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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on June 19, 2015, 08:24:19 PM

Title: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 19, 2015, 08:24:19 PM
http://www.discussionist.com/1014149894#post11
Story thus far: this is just a silly thread I stole from FR. Look at the OP below, Kimmie claims to have cured all the world's diseases with a secret recipe.  Not even liberals would believe this right?
I thought it would be just a joke post...BUT.

When a DUmmy gets involved, there will always be a defense for the most despotic communist regime in the world. So lets see if this makes any sense to you.

The OP.
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Da Mannn (2,872 posts)
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Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers with single 'miracle drug

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kim-jong-un-claims-cured-aids-5911595
Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers with single 'miracle drug
Kim Jong-un claims to have succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed... by producing a single drug which can prevent and cure Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers.

North Korea is currently suffering from one of the worst droughts in its history while still pursuing a nuclear program.

The official Korean Central News Agency said the portly despot's scientists developed miracle drug Kumdang-2 from ginseng and other ingredients - without saying which.

No mention of snake oil or magic swamp water..seems legit.
There are a few joke posts, but here comes the DUmmy...
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Response to Da Mannn (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 11:06 AM

akaConcernedCanuk (2,167 posts)
3. Hmm - should we assume North Korea can do nothing well?

Cuba has made some amazing medical progression despite the half century of embargo and sanctions.

From the DPRK's only news source that I am aware of . .

News From KOREAN CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY of DPRK(Democratic People's Republic of Korea)
ME: to prove his point he quotes communist propaganda like its a real news source.

main page - http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

link to excerpts from article re Kudan-2 below . .

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2015/201506/news18/20150618-26ee.html
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Kumdang-2 Injection

 Pyongyang, June 18 (KCNA) -- Kumdang-2 Injection developed by the Korea Pugang Pharmaceutic Co., Ltd is believed to be efficacious for different epidemics.

/snip/

The researchers insert rare earth elements (REE) into insam (ginseng) by applying the micro-elementary fertilizers of REE to the fields of insam. Inside the herbal body of insam the REE had got combined with the saccharides into desired complex compounds.

The injection is made of extracts from those complex compounds.

As a strong immuno-activator, the injection has been recognized to prevent different malignant epidemics.

/snip/

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2015/201506/news18/20150618-26ee.html
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The article does not list any specific ailments the medication is supposed to cure/prevent -

I do not think we should discard ALL of the DPRK's claims as falsehoods . . .

should we?
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Da Mannn (2,872 posts)
6. Yep. Pretty Much.

Q) Hmm - should we assume North Korea can do nothing well?
A) YES.

Q) I do not think we should discard ALL of the DPRK's claims as falsehoods . . .
should we?

A) YES.

Rules of thumb to live by"
1) medical breakthroughs from Commie countries always come from free western societies.
2) If am insane dictator claims he has a miracle cure for all the worlds diseases...Start with the assumption that it is a LIE.
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akaConcernedCanuk (2,167 posts)
10. Interesting . . .

"medical breakthroughs from Commie countries always come from free western societies"

I doubt that is true, but for certain, the proliferation of nuclear weapons came from the USA . . .

a so-called "free western society".

How free are we really?
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Da Mannn (2,872 posts)
11. Maybe you should answer that question.

You asked, "How free are we really?" Lets compare, shall we?

NK: a third of the population lives in prison camps
US: No prison camps

NK: Not loyal to Kimmie? Death by anti-aircraft guns
US: Not loyal to Obama? Get a talk radio show.

Its a safe bet to say we are pretty free. More so than the poor saps stuck in NK.
Still waiting for the condescending commie to answer

 and all the way at the bottom of the thread is the guy who worships all things liberal
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graham4anything4HC45 (13,437 posts)
5. Cuba and France have the best healthcare in the world, then Canada and the UK


Trust, but verify
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 19, 2015, 08:47:00 PM
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Cuba has made some amazing medical progression despite the half century of embargo and sanctions.

Name them.  ....and no, the anti-aging/face changing thing was a Bond movie, retard.
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graham4anything4HC45 (13,437 posts)

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There is some seriously condensed retard going on there.

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Trust, but verify

Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: SVPete on June 19, 2015, 09:40:43 PM
Does he have a cure for the common ... DU-person?

It would probably improve the world if a cure were found for Kim and his successors (who I expect are loonier still).
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: 67 Rover on June 20, 2015, 08:11:58 AM
I suspect Kim's cure involves lead at ~899fps to cure all of the Norks ills.

Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 20, 2015, 08:55:06 AM
I suspect Kim's cure involves lead at ~899fps to cure all of the Norks ills.
Cures anything from hangnails to just plain ugly
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 20, 2015, 10:15:17 AM
Cures anything from hangnails to just plain ugly

See what I posted in the thread on this in MNS.  To boot:

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'Kumdang-2' is the North Korean translation of '9 millimeter.'

 :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: obumazombie on June 20, 2015, 10:21:48 AM
If the US didn't harness the power of the atom, we would all be speaking Japanese.
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 20, 2015, 12:00:05 PM
If the US didn't harness the power of the atom, we would all be speaking Japanese.
I read a book in high school(1963?) that stated the Japs were to get southern California and the Germans the rest of the U.S......is it to late to give it to them now?.
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: Karin on June 20, 2015, 12:08:22 PM
No, Canuck.  North Korea does not do anything well.  Any society that forces its people to eat grass, where even the earthworms are fair game, does not do anything well. 

Remember when Hannah Bell over at DU attempted to defend Nork?  It didn't end well, not even the DUmmies could stomach it. 
Title: Re: Kim Jung Un cures EVERYTHING. DUmmies believe him.
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 20, 2015, 05:54:20 PM
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Trust, but verify
:lol:

"I trust you, I just want to make sure you're telling the truth".