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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on July 01, 2015, 11:22:44 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/128018926
Oh my.
This is silly, just damned silly.
Omaha Steve (52,496 posts) Wed Jul 1, 2015, 07:21 PM
I think I just said my goodbyes (updated)
Last edited Wed Jul 1, 2015, 11:42 PM - Edit history (1)
Replacing the earlier link with this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026931673
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But never mind the primitive comments there; instead, look at this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026931673
Omaha Steve (52,496 posts) Wed Jul 1, 2015, 11:02 PM
Dear DU 7-1-15
Remember as a FTD dementia patient (also on pain meds for my shoulders & neck) I can be unpredictable, irrational, turn on a dime line of thinking or worse at unexpected times. I've talked about this before. I'm sure the DU will see this again from time to time. You have been warned. Put a reminder note on the fridge.
I'll be re-examining my thumbs for surgery in 2 weeks BTW.
All I can say is I took offense to something that happened this morning. I'm over it. Let us move on.
I will be quiet for a few days with previous plans. I'm taking my granddaughter to see Weird Al tomorrow night. She and I will be keeping an eye on each other for two more weeks at least. We go to (saw Night at the Museum III for the second time in the theater this morning) movies, maybe have lunch out, go to the park, shop, enjoy each other, etc.
Marta is taking me to see Bernie Friday night. Family get together to grill & neighborhood fireworks Saturday.
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Oh whoop whoop whoopity whoop.
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What an enormous crybaby.
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Well, it's been at least two weeks since the Big Guy (who is dying) reminded the DUmp that he's dying.
So let's see a little respect.
Thank goodness normal people have a far greater sense of dignity and propriety than DUmpmonkeys like the Big Guy and Pam.
The Big Guy (who is dying) even posted a thread to announce he didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease.
Most of us don't have it, but we don't make an announcement.
The Big Guy (who is dying) reminds me of the old SCTV comedy show, where proprietor Guy Cabellero rode a wheelchair simply for respect.
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Best reply:
Wed Jul 1, 2015, 08:10 PM
Star Member Warpy (83,247 posts)
It's too soon for a goodbye. You're still making sense.
We'll let you know when you stop, if you ever do.
We don't call 'em DUmmies for nothing.
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It's 4:21am Thursday July 2nd. Just wanted to remind everyone that The Big Guy is dying. In case anyone forgot or something...
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After reading up a little bit regarding FTD, it does appear that it may be fatal. But in a long, drawn out time frame. Say 5 to 15 years.
So, we will still have some laughs with the Big Guy, until he loses all of his inhibitions and just goes stupid, Hopefully, Marta will begin to restrict the Big Guy's access to DU before that happens.
I did read just a few articles, it is a nasty disease that I wouldn't wish on anyone or their dumb cousin. But it is not as rapidly fatal as the Big Guy tried to make it out to be.
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After reading up a little bit regarding FTD, it does appear that it may be fatal. But in a long, drawn out time frame. Say 5 to 15 years.
So, we will still have some laughs with the Big Guy, until he loses all of his inhibitions and just goes stupid, Hopefully, Marta will begin to restrict the Big Guy's access to DU before that happens.
I did read just a few articles, it is a nasty disease that I wouldn't wish on anyone or their dumb cousin. But it is not as rapidly fatal as the Big Guy tried to make it out to be.
The big guy's 58 years old, give or take a year either way.
If such an affliction takes "5 to 15 years" to express itself, that means the big guy might kick the bucket anytime between the ages of 63 and 73 years.....which is perhaps actually expectations too good to be true, given his gross obesity. Fat's a killer.
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After reading up a little bit regarding FTD, it does appear that it may be fatal. But in a long, drawn out time frame. Say 5 to 15 years.
So, we will still have some laughs with the Big Guy, until he loses all of his inhibitions and just goes stupid, Hopefully, Marta will begin to restrict the Big Guy's access to DU before that happens.
I did read just a few articles, it is a nasty disease that I wouldn't wish on anyone or their dumb cousin. But it is not as rapidly fatal as the Big Guy tried to make it out to be.
So, what are the effects of FTD? Does he become a florist after that time? :whistling: :tongue:
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So, what are the effects of FTD? Does he become a florist after that time? :whistling: :tongue:
You lose all your clothes, all your fat andgrow wings on your ankles...
(https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/wr3sldsvVcnRV61x0ExzGw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NjEzO3E9OTU7dz01MDA-/http://www.fadingad.com/blog/queens/aiosa_bangerts_ftd.jpg)
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You lose all your clothes, all your fat andgrow wings on your ankles...
(https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/wr3sldsvVcnRV61x0ExzGw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NjEzO3E9OTU7dz01MDA-/http://www.fadingad.com/blog/queens/aiosa_bangerts_ftd.jpg)
Oh, hell. Now you've done it.
Steve will see your post, and start running around the neighborhood naked.
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The only way the Big Guy (who is dying) will be around for 15 more years is if Bellevue has a great taxidermist. Fat will get him first.
This may be the DUmp's first large-scale sympathy scam.
Let's see how many Cornhusker tickets he scores this fall.
It's so unfair. Years of gut rot netted Pam just $260.
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He is still posting as of 18 minutes ago.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026932972
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:55 AM
Star Member Omaha Steve (52,511 posts)
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Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:56 AM
Star Member femmocrat (19,876 posts)
1. Ah...you might want to delete this one or you could get up to three.
Someone will alert on you for "whining about DU." Count on it!
Response to femmocrat (Reply #1)
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:57 AM
Star Member Omaha Steve (52,511 posts)
2. I just don't give a shit anymore
:whatever:
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Oh, hell. Now you've done it.
Steve will see your post, and start running around the neighborhood naked.
I think if he were to try to run at all, he'd have a massive heart attack within 7 yards.
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I think if he were to try to run at all, he'd have a massive heart attack within 7 yards.
Annnnnd how does that make you feel? :evil:
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Omaha Steve (52,496 posts) Wed Jul 1, 2015, 07:21 PM
I think I just said my goodbyes (updated)
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Annnnnd how does that make you feel? :evil:
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
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Is he dead yet?
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Is he dead yet?
The Big Guy (who is dying) is gonna mqke WCGreen look like a sudden death.
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I bet Steve is pissed off that Nebraska doesn't allow assisted suicide. With a bullet.
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I bet Steve is pissed off that Nebraska doesn't allow assisted suicide. With a bullet.
Nah, I want the sweathog to linger in his misery. The longer, the better.
Perhaps long enough for Marta to disappear the pig.