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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on August 01, 2015, 02:20:28 PM
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As most of you know, I live in the first caucus state. I left the house, and saw an African American woman walking around in an O'Malley T-shirt carrying fliers. I immediately pulled over.
I walked up to the young lady, and asked if she had heard what he said last weekend. She replied no, so I told her...O'Malley said that "All lives matter, not just black ones". Her eyes lit up, and she said "no ****ing way"! I pulled out my smartphone & found the audio.
She started crying, and threw the brochures in the bushes, and said thank you sir. An African American family apparently lived at the house she just visited heard the whole conversation. They started applauding and proceeded to burn the brochures.
The now former O'Malley volunteer, hugged me again, and said she was going to look into that Colonel Sanders guy who is running. Because she really likes her some KFC.
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Three bongs. So please review the bouncy template. No policeman, but nice use of bushes; now, if it had been an African American Policeman she had just visited who had stormed out of the house....Nice conversion and addition of Colonel Sanders. Loves me some his chicken mister man, loves me some his chicken.
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Hi5 for the bouncy! made my day.
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