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Title: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: BattleHymn on August 01, 2015, 11:21:34 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018784739

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Mon Jul 27, 2015, 09:18 PM
Star Member applegrove (67,747 posts)

I just ordered a burger in. Decided I didn't want it. Gave the meat to my cats. The cats refused to

eat it. What exactly do they make burgers out of these days?

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Mon Jul 27, 2015, 09:49 PM
Sanity Claws (14,606 posts)
3. My cats won't eat grocery store chicken

So my experience supports what you saw. There is something wrong with meat in the food supply.

Big Burger!  Big Chicken!  Quick, someone call someone!  DUAC??!

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Mon Jul 27, 2015, 10:11 PM
Star Member applegrove (67,747 posts)
5. I'm wondering if it is meat at this point.


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Mon Jul 27, 2015, 10:17 PM
Star Member Purveyor (24,168 posts)
6. My dogs won't touch any of the store bought, preservative laden treats, which they are only exposed

to around the holidays when given as gifts.

I tell the bearer of the gifts, "they won't eat them" and demonstrate. I bake dog treats about every 4 weeks for them (makes a huge batch).

That said Riley, my Siberian is pestering now as he knows it is "treat time". This months flavor is bacon! Gotta go.

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Mon Jul 27, 2015, 10:52 PM
Star Member 3catwoman3 (2,953 posts)
8. One of my cats...

...loves arugula and spinach. Snarfs it down as if it were tuna. (And yes, I have checked and determined that small amounts are safe.)

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Sat Aug 1, 2015, 02:08 AM
Star Member astral (2,337 posts)
12. Yep i remember my kitty who was crazy for canned asparagus.

He was just demanding i give him some and i was trying to tell him, yes you heard a can, but its not catfood... But i gave him some and he was like eating manna from heaven.

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Tue Jul 28, 2015, 03:30 PM
Orrex (45,938 posts)
11. They won't eat kale, either.

What exactly do they make kale out of these days?

Dead primitives.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: landofconfusion80 on August 01, 2015, 11:35:14 AM
The OP primitive just wanted to brag about it's extravagant lifestyle that affords it the luxury of having a hamburger delivered.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: Karin on August 01, 2015, 12:47:38 PM
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I tell the bearer of the gifts, "they won't eat them" and demonstrate.

How rude is that?  To dis a gift someone thoughtfully brought your dog?  Why not just say "thank you so much, he'll enjoy them later" put them away and say nothing?

The rest of the thread of bragging about how their animals love vegetables reminds me of that time a DUmmie tried to turn his/her dog into a vegetarian.  DUmmie probably ended up as a midnight snack. 
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: Carl on August 01, 2015, 01:24:45 PM
There is not a cat or dog alive that would turn down meat.
If they were to grow to hippo size they would eat all of us.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: Carl on August 01, 2015, 01:26:41 PM
It just occurred to me after posting the above that I should have taken into account the demented recipes the primitives have shared so is a fair conclusion that no normal living creature would touch such revolting glop. 
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 01, 2015, 01:29:30 PM
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Mon Jul 27, 2015, 09:18 PM
Star Member applegrove (67,747 posts)

I just ordered a burger in. Decided I didn't want it. Gave the meat to my cats. The cats refused to

eat it. What exactly do they make burgers out of these days?

Feed it to the lion.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 01, 2015, 02:38:50 PM
DUmmie's cats live high off our tax dollars(EBT cards).

It's time to cut'em back a little.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: SVPete on August 01, 2015, 03:20:51 PM
There is not a cat or dog alive that would turn down meat.
If they were to grow to hippo size they would eat all of us.

I vote that it's a :bouncy: !
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 01, 2015, 04:16:04 PM
There is not a cat or dog alive that would turn down meat.
If they were to grow to hippo size they would eat all of us.

Oreo will eat chicken in a spiedie sauce.  All she cares about is the meat.  I'm going to test her reaction to venison soon.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: diesel driver on August 02, 2015, 06:31:10 AM
It just occurred to me after posting the above that I should have taken into account the demented recipes the primitives have shared so is a fair conclusion that no normal living creature would touch such revolting glop.

Either that is one spoiled cat, who only dines on "Fancy Feast" and boiled chicken breast, or the burger was one of those faux meat tofu alfalfa soybean sprout lintel piece of cardboard ones, that taste so bad, you'd rather eat the box it came in.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: Big Dog on August 02, 2015, 12:03:07 PM
It just occurred to me after posting the above that I should have taken into account the demented recipes the primitives have shared so is a fair conclusion that no normal living creature would touch such revolting glop.

If NJCher made a burger...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HS07pHmUhIg/TscFvFttWuI/AAAAAAAABI8/TqYyBT6moYQ/s1600/southwestern+black+bean+burrito+010.JPG)
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: obumazombie on August 02, 2015, 03:40:16 PM
DUmmies with pets more stupid than they are.
I don't even know if it's possible.
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: catsmtrods on August 02, 2015, 03:44:32 PM
It's probably some sort of tofu bs burger!
 
Title: Re: primitives using a superior life form as their food tasters
Post by: Big Dog on August 02, 2015, 04:54:29 PM
DUmmies with pets more stupid than they are.
I don't even know if it's possible.

Tapeworms, slugs, snails.... still smarter than Dummies.

So, no. It's not possible, unless amoebas count as "pets".