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Title: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on July 29, 2015, 02:37:06 PM
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Star Member woodsprite (6,813 posts)

Sang at a friend's funeral this morning where Biden, Jill, and Valerie were in attendance.


I just can't imagine living in the fishbowl that they've had to get used to, where practically your every move is dictated by secret service. I am hoping he throws his hat in the ring, but I would certainly understand if he didn't.

I wasn't sure if they were staying for the reception or not. If I had the opportunity to shake their hands, I would have just thanked them for taking the time to be there to support the family and acknowledge the celebration we shared for the life of a common friend

Can't drop a name on who died DUmmie? So i can check and see if you are lying our not. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027023094

Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2015, 02:39:31 PM
So he/she/it is on a first-name basis with the VP's wife and the President's senior adviser.

Riiight.
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Carl on July 29, 2015, 02:50:53 PM
https://www.whitehouse.gov/schedule/vice-president

 :yawn:
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on July 29, 2015, 02:51:58 PM
Pretty sure that the president of vice attending a funeral would make news, but there is zip about it.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/schedule/vice-president

 :yawn:

There isn't much listed on any day for Slow Joe.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2015, 02:59:58 PM
This is the only article I could find: link (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/29/funeral-to-be-held-for-woman-whose-husband-forgave/?page=all)
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Carl on July 29, 2015, 03:05:13 PM
This is the only article I could find: link (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/29/funeral-to-be-held-for-woman-whose-husband-forgave/?page=all)

That one is a month ago too.
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 29, 2015, 03:06:29 PM
This is the only article I could find: link (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/29/funeral-to-be-held-for-woman-whose-husband-forgave/?page=all)


     Funny, you'd think woodsprite would have mentioned something about it before today.

     Kind of makes you wonder if maybe the DUmmy is fibbing.
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on July 29, 2015, 03:31:21 PM

     Funny, you'd think woodsprite would have mentioned something about it before today.

     Kind of makes you wonder if maybe the DUmmy is fibbing.


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Star Member woodsprite (6,813 posts)  Wed Jul 29, 2015, 02:46 PM

Sang at a friend's funeral this morning where Biden, Jill, and Valerie were in attendance.

Dummies lie, Dummies lie all the time.
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on July 29, 2015, 03:40:54 PM
I'm thinking if Biden comes to your funeral and a primitive sings at it, you automatically don't get to go to heaven.

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Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 29, 2015, 03:41:04 PM
DUmmy street credit is all they were doing.  Freaking morons.
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 29, 2015, 05:02:02 PM
So he/she/it is on a first-name basis with the VP's wife and the President's senior adviser.

Riiight.

Sure.  And good drinking buddies with:
(http://api.ning.com/files/7Gq2OYvgp*S3KkJgUDaJQRwsshgDs3fZuz9jWjm0lRUADsp2eNeUM5PU9cXhAxfCu*PayJsy44QatNlOtzrT8Si04zHPn41Y/HillaryDrunk.jpg?width=468&height=390)
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Karin on July 30, 2015, 02:43:14 PM
How lame is that?   :lmao:  Dropping names like a star-f*cker, when it can be so easily disproved.  Psycho. 
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: FaC on July 30, 2015, 02:46:47 PM
I'm thinking if Biden comes to your funeral and a primitive sings at it, you automatically don't get to go to heaven.

Snork - you owe me a new keyboard  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: jukin on July 30, 2015, 02:56:19 PM
I was talking to my wife, Morgan Fairchild, this morning over her cooking breakfast naked about the lion killed in Rhodesia. When who walks in but 1690s Raquel Welsh. She and my wife started kissing, making out, and then called their friend Pam Anderson for a four way with me. After six hours of love making and satisfying all of the ladies Joe Biden called us over for a swim party. He sent over a limousine driven by ValJar.  In the back was Jill and she had a suitcase full of cash for me. We stopped by the hood and I bought some coke. By the time we got over to Joe and Jills's we were all high as a kite. It was just an average day for me until I accidentally stepped on Joe's balls. He let out a scream louder than a train's whistle and all the women laughed.
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 30, 2015, 03:11:52 PM
I was talking to my wife, Morgan Fairchild, this morning over her cooking breakfast naked about the lion killed in Rhodesia. When who walks in but 1690s Raquel Welsh. She and my wife started kissing, making out, and then called their friend Pam Anderson for a four way with me. After six hours of love making and satisfying all of the ladies Joe Biden called us over for a swim party. He sent over a limousine driven by ValJar.  In the back was Jill and she had a suitcase full of cash for me. We stopped by the hood and I bought some coke. By the time we got over to Joe and Jills's we were all high as a kite. It was just an average day for me until I accidentally stepped on Joe's balls. He let out a scream louder than a train's whistle and all the women laughed.
(http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_0508_06_Update_2_Tommy_Flanagan.png)
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Skul on July 30, 2015, 03:27:30 PM
Ralph, no applause ?
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: Karin on August 01, 2015, 01:45:02 PM
I was talking to my wife, Morgan Fairchild, this morning over her cooking breakfast naked about the lion killed in Rhodesia. When who walks in but 1690s Raquel Welsh. She and my wife started kissing, making out, and then called their friend Pam Anderson for a four way with me. After six hours of love making and satisfying all of the ladies Joe Biden called us over for a swim party. He sent over a limousine driven by ValJar.  In the back was Jill and she had a suitcase full of cash for me. We stopped by the hood and I bought some coke. By the time we got over to Joe and Jills's we were all high as a kite. It was just an average day for me until I accidentally stepped on Joe's balls. He let out a scream louder than a train's whistle and all the women laughed.

That wouldn't have happened to poor Joe if he'd worn a swimsuit like a normal, decent person.  Hope breakfast was good. 
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on August 01, 2015, 01:48:36 PM
That wouldn't have happened to poor Joe if he'd worn a swimsuit like a normal, decent person.  Hope breakfast was good.

Yeah...breakfast; that's the ticket !
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2015, 08:23:24 PM
Ta-dah

comment 2920:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2900
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: 67 Rover on August 02, 2015, 01:24:15 PM
I was talking to my wife, Morgan Fairchild, this morning over her cooking breakfast naked about the lion killed in Rhodesia. When who walks in but 1690s Raquel Welsh. She and my wife started kissing, making out, and then called their friend Pam Anderson for a four way with me. After six hours of love making and satisfying all of the ladies Joe Biden called us over for a swim party. He sent over a limousine driven by ValJar.  In the back was Jill and she had a suitcase full of cash for me. We stopped by the hood and I bought some coke. By the time we got over to Joe and Jills's we were all high as a kite. It was just an average day for me until I accidentally stepped on Joe's balls. He let out a scream louder than a train's whistle and all the women laughed.

You had me until you claimed it was 1690's Raquel.  Nice try.  :-)
Title: Re: Sang at a friend's funeral this morning.. A Bouncy
Post by: jukin on August 02, 2015, 03:02:20 PM
You had me until you claimed it was 1690's Raquel.  Nice try.  :-)

Sorry I get a little excited when I think of Raquel Welch in the 60s. .....oh and hard to type one handed. IYKWIMAIKYD