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Title: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 14, 2015, 11:11:07 AM
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TheMastersNemesis (4,787 posts)

Never Thought Would See My Country So ****ed Up And Crazy On So Many Levels.(Don't blame us - we didn't vote for him.)

I am just aghast at the massive stupidity, racism, religious radicalism, gun nuttery, vicious bombast(vicious bombast, said the footless man who famously wished death on all "GOPPERS"), psychopathic candidates (Hillary is a piece of work, isn't she), al al that is going on in the US. I feel like the country is disintegrating and descending into a black hole of madness. And I am not sure what to think about what the next election.(Sounds like you know exactly what think, you stupid ****: if your rage or your wife doesn't kill you first, you'll do as you're told and vote for Hillary.)

Something is radically wrong with this country when so much mayhem goes unanswered.(What mayhem are you talking about? Your hurt feelings?) Perhaps I am getting too cynical but we cannot seem to do anything about our problems without there being a partisan political war about the most inconsequential problem.(SAID A CONTRIBUTOR TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND. If we still had duels much of Congress would already be gone the atmosphere is so toxic.You are free to duel with yourself: put a musket in one hand and a musket in the other, wheel yourself twenty paces, and blow your worthless brains out)

Now we will go through hate and vitriol over the Iran deal. One party wants to nuke them and invade the Middle East with multiple combat divisions.(Not seeing where anyone said that. What we object to is 0bama giving away the farm so stupid faggots like yourself will approve of him.) The GOP seems to want to destroy everything. Yet they have legitimacy thanks to the criminal MSM.(Ah, yes, the MSM that's doing cartwheels with jizzed pants over 0bama giving Iran nuclear weapons. You'll be dead before Tel Aviv and Washington are irradiated wastelands, so don't worry about it, you dick )

Gee, Bob, only thing left to do is shut up and die, huh? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026972699)


0bamacare, gay marriage, deal with Iran, whatever else: no matter what they get, they're ALWAYS miserable. 
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: franksolich on July 14, 2015, 11:13:48 AM
Whoa.

I was worried, truly concerned, as Bob hadn't been around for a while.

I'd assumed maybe he'd had a paralytic stroke or something, which in Bob's case is pretty much inevitable, although it's taking a long time coming.
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: Rebel on July 14, 2015, 11:16:44 AM
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TheMastersNemesis (4,787 posts)

I feel like the country is disintegrating and descending into a black hole of madness.

(http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/files/2015/01/AX196_628B_9.jpg)
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: SVPete on July 14, 2015, 11:19:46 AM
 :banghead: Do they really believe the hysterical @#% they post? :banghead:

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... black hole of madness ...

 :racist:
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 14, 2015, 11:22:34 AM
:banghead: Do they really believe the hysterical @#% they post? :banghead:

 :racist:


     Don't play up "black hole of madness." Randys1 will show up, thinking it's a nightclub he needs to join.
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 14, 2015, 11:27:54 AM
Whoa.

I was worried, truly concerned, as Bob hadn't been around for a while.

I'd assumed maybe he'd had a paralytic stroke or something, which in Bob's case is pretty much inevitable, although it's taking a long time coming.


     I suspect he's dealing with the dual issues of dementia and learning to deal with a prosthetic foot. I'm sure his wife's advice, based on her deep experience using a prosthetic penis, only goes so far.  Notice, however, that when someone does wheel him to the computer, he still manages to toss off several bizarre non sequiturs in rapid succession.

     I have a Google Alert set in any case, hoping maybe their service spiders obituaries.
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: franksolich on July 14, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
I have a Google Alert set in any case, hoping maybe their service spiders obituaries.

Good idea, if one knows how to do it.

<<<doesn't know how to do it.

In my case though, the primitive's demise is likely to be noted in the daily Omaha World-Herald sooner or later.
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 14, 2015, 12:10:04 PM

     I suspect he's dealing with the dual issues of dementia and learning to deal with a prosthetic foot. I'm sure his wife's advice, based on her deep experience using a prosthetic penis, only goes so far.  Notice, however, that when someone does wheel him to the computer, he still manages to toss off several bizarre non sequiturs in rapid succession.

     I have a Google Alert set in any case, hoping maybe their service spiders obituaries.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did I ever tell you how much I love your analyses (yes, lurking DUmb****s, that's the plural of 'analysis')?

H5!
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 15, 2015, 10:47:22 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did I ever tell you how much I love your analyses (yes, lurking DUmb****s, that's the plural of 'analysis')?

H5!


     Well thank you, kind sir. I generally reserve the long knives for the DUmmies who truly get under my skin, and TMN has always tightened my jaw. Clearly Randy is my latest whipping boy, but I'm mostly done exposing his bullshit.
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on July 15, 2015, 12:01:34 PM
"I am just aghast at the massive stupidity, racism, religious radicalism,"

By 'Religious Radicalism,'  you know the Masticating Nutsack isn't referring to ISIS scumbags beheading those who disagree with them and attempting to put into motion plots to massacre American citizens on our own soil; He's referring to conservative Christians who believe that it is a violation of the First Amendment for the government to pass laws that force Americans to knowingly act against their religious beliefs and the dictates of their consciences (i.e. the birth control health care mandate).
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: abdulahmad.tahar on July 20, 2015, 12:00:14 PM
فلم
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2015, 12:45:44 PM
فلم

inglise por favor
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: SVPete on July 20, 2015, 02:00:37 PM
IPD-in-training (Improvised Posting Device)?
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: Zathras on July 20, 2015, 03:23:56 PM
فلم

English motherfracker.....do you speak it!?!?!?
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2015, 09:44:59 PM
See! I told you so!  :mental:
Title: Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull brings the crazy...proof they're never, ever happy
Post by: txradioguy on July 21, 2015, 03:24:56 AM
:banghead: Do they really believe the hysterical @#% they post? :banghead:



Sadly...the answer is yes.