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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Full-Auto on January 19, 2008, 09:38:02 AM
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...and I swore I saw something. I had to take a pic and see if anyone else sees what I see.
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m167/tharmsen/Forums/CU/dog_butt.jpg)
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Is that Ron Paul in a robe?
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opportunity for some lassie love? lmao
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ok. its really early still here... but it kinda sorta looks like jesus to me.. :popcorn:
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ok. its really early still here... but it kinda sorta looks like jesus to me.. :popcorn:
I see it too!
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The last time I stared at my dogs ass and "saw something" was over 35 years ago and I was high as a kite.
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That ain't right. :rotf:
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ok. its really early still here... but it kinda sorta looks like jesus to me.. :popcorn:
I see it too!
Alert the local Catholic Church parish -- it's a miracle!
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OK, y'all are sane now. I see it too.
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So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle? Is there any money in that? Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point... Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle? :-)
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OK, y'all are sane now. I see it too.
:lmao:
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So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle? Is there any money in that? Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point... Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle? :-)
well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..
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Looks like Ron Paul just found his running mate.
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So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle? Is there any money in that? Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point... Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle? :-)
well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..
The first one of you who say it should be called Ass-umption Day is going to hell.
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So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle? Is there any money in that? Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point... Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle? :-)
well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..
geez! none of you got my joke??
Holy day?? Hole-y Day?? the dogs bum hole?
sheesh...
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So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle? Is there any money in that? Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point... Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle? :-)
well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..
The first one of you who say it should be called Ass-umption Day is going to hell.
well, you got close :-)
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So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle? Is there any money in that? Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point... Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle? :-)
well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..
geez! none of you got my joke??
Holy day?? Hole-y Day?? the dogs bum hole?
sheesh...
Undies got it -- I just couldn't think of a quip that matched...
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Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold?
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Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold?
A better question is: would it be worth it?
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Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold?
A better question is: would it be worth it?
Probably not.
After several shots of Crown last night, it's already starting to break up. I really wouldn't be able to testify that it was a true miracle. Besides, I'd have to have quite a few more shots before I'd touch the dogs ass. I really don't like the idea of poking the image of Jesus in the eye either. My Catholic upbringing has produced enough guilt as it is.
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Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold?
HA HA. :rotf:
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Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold?
A better question is: would it be worth it?
Probably not.
After several shots of Crown last night, it's already starting to break up. I really wouldn't be able to testify that it was a true miracle. Besides, I'd have to have quite a few more shots before I'd touch the dogs ass. I really don't like the idea of poking the image of Jesus in the eye either. My Catholic upbringing has produced enough guilt as it is.
Don't let the silly green men in the TV ads fool you... Mucinex is good stuff. It's prescription-strength Guafesin (1200 mg) and works wonders.
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geez! none of you got my joke??
Holy day?? Hole-y Day?? the dogs bum hole?
sheesh...
:rotf:
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Okay.
How bored do you have to be before you start trying to find shapes in your dog's anus...