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Title: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 16, 2015, 12:48:51 PM
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qnr (15,697 posts)

Need some help, desperately
Hi, not sure if this is legal, but I thought I'd ask. I'm in pretty awful financial straits this morning due to a large medical bill which put me $240 in the red. Our anniversary is coming up on the 21st and there are four mouths to feed until the 1st (I'm on a fixed income).

I'm wondering if people could check out my shops and perhaps spread the word about them with their friends off of DU. I have to make some sales and raise money *fast*. I really apologize for the SPAM, and for the 'begging,' but I have a selection of items that would be of interest to DU members.

There is a coupon code that gives DU members 20% off at both stores (there are different items at both), it's DUMEMBER20. In addition there are many offers available in the stores themselves (some are up to 25% off).

You can visit my post here in the DU Marketplace or visit the shops directly at
The Wits End (online store)
The Wits End at Etsy

Thank you so much!

Weird...you'd think moonbat-themed junk on the internet would sell better. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018781400)

Let's get a look at the goods...

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/049/0/7317629/il_570xN.738670376_b4nw.jpg)

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/026/0/7317629/il_570xN.541154954_jaso.jpg)

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/054/0/7317629/il_570xN.727978354_obid.jpg)

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/031/0/7317629/il_570xN.514561181_p62f.jpg)


Gee, I wonder why this moron is begging...
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 16, 2015, 01:22:46 PM
so you have a store and are somehow still on a fixed income? might want to reevaluate what you're selling there, primitive.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 16, 2015, 01:25:00 PM
so you have a store and are somehow still on a fixed income? might want to reevaluate what you're selling there, primitive.

     Trust fund DUmmy.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: Fourwinds on July 16, 2015, 01:36:29 PM
Man, these people have a lot of health problems. What's wrong libs? ObamaCare not working out for you?
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 16, 2015, 01:53:09 PM
After nearly seven years of their messiah in power, more and more DUmmies are begging, while we decent and civilized people are still doing pretty well.

The jug-eared muslim hasn't been able to stamp out the remaining embers of the Great Bush Prosperity for normal people, but DUmp democrats are in distress.

Why is that?
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 16, 2015, 02:23:59 PM
After nearly seven years of their messiah in power, more and more DUmmies are begging, while we decent and civilized people are still doing pretty well.

The jug-eared muslim hasn't been able to stamp out the remaining embers of the Great Bush Prosperity for normal people, but DUmp democrats are in distress.

Why is that?

     Because they were all mentally ill and unemployable in the first place, or they're millennial Indigo child special snowflake "social justice warriors" who can't stand the thought of working for the MAN, man.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 16, 2015, 02:48:58 PM
I'll bet he'd see a surge in sales if he started selling merchandise with the Confederate or Gadsden flag on it....
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 16, 2015, 03:06:50 PM
I'll bet he'd see a surge in sales if he started selling merchandise with the Confederate or Gadsden flag on it....


    That's probably where his "fixed" income comes from.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: Carl on July 16, 2015, 03:42:17 PM
so you have a store and are somehow still on a fixed income? might want to reevaluate what you're selling there, primitive.

It is likely fraudulently on SSDI and the "store" is being used to scam the system for extra money.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: Carl on July 16, 2015, 03:45:13 PM
That wasn`t hard to find out.


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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1786911
Thu Oct-07-04 10:31 AM
Response to Reply #4
5. Early 90's - it's actually
   
Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 10:31 AM by qnr
military disability, but 100% service connected (after 16 years) so it works out the same, retirement sounds less whiney and is easier to type :shrug:

edit: answered everthing except the question - 1992
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: Maverick1987 on July 16, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
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There is a coupon code that gives DU members 20% off at both stores (there are different items at both), it's DUMBASS. In addition there are many offers available in the stores themselves (some are up to 25% off)

Fixed
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BattleHymn on July 16, 2015, 06:32:33 PM
He'd make a killing at the DUmp if he offered designs on adult-sized onsies.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 16, 2015, 06:50:24 PM
He'd make a killing at the DUmp if he offered designs on adult-sized onsies.
Like a "Pajama Boy" one.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BattleHymn on July 16, 2015, 08:33:46 PM
I also think it's funny how $240 is the difference between life and death for a DUmmie. 


Get a real job, DUmmie- that is if someone will hire you.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: obumazombie on July 16, 2015, 09:16:11 PM
I hope this scam cuts into the money collection for all the other ongoing Dump scams.
Title: Re: Yet another DUmmy panhandler sets up shop
Post by: BattleHymn on July 17, 2015, 09:08:29 AM
I hope this scam cuts into the money collection for all the other ongoing Dump scams.

Obumazombie has a point.  Most primitives seem to believe that the money pie can never be grown larger, which means that there is just that much less pie to go around to all the other beggar primitives.  Ho-hum.