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Title: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 11, 2015, 01:59:19 PM
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oberliner (29,898 posts)

Caitlyn Jenner Earns Record-Breaking Payday For Reality Show
We already knew that Caitlyn Jenner was on her way to becoming the wealthiest reality TV star of all time, but we had no idea just how much she stands to earn from her first series.

I Am Cait doesn't premiere until next month, but the first reports about Ms. Jenner's earnings are in, and it looks like she might soon be out-earning the rest of her famous family.

Radar Online is reporting that Caitlyn will make $5 million for just one season of her upcoming E! "docu-series."

“It’s the biggest paycheck ever given by E! for a solo reality show, and Caitlyn’s agent was relentless in getting her the huge payday,” said one insider.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2015/06/caitlyn-jenner-earns-record-breaking-payday-for-reality-show/


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onehandle (43,945 posts)
1. Let's hope the cost of making reality shows continue to rise.

I long for the day they die.




(And No, this has nothing to do with Caitlyn Jenner. It has to do with these shows being absolute trash. So keep your flames to yourself.)
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Response to oberliner (Original post)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 05:07 PM

NuclearDem (12,517 posts)
2. This really is a teachable moment for America about trans* issues.

Unfortunately, I just don't know if reality show culture is the medium to do it with.


Response to oberliner (Original post)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 06:45 PM

msongs (36,291 posts)
3. she works hard. For the money nt



     Bruce (that's his name, Bruce. I can put on makeup and junk-tuck, but I'm still who I am) is one wily bastard: sees three talent-free girls making bank alongside their chipmunkish mother, and realizes that he can grab some more gold. How, exactly? Pretend to cross-dress, have the entire Left fawn over you, and ride the wave into his OWN show, where he only has fag it up a little to make $5 million.

     I'd do worse crap than that for $5 million.

     Well played, Bruce.

     You got played well, DUmmies.
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 11, 2015, 02:38:55 PM
I foolishly tried to tell some of the idiots posting about how 'Brave' Jenner was that bravery normally involved facing down ugly consequences of some sort without breaking, and since Jenner was functioning entirely in the entertainment industry and would make a ton of money in a reality show deal, and was just a wealthy 65-year-old White dude/chick doing what he wanted and getting wealthier doing it, bravery didn't even enter the picture.

The were of course horrified that I would contradict their stupid bullshit touchy-feelie blather dogma. 

Apparently 'Brave' no longer has anything to do with courage or consequences, it simply means 'Somebody did something I didn't do, and I approve.'
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: thundley4 on June 11, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
I would laugh my ass off if Bruce is "punking' everyone.

Imagine the outrage on the left, if after the first season, when he has made bank off the idiots, if he came out decrying how gullible and stupid people are that watch reality TV.
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 11, 2015, 05:07:27 PM
I would laugh my ass off if Bruce is "punking' everyone.

Imagine the outrage on the left, if after the first season, when he has made bank off the idiots, if he came out decrying how gullible and stupid people are that watch reality TV.

It would get him renewed, or generate a lucrative spin-off.
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2015, 05:10:03 PM
I would laugh my ass off if Bruce is "punking' everyone.

Imagine the outrage on the left, if after the first season, when he has made bank off the idiots, if he came out decrying how gullible and stupid people are that watch reality TV.

He would be my hero.
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 11, 2015, 05:56:28 PM
Shemales are creepy perverts no matter how much money they have.
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2015, 09:37:33 PM
I would laugh my ass off if Bruce is "punking' everyone.

Imagine the outrage on the left, if after the first season, when he has made bank off the idiots, if he came out decrying how gullible and stupid people are that watch reality TV.

Could very well be. It would be funny.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: diesel driver on June 12, 2015, 05:19:03 AM
Shemales are creepy perverts no matter how much money they have.


Sounds like some guy on "The Man Show" that got breast implants to win a million dollar bet.

Only had to keep them for a year...5 years later, he still had them!
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 12, 2015, 08:58:04 AM


Sounds like some guy on "The Man Show" that got breast implants to win a million dollar bet.

Only had to keep them for a year...5 years later, he still had them!
For the man that has everything but tits to play with.
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: Big Dog on June 12, 2015, 03:16:56 PM
I would laugh my ass off if Bruce is "punking' everyone.

Imagine the outrage on the left, if after the first season, when he has made bank off the idiots, if he came out decrying how gullible and stupid people are that watch reality TV.

Hey, maybe GOPCongress is actually Bruce Jenner!
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 12, 2015, 05:09:50 PM
I think it's time for a CHiPs reunion show.

On Edit: prior to all the current Bruce Jenner nonsense, the last thing I knew about him was he was on the TV show CHiPs for a while and, apparently, he was pretty bad. It wasn't a show I watched very often. I think I only saw the episode with Donny Most playing an Alice Cooper-style rocker.

Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: diesel driver on June 12, 2015, 05:46:35 PM
For the man that has everything but tits to play with.

He was his own "best friend".    :rotf:
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: Wineslob on June 12, 2015, 11:02:39 PM
I'm sure the DUmmies will want to watch the corrective surgery, and throw a BBQ.................right?
Title: Re: Bruce Jenner gets lucrative reality show; DU fails to smell rat
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 13, 2015, 07:00:23 AM
I'm sure the DUmmies will want to watch the corrective surgery, and throw a BBQ.................right?
One little weeny does not make much of a BBQ.