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Title: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: bijou on July 22, 2008, 09:55:53 AM: Quote
Two men from Kansas were sentenced to two years in prison for pouring cologne onto a mate's crotch and setting it alight.

Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer couldn't resist a practical joke when they were on a beach holiday with Elliot Tuleja in January.

Tuleja was drinking with Keiffer and Pillers at a house in Grover Beach. But when Tuleja was passed out the men poured cologne on his groin and set him on fire. Tuleja suffered second-and third-degree burns on his testicles and third-degree burns on his inner thighs.

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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=229488&in_page_id=2)

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: jtyangel on July 22, 2008, 10:02:15 AM: LOL, bijou..I think you said it best :fuelfire:<--so to smiley :-)

On another note, that story was HOT! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 10:11:27 AM: No no no no no...

That wasn't assault.

They had heard he had crabs, and they were trying to help their friend get rid of 'em.
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 11:09:54 AM: Quote
Tuleja suffered second-and third-degree burns on his testicles and third-degree burns on his inner thighs.
Nothing else got burned, eh? Small wonder. :-)
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 22, 2008, 11:16:10 AM: Quote
Tuleja was drinking with Keiffer and Pillers at a house in Grover Beach. But when Tuleja was passed out the men poured cologne on his groin and set him on fire.

drinking was involved. go figure. and they sent to two guys to jail. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Flame on July 22, 2008, 05:42:19 PM: Quote from: bijou on July 22, 2008, 09:55:53 AM

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

hi5! :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Lord Undies on July 22, 2008, 07:19:55 PM: You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Cologne can't set my balls on fire.

-Jim Morrison (1967, original lyrics)
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 07:27:19 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on July 22, 2008, 07:19:55 PM
You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Cologne can't set my balls on fire.

-Jim Morrison (1967, original lyrics)

[youtube=425,350]trrZNNymICY[/youtube]

I have nothing to say. I just like Jose Feliciano. :)
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 08:25:15 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on July 22, 2008, 10:02:15 AM
LOL, bijou..I think you said it best :fuelfire:<--so to smiley :-)

On another note, that story was HOT! :evillaugh:
Maybe his friends just wanted to have a weenie roast. :-)
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: jtyangel on July 22, 2008, 08:39:23 PM: Quote from: Flame on July 22, 2008, 05:42:19 PM
Quote from: bijou on July 22, 2008, 09:55:53 AM

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

hi5! :rotf: :rotf:

I find your username meaningful in this thread, Flame. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: NHSparky on July 22, 2008, 08:43:02 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on July 22, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 22, 2008, 10:02:15 AM
LOL, bijou..I think you said it best :fuelfire:<--so to smiley :-)

On another note, that story was HOT! :evillaugh:
Maybe his friends just wanted to have a weenie roast. :-)

SNAUSAGES!!!
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Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 22, 2008, 08:45:28 PM: cant get this song out of my head.

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=IaxDGfA7evA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 22, 2008, 10:09:15 PM: Hi5 to all... Good show! :lmao:
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 22, 2008, 10:52:44 PM: NEXT ON AN ALL NEW OW! MY BALLS!
HORMEL GETS HIS BALLS LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :lmao:
Title: Re: Men jailed for setting fire to friend's crotch
Post by: Lord Undies on July 23, 2008, 08:40:35 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 22, 2008, 10:52:44 PM
NEXT ON AN ALL NEW OW! MY BALLS!
HORMEL GETS HIS BALLS LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :lmao:

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