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Title: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 27, 2015, 01:57:22 PM
Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, deputies say
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026913767

Kills a bunch of chickens. Must be a bunny lover.

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mahatmakanejeeves (6,398 posts)

Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, deputies say
 This makes up for the lack of marriage licenses for SSM couples, no doubt.

Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, deputies say

By Jonathan Grass | jgrass@al.com
on June 25, 2015 at 8:06 PM, updated June 27, 2015 at 8:53 AM

Limestone County sheriff's deputies say a domestic incident in Elkmont ended with several dead chickens and a young man in jail.

(http://media.al.com/news_huntsville_impact/photo/18209148-large.jpg)

Haden Smith (Limestone County Sheriff's Office)

The charges are against 18-year-old Haden Smith. Deputies say Smith's mother called them after he sent her threatening texts and killed her chickens. Deputies say Smith texted her Thursday morning saying he would kill a chicken every fifteen minutes unless she contacted his girlfriend's parents and mended his relationship with his girlfriend.

He gave her a deadline of noon until the chicken massacre started, deputies say. He also threatened to burn her house down, kill any responding deputies and kill himself, according to the sheriff's office.

Smith killed six chickens before he was arrested. He texted his mother photos of a dead chicken every fifteen minutes, deputies say. ... Smith was arrested and charged with third-degree domestic violence and third-degree criminal mischief.

Haden Smith sounds like a DUmmy. Entitled and angry.

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Ed Suspicious (3,896 posts)
1. A serial killer in the making.
How many DUmmies are serial killers?

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HooptieWagon (11,029 posts)
2. Or a cop.
Cop hater.  :mental: :loser:

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MineralMan (73,660 posts)
3. His "girlfriend" should be come his permanent ex-girlfriend.

This young man is a dangerous person to be involved with. I hope he gets help with his head issues.

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Uncle Joe (31,765 posts)
13. Well that should impress his ex-girlfriend

nothing says love like killing chickens, threatening to burn your mom's house down, killing deputies and yourself.

Thanks for the thread, mahatmakanejeeves.
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: Big Dog on June 27, 2015, 02:03:44 PM
What is his DU name?
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 27, 2015, 03:36:31 PM
What is his DU name?
I don't know but Ernest T. Bass must be his daddy.
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 27, 2015, 03:55:41 PM
Jesus..... how in the hell does someone get this pathet-

*You're so precious.  Here's your participation trophy. *

whoop, never mind.
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: diesel driver on June 27, 2015, 04:11:30 PM
His DUmp name might be Alabamachickenchoker.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 27, 2015, 04:17:24 PM
His DUmp name might be Alabamachickenchoker.   :lmao:
I guess he's tired of choking his own chicken.
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: SVPete on June 27, 2015, 04:43:43 PM
I know that in DU-Land everything is political, but sometimes a self-centered moron is just a self-centered moron. This character is one such.
Title: Re: Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship, d
Post by: Delmar on June 27, 2015, 05:09:52 PM
The kids is nuts and it's a serious situation for the people that have to deal with him but it's kind of funny the thing about killing a chicken very fifteen minutes just like the diabolical criminals do to hostages in the movies--it's like Die Hard, except with chickens.