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Title: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2008, 02:20:53 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6524202#6524304

Oh my.

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CK_John  (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-21-08 10:37 PM
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IMO, Jindal was not lying about being VP, McCain will dropout and endorse him for the nomination.
   
I think Cheney is pulling the plug on the McCain dog and pony show.

The only question I have is, has Cheney found out who Obama will pick for VP because he will bring in a matched pair. If it is Obama/Clinton then Cheney will bring in Jindal/Palin.

We'll know more Thur with the big LA announcement.

It's a very large bonfire, but anyway, Pedro "Christian Dior" Picasso:

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Atman  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-21-08 11:03 PM
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11. Man o man. Where to begin...
   
I think I'll begin with the most practical answer: It's as good as any guess I've ever heard, and certainly not beyond the realm of possibility, considering the group of criminals in office.

That said...wow...it raises so many possibilities. Millions and millions of Americans have used their votes to cast aside the old thinking that our nation could never elect a black man President. So, in essence, we've laid the groundwork for the GOP. Ever-adept at being able to profit from the most cynical of marketing "opportunities," the GOP will pull out all the stops to lure away those who've already demonstrated their racial-harmony street cred. Those voters, and millions more who didn't vote in the primaries, now can give -- and almost must give -- Jindal consideration. They've spent months saying "It's not his race that bothers me, it's his position on X." So now the GOP will offer a choice, and no one has to risk being labeled a racist for voting for the crazy bastard old coot.

What gives the op's scenerio credibility is the fact that no rational republican money-man will give money to McCain. You might as well stick the cash down the garbage disposal after wiping your ass with it. Obama's campaign has transcended "campaign" status and is well into movement mode.

It's awesome. It's exciting. And every day more people want to be a part of it. I don't know of anyone who wants to even stand within three feet of John McCain lest he break wind or try to pull a nickel out of their ear.

So, as I said, it's as good a theory as any.
Title: Re: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 22, 2008, 05:24:43 AM
You're right, Coach. 

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So, as I said, it's as good a theory as any.

And a pack of winged monkeys will fly out of your butt (Atman), right about the time that the Obamination is elected.

I refer him to the quoted above.
Title: Re: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 22, 2008, 06:49:46 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6524202#6524304

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CK_John  (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-21-08 10:37 PM
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Obama's campaign has transcended "campaign" status and is well into movement mode.

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MSM news anchor, "...and in other news today. It has been stated by a reliable source that Obama is about to have his first bowel movement in months. We will break into our normal programing and bring you complete coverage when it happens." 
Title: Re: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: Lord Undies on July 22, 2008, 08:16:00 AM
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What gives the op's scenerio credibility is the fact that no rational republican money-man will give money to McCain. You might as well stick the cash down the garbage disposal after wiping your ass with it. Obama's campaign has transcended "campaign" status and is well into movement mode.

It's awesome. It's exciting. And every day more people want to be a part of it. I don't know of anyone who wants to even stand within three feet of John McCain lest he break wind or try to pull a nickel out of their ear.

Then why is McCain awash in money and Obama's poll number are so low?  Once again, the real reality doesn't match the DUmmie's alternate reality, which the DUmmie knows is a fantasy, but, being the always dishonest creeps they are, hope to make as many people as possible believe the lie.
Title: Re: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: Airwolf on July 22, 2008, 09:45:46 AM
How idiots like Atman manage to wake up everyday without killing themselves and others around them is something science should look into.
Title: Re: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 09:48:24 AM
How idiots like Atman manage to wake up everyday without killing themselves and others around them is something science should look into.

Gimme a $750,000 gub'mint grant, and I'll study the issue for ya.

Make it $7,500,000, and I can almost guarantee I can stay drunk enough that I won't get so frustrated dealing with dim-bulbs that I just shoot them all and start over.
Title: Re: primitives speculate Cheney to select Jindal to replace McCain
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2008, 12:10:06 PM
How idiots like Atman manage to wake up everyday without killing themselves and others around them is something science should look into.

You know, of all the primitives on Skins's island, Pedro "Schiaparelli" Picasso dotes the most on the really far-stretching conspiracy stuff.  I'm not sure what Sigmund Freud would say about that, but I suspect it's linked to a deeper sort of really intense paranoia.

While Republicans and conservatives tend to be smarter than Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I don't think we Republicans and conservatives are quite as smart as what Pedro "Helena Rubenstein" Picasso credits us.

It was Pedro "Margaret Case" Picasso, after all, who a couple of years ago alleged that the impeachment of the Impeached One in 1998 had been planned out ahead of time, like when Dwight Eisenhower was president, so that the Democrats would find it difficult to impeach the Republican after the Impeached One.

And then there was that instance where Pedro "Oleg Cassini" Picasso alleged that the Republicans purposely lost the mid-term elections of 2006--well, you know how that went.  It got quoted on the most popular talk-show on radio, to the merriment and derision of tens of millions, causing a big black eye for the reputation of Skins's island.