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A raccoon riding an alligator was spotted just off the coast of Skin's Island. DUmmy Aerows is unaccounted for at this time. Channel 9 will more on this story as it develops.
More at: http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/man-snaps-unique-picture-raccoon-top-gator-ocala-n/nmcmX/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners1 (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/man-snaps-unique-picture-raccoon-top-gator-ocala-n/nmcmX/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners1)
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Be afraid, Aerows. Be very afraid.
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