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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: ReardenSteel on July 21, 2008, 07:46:32 AM

Title: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 21, 2008, 07:46:32 AM
Hat tip to LGF for the link...
http://northshorejournal.org/kentucky-fried-chicken-sizzles-in-fallujah

Kentucky Fried Chicken Sizzles in Fallujah

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Only a short time ago the city of Fallujah served as stronghold for insurgents. Daily skirmishes, improvised explosive device detonations and public unease made operating a business in the city very difficult.

Today, with improved security throughout the region, the low price of 4,000 dinar, or $3.50, will purchase a full meal at the recently established Kentucky Fried Chicken in the Hey Al Dubat area of the city.

The KFC is the first to open for business in the city. Before improved conditions in the city, insurgents threatened business owners, demanding money to support acts of terrorism.

After a quick visit to the Fallujah Business Center during routine operations July 16, Marines with Regimental Combat Team 1’s Security Platoon and with Information Operations, talked with employees at the franchise to evaluate its success.

“We stopped to check up on the KFC to see how things were going,” said 1st Lt. Michael C. Bryant, platoon commander with Battery M, 3rd Battalion, 11th Marine Regiment, RCT 1. ”You can tell that the area is returning to normal, especially when you see fast food places in the area doing so well.”

Cool stuff.  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on July 21, 2008, 08:03:38 AM
That's good to hear, but I wonder if they are changing their cuisine any there in Iraq.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Splashdown on July 21, 2008, 08:05:52 AM
That's how we win! It worked against the Soviets.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 21, 2008, 08:28:26 AM
That's how we win! It worked against the Soviets.

It would work with Cuba, too, but the dynamics of the Cuban expat vote in Florida prevent either US party from moving forward with an intelligent course of action to re-open trade with them.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Chris_ on July 21, 2008, 01:36:32 PM
I wonder when we'll see this piece in the NYT??

doc
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 21, 2008, 06:17:18 PM
When are we gonna tell em that the chicken ain't chicken but a ham product  :lmao:
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Chris_ on July 21, 2008, 06:55:19 PM
Just let it slip that those tasty, finger-licking good pieces of chicken were deep fried to perfection...

...in pork lard. 

Ought to be all you need to get the "muslim street" rollin' like a tsunami.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Hawkgirl on July 22, 2008, 07:35:13 PM
:clap:

What's next?  Starbucks? McDonald's?  the GAP?!?!?!
Iraq welcomes American Capitalism.....this is not insignificant at all!
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 08:04:25 PM
:clap:

What's next?  Starbucks? McDonald's?  the GAP?!?!?!
Iraq welcomes American Capitalism.....this is not insignificant at all!

Northern parts of Iraq have been doing a booming vacation/resort business for a couple of years now. Large hotels with lush lawns and pools.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 08:05:55 PM
When are we gonna tell em that the chicken ain't chicken but a ham product  :lmao:

Pretty sure chicken is halal.  Whether deep-fried in a pressure cooker is, is a completely different argument.

Time to upgrade to the extra-large burkha?
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: NHSparky on July 22, 2008, 08:17:34 PM
Can McDonalds be far behind?
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2008, 08:19:22 PM
Now that The Messiah has passed through and blessed Iraq all will be well.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 23, 2008, 05:42:59 PM
In Jebel Ali we has a Pizza Hut, Pizza Inn, KFC and Hardee's.............also the local Gyro man and chicken on a stick

Yes this is great news..........................and Chris KFC uses Lard :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: djones520 on July 23, 2008, 05:44:59 PM
I'm pretty sure the oil that KFC uses for frying is vegetable oil.  Thats what we used at Taco Bell, and their both owned by the same company.
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Airedale on August 01, 2008, 07:50:26 PM
(http://cdnl3.liveleak.com/thumbs/2008/Jul/17/50e8787f235407_1_thumb.jpg)
KFC in Fallujah

Marines visiting a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant. Scenes include troops walking inside the restaurant and KFC workers preparing and frying chicken and french fries.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=65b_1216315012

warning;
product contains 100% trans fat exported from California
Title: Re: Shock and Awe and KFC
Post by: Rebel on August 01, 2008, 07:59:40 PM
 :censored:

We can't even get a f'n KFC in Evans, Ga., damnit!

Oh and CH? It's an American company. They're going to cater to the customer. No pork lard will be used.

Also, I wonder how many soldiers are eating alongside the previously-oppressed Iraqis?  :-)

This is great news. It will be Iraqi-ran, employ Iraqis, bring money into the Iraqi community, and feed Iraqis.