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Title: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: franksolich on June 30, 2015, 08:19:31 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115753662

Oh my.

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grasswire (43,297 posts)   Tue Jun 30, 2015, 03:22 PM

Holiday meal special plans this weekend?
 
Where has our Hippywife gone? She was the queen of cooking marathons!

My neighbor is hosting a huge BBQ party on the lawn, riverside, so we will be potlucking with a big bunch of people mostly unknown to us and I won't have to do a whole meal plan. But my Hawaiian cousins are coming and will be bringing some very special foods.

The other neighbor has a brass band, and they will be playing Americana on the lawn at dusk, and then we will watch fireworks up and down the river being lit off at three different places: an amusement park, a country club, and a historic town the other direction. It will be epic. My favorite holiday!

I will be making pie, pie, pie (as usual, and I love it). And probably a big potato salad as I have ten pounds of taters to use up.

My Connecticut grandmother would have a poached salmon, creamed peas and new potatoes, and hot rolls, the ubiquitous baked beans, and start with a 200 year old family recipe for creamed fresh tomato soup. I did that once. LOL. Just once.

What's everyone else up to?

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Erich Bloodaxe BSN (8,958 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 04:27 PM

1. If it will stay dry long enough, I'll grill hotdogs.
 
That's about as holidayish as it's getting

<<<due to lack of appetite, will probably have a $1.79 slice of pepperoni pizza from the convenience store in town.  We'll see.

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Galileo126 (944 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 04:48 PM

2. Nothing special, per se
 
I do have a 2-inch thick rib-eye I wanna cook up on the grill for the 4th. But I'm saving the celebration for the 6th, as I'll be in Las Vegas for 4 nights with my buddy from back home. Much debauchery will be had then.

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Luminous Animal (23,708 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 05:24 PM

3. This will be the first BBQ I am hosting without any meat.
 
The reactions should be interesting.

I have a damn good menu planned.

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Kali (41,222 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 06:08 PM
^^^not to be confused with the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, who's on a temporary involuntary vacation from Skins's island

4. our usual is cold fried chicken, potato salad and other sides
 
not sure anybody is up for frying this week, so may hit the Lucky Wishbone in Tucson on Thursday. And then the battle to keep hungry hands out of it until Saturday. (either way, Wishbone or homemade)

we usually pack it all up and head to the next town east for small town fireworks that you can almost sit directly under if you get there early enough. and hopefully it will all get rained out, because that is how we roll around here!

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pinto (106,707 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:01 PM

6. I'm going to BBQ 2 big pork loin chops, marinated in fresh plum juice, horseradish, vinegar & sugar.
 
They're in the freezer still, but I'll give them a good 24 hours or so in marinade. Nice cuts from a local ranch. Rice. Some kind of salad. And a sleeping bag to finish it all off... 
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: Carl on June 30, 2015, 08:31:09 PM
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Luminous Animal (23,708 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 05:24 PM

3. This will be the first BBQ I am hosting without any meat.
 
The reactions should be interesting.

I have a damn good menu planned.

Expect lots of leftovers.

Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 30, 2015, 08:42:59 PM
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Luminous Animal (23,708 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 05:24 PM

3. This will be the first BBQ I am hosting without any meat.
 
The reactions should be interesting.

I have a damn good menu planned.   Not without meat you don't, dumbass.

Well, well, well. Will wonders never cease. Except for the above, most of the replies are what I would consider a decent dinner. The dummies are slipping. I expected dinners laden with food I never heard of... or could pronounce.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: franksolich on June 30, 2015, 09:00:02 PM
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thunderthighs (23,127 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:48 PM

7. husband's boss is throwing a party
 
i'm going to make a double batch of tater salad and some, uhm, happy cookies. i am also considering some bbq pulled pork, but husband says it's not necessary. it may not be necessary, but i never get to cook for large groups.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: Big Dog on June 30, 2015, 09:16:19 PM
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Kali (41,222 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 06:08 PM
^^^not to be confused with the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, who's on a temporary involuntary vacation from Skins's island

4. our usual is cold fried chicken, potato salad and other sides
 
not sure anybody is up for frying this week, so may hit the Lucky Wishbone in Tucson on Thursday. And then the battle to keep hungry hands out of it until Saturday. (either way, Wishbone or homemade)

Hey, why doesn't the Kali primitive invite the Tucson Tart to join the festivities?

That's just rude.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: Big Dog on June 30, 2015, 09:21:17 PM
thunderthighs (23,127 posts)    Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:48 PM

7. husband's boss is throwing a party
 
i'm going to make a double batch of tater salad and some, uhm, happy cookies. i am also considering some bbq pulled pork, but husband says it's not necessary. it may not be necessary, but i never get to cook for large groups.

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Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again
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Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 30, 2015, 09:35:56 PM
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7. husband's boss is throwing a party

Well, the fizzgigs sure can't return the favor on this one.

Half the stuff in fizz's house was stolen from this guy.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: Carl on July 01, 2015, 03:58:57 AM
How long before fizzy the freak is crying about her husband getting fired?
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: Linda on July 01, 2015, 08:29:33 AM
Wait....What????...the DUmmies are celebrating the 4th of July?

I thought they hated this country for taking away the land from the Indians and the massacre of the natives.

Why would they be celebrating unless.... DUmmies lie.... and they really don't care how we got this land, they are just happy to have another reason to party.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: franksolich on July 01, 2015, 09:02:59 AM
Why would they be celebrating unless.... DUmmies lie.... and they really don't care how we got this land, they are just happy to have another reason to party.

Uh huh.  That's why they do Christmas too, even though they Hate God.

It's an excuse for people to give them presents.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what they're having on the 4th of July
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2015, 10:28:34 AM
DUmmies meet twice a year, Christmas and Forth of July, to renew the family feud.