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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on July 09, 2015, 09:40:27 AM
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Wed Jul 8, 2015, 11:55 PM
demtenjeep (22,414 posts)
have you given thought to where your final resting place will be? Hubby and I were given plots this
week. My inlaws bought 6 plots. Two for them, two for us and two for brother and his wife. This is in the family area where FIL's parents are buried. We had been talking about this since grandfather passed and they just pulled the trigger and bought them.
In our small home town they are 200 a plot. In the city where we live the cheapest is 1500.
Hubby doesn't like to talk about death but knows it would be easier on our daughter if arrangements were taken care of.
I must say it is kind of weird to admit that there is a place at the cemetery all ready for us.
Will your expensive purse collection be buried with you?
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Most of the primitives are bragging about choosing cremation, but this guy is just too real to be on Skins's island.
He needs to hang around with a better sort of company.
brooklynite (22,752 posts) Thu Jul 9, 2015, 02:11 AM
19. I'd be happy if I was dumped in the trash
whatever nice feelings I might have about my "resting place" while I'm alive, I'll have no idea if it actually gets used when I'm dead so what's the point?
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Subtle hint from in laws to off yourself, DUmmie......take it.
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Most of the primitives are bragging about choosing cremation, but this guy is just too real to be on Skins's island.
He needs to hang around with a better sort of company.
They might as well be cremated,by that point their evil souls will be used to the heat.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026954972
Will your expensive purse collection be buried with you?
I would think her husband would leave his liver to science and Pam her colon, but on the other hand both are pretty well useless.
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You may recall Pam Dawson as the only woman in history to be unsuccessful in her efforts to get laid on a cruise ship.
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I never say untoward things to people who have Down's Syndrome, but in Pam's case I'll make an exception.
Pam, hurry up and get there!
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I never say untoward things to people who have Down's Syndrome, but in Pam's case I'll make an exception.
Pam, hurry up and get there!
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She may not have Down's, but she's certainly falling.
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Hubby doesn't like to talk about death but knows it would be easier on our daughter if arrangements were taken care of.
The plot is probably the least expensive thing in the inventory of "arrangements". Your daughter will most likely take longer than Cindy Sheehan to get your tombstone in place, if this is what you consider "taken care of".
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The plot is probably the least expensive thing in the inventory of "arrangements". Your daughter will most likely take as longer than Cindy Sheehan to get your tombstone in place, if this is what you consider "taken care of".
Tombstone....hell, DUmmie will be lucky to get a rock from the creek.
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All these dead DUmmies being incinerated reminds me of The Big Lebowski, when Donny's ashes are blown back on The Dude.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Ashes_zpsvkvwgauu.jpg)
What a great movie! And Donny's ashes, just like those of a DUmmy, were kept in a coffee can.
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All these dead DUmmies being incinerated reminds me of The Big Lebowski, when Donny's ashes are blown back on The Dude.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Ashes_zpsvkvwgauu.jpg)
What a great movie! And Donny's ashes, just like those of a DUmmy, were kept in a coffee can.
Skinner treats objects like women.
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When do we get to have the moving-in party?
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The plot, like her head...thickens.