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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on July 22, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
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9. Post Oreo O's (Kraft Foods, Inc): A substance, supposedly a breakfast cereal, patterned after the notorious Oreo cookie. Oreo O's look exactly like used cat litter. They smell and taste so bad my dog won't eat them. Put milk on Oreo O's and you have a bowl of something that looks like oily refried beans. If Kraft had deliberately set out to make the foulest cereal possible, they could not have exceeded the putridity of Oreo O's.
8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauerkraut juice, which is even worse than it sounds. The taste and smell can be a bit, well, harsh, but KJ is reputed by its fans to have certain medicinal benefits (as a source of vitamin C, cure for intestinal bugs, etc.), which adds up to a classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.
7. Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added (Bedessee Imports): The best thing about this Uruguayan canned good is the very pouty-looking sheep on the package label -- he seems to be saying, "Go on, eat me already." The second-best thing is the presence of both "cooked mutton" and "mutton" in the ingredients listing, which would seem to have all the mutton bases covered.
6. Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy (Dial Corp.): If you're really looking to clog up those arteries in a hurry, you'll be pleased to learn that a single serving of pork brains has 1,170 percent of our recommended daily cholesterol intake. All the more ingenious, then, that the label on this product helpfully features a recipe for brains and scrambled eggs.
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more deliciousness here (http://www.bertc.com/worlds_8_worst.htm)
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8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauerkraut juice, which is even worse than it sounds. The taste and smell can be a bit, well, harsh, but KJ is reputed by its fans to have certain medicinal benefits (as a source of vitamin C, cure for intestinal bugs, etc.), which adds up to a classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.
This is actually true and has been known for some time that cabbage juice, i think it was something like a quart a day over 4-6 weeks, will actually heal ulcers. I have taken cabbage juice, I made it fresh, and it is bloody awful stuff but it works. Purple cabbage is slightly less offensive than green cabbage, and is supposed to be higher in other nutrients but I kind of forget about all that.
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oh my.
And I thought scrapple and blood sausage were bad.
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And on that note...I think I'm going to lunch! :evillaugh:
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And on that note...I think I'm going to lunch! :evillaugh:
Brain and Egg salad? :lmao:
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And all can be found in your local 7-11 from hell. Overpriced and out-of-date-code, of course.
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Rye, kraut juice, and soda makes for a great highball. Easy on the kraut juice - I go with 2 jiggers of Jim Beam Rye, 1/4 jigger kraut juice, poured over ice and topped off with soda (or ginger ale if you prefer).
Of course, I just use the leftover brine from sauerkraut - I've never even seen the brine itself sold anywhere.
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Rye, kraut juice, and soda makes for a great highball. Easy on the kraut juice - I go with 2 jiggers of Jim Beam Rye, 1/4 jigger kraut juice, poured over ice and topped off with soda (or ginger ale if you prefer).
Of course, I just use the leftover brine from sauerkraut - I've never even seen the brine itself sold anywhere.
I think I am going to... heave ho. :-)
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9. Post Oreo O's (Kraft Foods, Inc): A substance, supposedly a breakfast cereal, patterned after the notorious Oreo cookie. Oreo O's look exactly like used cat litter. They smell and taste so bad my dog won't eat them. Put milk on Oreo O's and you have a bowl of something that looks like oily refried beans. If Kraft had deliberately set out to make the foulest cereal possible, they could not have exceeded the putridity of Oreo O's.
WHAT???!!! Oreo O's are AWESOME!!!!