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Title: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: CC27 on July 31, 2015, 09:44:04 AM
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Star Member madokie (44,381 posts)

I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now


A nice pretty Blue Bernie 2016 rear window sticker for my F150. Goes on right under my DU sticker in the center of my sliding rear window. Up high where everyone can see it.
YES

We're going to win this one.

There won't be any down low on the bumper for this one, rather its going up high where it can be readily seen. I want everyone to know I support Bernie Sanders for President.

YES

Next to your DUmp sticker? Great way of letting everybody know you're an idiot.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027030052
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 31, 2015, 09:49:50 AM
I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: Big Dog on July 31, 2015, 10:36:44 AM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 31, 2015, 09:49:50 AM
I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(

When they start awarding disability for genital herpes, madokie will be set!
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: lastparker on July 31, 2015, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 31, 2015, 09:49:50 AM
I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(

Me too!
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: USA4ME on July 31, 2015, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from:
madokie

I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now

A nice pretty Blue Bernie 2016 rear window sticker for my F150. Goes on right under my DU sticker in the center of my sliding rear window. Up high where everyone can see it.

I want everyone to know I support Bernie Sanders for President.

Just like an Obama sticker, it also doubles as a sticker for handicapped parking.

.
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 31, 2015, 12:07:25 PM
What is a DUmmy doing driving around in a gas guzzling Ford F150?
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 31, 2015, 12:12:54 PM
Quote from: DLR Pyro on July 31, 2015, 12:07:25 PM
What is a DUmmy doing driving around in a gas guzzling Ford F150?
Maybe it is a chicken coop?  :whistling:
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2015, 05:44:24 PM
Do you DUmp monkeys actually realize the important things that arrive in the mailbox? For example, a paycheck stub. A college acceptance letter. Something from grandma, or your dad/mom or grandpa.

You don't impress me with this crap about getting a bumper sticker.  I could drive for probably 10 minutes & get a Scott Walker sticker, Crazy Uncle Bernie, Ted Cruz, Trump, and have a few more minutes to kill.
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: Big Dog on August 02, 2015, 06:08:24 PM
(http://triviahappy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/calvinpeeingsecond.jpg)
(http://blogforarizona.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bernie-sanders-for-president-2016-bumper-stickers-2.jpg)
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: jukin on August 02, 2015, 06:17:19 PM
Gosh I was hoping it was ricin. Because that would be a beautiful thing for me if a DUche got that in the mail.
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: Fourwinds on August 02, 2015, 06:37:23 PM
A Bernie sticker? Good. After the Presidential elections anyone who runs across you can instantly mark you as both a dipshit and a loser all in one go.
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: miskie on August 02, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Star Member madokie (44,381 posts)

I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
<snip>

The latest Adam & Eve catalog ?
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 02, 2015, 09:32:53 PM
A bumper sticker?????????? Bernie Sanders may not be nominated in 2016. What is Madokie going to do?  :mental:
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: Chris_ on August 02, 2015, 09:35:55 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 02, 2015, 09:32:53 PM
A bumper sticker?????????? Bernie Sanders may not be nominated in 2016. What is Madokie going to do?  :mental:
Serve as an example to others? :rofl:
Title: Re: I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 02, 2015, 09:38:45 PM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 31, 2015, 09:49:50 AM
I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(
:hi5:  That's EXACTLY what I thought it was!  :lmao: