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Title: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 30, 2015, 05:29:00 PM
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Blue_Tires (41,615 posts)

Can any of you ladies handle THIS?

(http://www.theglutlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_3476.jpg)


You'd think a DUmmy with over 40K posts would have learned not to leave a fastball over the plate like that... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018785055)


...and sure enough, here comes Albert Buttjols to ruin the fun:

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HERVEPA (5,029 posts)
1. Classless. And we call them women now generally.

Actually, I thought it was "womyn."

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Star Member antiquie (4,202 posts)
2. Is this junior high? TRASH

     Hey, it's a legit question. Most lesbians have phony johnsons in their nightstands.

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demmiblue (6,679 posts)
5. .

(http://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/eyes.gif)

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Star Member LynneSin (93,650 posts)
6. I know I can't handle what happens after someone eats all of that

The atomic farts that man will be blasting will ensure he will be sleeping alone for days!!

And if anyone knows about sleeping alone...
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: CC27 on July 30, 2015, 05:31:22 PM
Not so gay randy is very excited to see this.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2015, 05:43:38 PM
I thought I was up to speed with all the banned words, phrases, and thoughts, but I didn't know democrats couldn't use the word "ladies".

It must take a lot of study to be a democrat.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: Big Dog on July 30, 2015, 05:47:03 PM
I thought I was up to speed with all the banned words, phrases, and thoughts, but I didn't know democrats couldn't use the word "ladies".

It must take a lot of study to be a democrat.

Truth in advertising. There are no ladies over there.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on July 30, 2015, 05:58:54 PM
Truth in advertising. There are no ladies over there.

Hi5, that one made me laugh pretty hard. It's amazing how true it is too.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 30, 2015, 06:01:34 PM
Truth in advertising. There are no ladies over there.


     Be sure not to post this over there:

(http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Monster-Taco-Jack-Box.jpg)
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: Skul on July 30, 2015, 09:04:58 PM

     Be sure not to post this over there:

(http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Monster-Taco-Jack-Box.jpg)
Beef, pork, or tuna?
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 30, 2015, 09:21:14 PM
Beef, pork, or tuna?


     I think some DUmmy chicks are all three.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: Skul on July 31, 2015, 12:16:18 AM

     I think some DUmmy chicks are all three.
If you see anything that resembles guacamole, back away.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: FlaGator on July 31, 2015, 07:28:41 AM
Beef, pork, or tuna?

That would depend on how the meat self-identifies. Consider turkey-ham for example.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 31, 2015, 08:28:08 AM
That would depend on how the meat self-identifies. Consider turkey-ham for example.

What about tofurkey? :confused:
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on July 31, 2015, 11:04:54 AM
You'd think a DUmmy with over 40K posts would have learned not to leave a fastball over the plate like that... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018785055)


...and sure enough, here comes Albert Buttjols to ruin the fun:

Actually, I thought it was "womyn."

     Hey, it's a legit question. Most lesbians have phony johnsons in their nightstands.

And if anyone knows about sleeping alone...

I'm surprised none the DUches are upset about the Chick-Fil-A billboard in the background. I guess that 'outrage du jour' has gone out of season.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 31, 2015, 12:33:47 PM
I'm surprised none the DUches are upset about the Chick-Fil-A billboard in the background. I guess that 'outrage du jour' has gone out of season.


     If you read the DUmmy threads on CFA carefully, you get the distinct impression that although they don't care for the guy's position, his food tastes too good to boycott.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: Karin on August 01, 2015, 01:30:41 PM
I'm OK with the Monster Taco, just don't google the blue waffle. 
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: SVPete on August 02, 2015, 08:02:53 AM

     If you read the DUmmy threads on CFA carefully, you get the distinct impression that although they don't care for the guy's position, his food tastes too good to boycott.

That's a distinct possibility - flavor trumping "principle". Also, people who are INTO politics trend not to be tolerant of a loser, and the foredoomed effort to boycott CfA was a big-time LOSER! At the time CfA was just starting a significant expansion; the closest CfA to San Jose, at the time, was 1.5-2 hours' drive away (Fairfield, for the terminally curious). Now there are 4 in Silicon Valley. Usually losers in such matters HATE the winners, but maybe, as you suggest, CfA's flavor has taken the edge off many DU-folks' hatred.
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 02, 2015, 09:32:43 AM
That's a distinct possibility - flavor trumping "principle". Also, people who are INTO politics trend not to be tolerant of a loser, and the foredoomed effort to boycott CfA was a big-time LOSER! At the time CfA was just starting a significant expansion; the closest CfA to San Jose, at the time, was 1.5-2 hours' drive away (Fairfield, for the terminally curious). Now there are 4 in Silicon Valley. Usually losers in such matters HATE the winners, but maybe, as you suggest, CfA's flavor has taken the edge off many DU-folks' hatred.


     DUmmies are the biggest bullshitters when it comes to food. Back when they used to have meetups and post pics, you'd always see tables in the background loaded with donuts and fried chicken and stuff they SWEAR they never eat. There used to be long threads about how they grow their own food, only shop at WHole Foods, blah blah blah, but when you actually get a look at them, they're all fat and usually have cigarettes in their hands. The 2012/13 CfA war wasn't a war at all: it was them declaring a boycott or finessing their reasons why they wouldn't boycott.

     Cliff's Notes version: those nowhere near CfA boycotted it; those close to CfA, merely (as Rev Jesse says) frowned upon the homophobia.

     
Title: Re: Blue Tires posts double entendre; gets smacked
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2015, 10:33:29 AM
That's a distinct possibility - flavor trumping "principle". Also, people who are INTO politics trend not to be tolerant of a loser, and the foredoomed effort to boycott CfA was a big-time LOSER! At the time CfA was just starting a significant expansion; the closest CfA to San Jose, at the time, was 1.5-2 hours' drive away (Fairfield, for the terminally curious). Now there are 4 in Silicon Valley. Usually losers in such matters HATE the winners, but maybe, as you suggest, CfA's flavor has taken the edge off many DU-folks' hatred.

The nearest CfA to me is a three-digit number of miles away. :(