, man.  It was probably the acid, man, not the chicken.

Do opera, not whatever this is.

If Natalie Portman were a port, I'd drink her while watching Red Eye on FNC.

Ewige Blumenkraft, man, ewige Blumenkraft!
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: DixieBelle on July 23, 2008, 08:09:50 AM
Did she lose a bet? Please tell me this was before she really got famous.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: jinxmchue on July 23, 2008, 11:12:42 AM
Remind me never to wave my snake at any princesses.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: Bondai on July 23, 2008, 01:34:37 PM
I can't believe I watched that.... :mental:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: Wineslob on July 23, 2008, 02:24:48 PM
That puts a new twist on "Desi".  :rotf:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 23, 2008, 05:58:53 PM
If Natalie Portman were a port, I'd drink her while watching Red Eye on FNC.
Oh hell yeah me too! The Princess Padme Natalie not the Garden State Natalie though.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman starring in, Cripes, I don't know...
Post by: Chris_ on July 23, 2008, 11:52:36 PM
It looks like a 1980s "Captain Marvel" episode.