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Title: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: dutch508 on August 02, 2015, 06:39:05 PM
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99th_Monkey (12,575 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251489429

Poll: Why is Joe Biden suddenly & belatedly jumping into the Democratic Primary race?

Why is Joe Biden suddenly jumping into this Democratic Primary race?
46 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
   Because he's a politician who'll be unemployed soon
2 (4%)
   Because Establishment Dems think he can beat Sanders and Hillary can't
21 (46%)
   Because he thinks Hillary is too conservative & Barnie's too far-Left.
1 (2%)
   Because Joe's a glutton for punishment
0 (0%)
   Because he can.
4 (9%)
   1-5 All of the above
1 (2%)
   Combination of ... above
5 (11%)
   Other (please specify)
12 (26%)
   ***2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.

***Hillary Clinton and Barry Obama choose to vote present.

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Fred Sanders (14,830 posts)
4. Push poll.

Fred never passes up a chance to act the asshole.

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MBplayer (28 posts)
7. Because he connects the best with working class voters and matches up best vs GOP candidate GOP cannot counter with the "authenticity" card with Joe at the top of the ticket. When our candidate cannot connect with the foot soldiers of the Democratic party, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Hmm.... MBplayer has a familiar writing style...

Is.It.Wee.Willy?

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appalachiablue (5,492 posts)
42. Hillary has an October investigation date just decided this past week, Re emails. Joe popped up by Thurs.-Fri. See a factor? as in if she doesn't do well with that, he's the fall back guy. She also came out as seriously dropping in the Quinnepeac Poll this past week

it would be too much to hope for that Hillary will be in prison soon... sigh... a man can still dream though.

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mimi85 (1,687 posts)
23. Hillary IS vulnerable.

Thank goodness.

 :rotf:

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mainstreetonce (862 posts)
27. Because Hillary is in trouble

We need a good dose of honesty. Go Joe!

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johnson_z (18 posts)
33. Joe Could win this!

All the criticisms against Vice President Biden have no depth!

He says goofy things once in a while, but don't we all? He is one of us. There are no scandals, there are no accusations of any substance, I say again, he can win this!

I'm in my 50s, and Senator/Vice President "Joe" has always been there, he has been around long enough to have the sort of history that qualifies him to be the "Elder Statesman", the "Adult Supervision", the "voice of reason", he is what this country needs!

While I would love to see us elect the first Woman as president, Secretary Clinton has a lot of baggage that would make this election too much about defense, and not enough about offense.

Just my $0.02.

J.

P.S. I am sort of pissed off that my spell checker says Biden is not a word

 :lol:

Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: USA4ME on August 02, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
Putin, the Chinese, and Iran have to be licking their chops at the thought of another Dem as prez.

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Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: Delmar on August 02, 2015, 07:41:25 PM
We finally got to see Barry's birth certificate.

This election cycle we need to demand that Slow Joe, Cankles, and Bernie roll up their shirt sleeves and let us examine their liver spots.  None of those old fossils look vigorous enough to take on a tough job like being president.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: ChuckJ on August 02, 2015, 07:50:49 PM
When you view Biden as the voice of reason it says a whole lot about you.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 02, 2015, 08:04:01 PM
DUmmies still can't understand that Crazy Bernie is not going to be their nominee.

The sooner they accept reality and embrace the Hildebeast the sooner their pain ends.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 02, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
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MBplayer (28 posts)
7. Because he connects the best with working class voters and matches up best vs GOP candidate GOP cannot counter with the "authenticity" card with Joe at the top of the ticket. When our candidate cannot connect with the foot soldiers of the Democratic party, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Huh.... I've never heard "paste eating retard" described that way.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: SVPete on August 03, 2015, 07:18:16 AM
Announcing a year (or so) before the D convention is, "suddenly & belatedly"? Had BHO and Tsaritsa Chill both announced by 8/1/2007?

KSFO's AM drive hosts were commenting Friday on the possibility of Biden jumping in. They were hoping he would, for the entertainment value. Biden has somehow mastered the skill of walking with his foot lodged in his mouth.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 03, 2015, 11:14:56 AM
We may suddenly see democrat challengers oozing out of the woodwork.

The press says the Hildebeast is stumbling (she's still the inevitable candidate), everyone but the DUmp knows Crazy Bernie is crazy, and no one has heard of Mallory or whatever his name is.

But the big factor is Trump and his following of fringe loonies.

He can't be nominated, but he has the dough to go third party and take enough nuts with him to guarantee election of any democrat.

With Trump as a third party, Kootch, or Fauxcohontas, or Slow Joe, or Reverend Al could be elected President.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 03, 2015, 12:56:34 PM
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johnson_z (18 posts)
33. Joe Could win this!



I'm in my 50s, and Senator/Vice President "Joe" has always been there, he has been around long enough to have the sort of history that qualifies him to be the "Elder Statesman", the "Adult Supervision", the "voice of reason", he is what this country needs!
I think "elder" is the only word in there that could be used to accurately describe Joe Biden.
 

Title: Re: Slow Joe Poll on DUmp... Why the **** Joe?
Post by: 67 Rover on August 03, 2015, 03:26:13 PM
We may suddenly see democrat challengers oozing out of the woodwork.

The press says the Hildebeast is stumbling (she's still the inevitable candidate), everyone but the DUmp knows Crazy Bernie is crazy, and no one has heard of Mallory or whatever his name is.

But the big factor is Trump and his following of fringe loonies.

He can't be nominated, but he has the dough to go third party and take enough nuts with him to guarantee election of any democrat.

With Trump as a third party, Kootch, or Fauxcohontas, or Slow Joe, or Reverend Al could be elected President.

Holy crap!  I actually just shuddered.