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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on June 10, 2015, 01:32:02 PM
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LynneSin (93,280 posts)
Thank you Coke for you shitty campaign!
(I believe she's referring to Coke's campaign of putting names on cans and bottles now)
you know I finally got over the hurt that all those souvenir shops that sold key chains and bike plates and other trinkets that have names on them would never ever include my name. What's worse is that the other spelling of my name was usually available but my life was tortured with a silent 'e' added to the end of Lynn. (How truly devastating that must have been. Kids in India and Ethiopia only starved to death - you had to deal with not getting a tiny license plate for your bike!)
It would hurt when I got cheesy gifts from a schoolmate who thought so little of me that they would give me a pack of pencils with 'Lynn' on them thinking that was my name and I'd be ok with it being misspelled. (And I bet I can guess how you dealt with that hurt)
But I got over the hurt (and claimed my pencils were stolen) and realized maybe I was just special. (Oh, I suspect you're special...))
So thanks Coke for your shitty campaign and reminding all of us with special names that maybe we aren't worthy enough to have a Coke with our name on it. ust an extension of the horrible childhood reminders. Don't worry I wasn't one to drink your poisonous crap that causes obsesity and diabetes anyways! Hey, really. LynneSin wouldn't do anything that leads to obesity, would she?
You'd think she'd have bigger problems than this, but then again, she's a DUmmy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018770000)
Lynne, if it makes you feel any better, I have something for you:
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/anaund/coke.png)
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WTF? Really? Imagine all the poor little black kids that don't have a chance in hell of finding their name on a Coke bottle or key chain. Hell most of them will probably only see their names in the crime report section of their local newspapers.
I never found a keychain or other crap with my name on it either. It never bothered me. However, the simple solution is to buy a blank leather keychain and engrave it yourself. Oh wait, that goes against the DUmmie ideal of someone doing everything for them.
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These mutants are laughable.
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WTF? Really? Imagine all the poor little black kids that don't have a chance in hell of finding their name on a Coke bottle or key chain. Hell most of them will probably only see their names in the crime report section of their local newspapers.
I never found a keychain or other crap with my name on it either. It never bothered me. However, the simple solution is to buy a blank leather keychain and engrave it yourself. Oh wait, that goes against the DUmmie ideal of someone doing everything for them.
I'm still chuckling at her final thought, that she doesn't want something that contributes to obesity, anyway.
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None of the Coke bottle names include apostrophes.
Racist bastards.
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You know what lynne, I didn't have a name that I could get any of that touristy crap with either, and I am just fine. My parent's wouldn't have bought it for me anyway. But I didn't let such a small, insignificant thing ruin my life, as apparently you did.
God these DUches get butthurt over the stupidest things.
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And this woman is.....what? Somewhere in between 40 and 50 years of age?
Geezuz.
For the record, when franksolich was named, the parents dropped the last letter off what was then a reasonably common first name. I have no idea why, but when all's considered, I doubt it rates even a mild discombobulation in these feelings. It's sort of an irritant, always seeing my first name misspelled--spelled the more reasonable way--but to be honest, it's not a big deal worth griping about.
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I need a roller skate for my chin.
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It's pretty old, and probably people have forgotten all about it.
"party-time with LynneSin!"
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95538.0
Sorry about all the stuff now missing from photobucket--as I said, it's pretty old (but the text is well worth the reading)--but it picks up again circa comment 35. Given the age of the thread, though, one probably has to add some pounds to the last photographs. It's from March-April 2014, so I'm guessing maybe another forty, fifty, pounds since then?
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It's not like we don't have sumthin' call the Interwebs, where a gazillion online stores will create license plates with any name, even Moooslim names. And last I looked, there were over 10,000 names on "Whattonameyourrugrat.com" or whater site has such names.
OHHHH...we are talking about Doomie...forgot...
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It's from March-April 2014, so I'm guessing maybe another forty, fifty, pounds since then?
On the chin, anyway.
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LynneSin (93,280 posts)
Thank you Coke for you shitty campaign!
With a Republican controlled congress, apparently the biggest problem in life right now, at least as far as LynneSin is concerned, is names on Coke bottles. I guess them evil Republicans aren't so bad after all.
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On the chin, anyway.
You know, sir, that's concerned me for a while. Years.
If surgical correction of some sort of bodily deformity--say, a cleft palate--is possible, it should be done. (It's not always possible, but if it is.....)
Any psychologist or medical professional will affirm that obvious deformities affect how we feel about ourselves, about how other people feel about us. And usually not in a good way. I suspect for example that the LynneSin primitive suffers from poor self-esteem, a lack of confidence in herself, and gets bothered by people staring at that awkward protuberance that juts out of her chin.
I don't know for sure, but I suspect the LynneSin primitive has a governmental job, meaning she enjoys Skippy-class medical insurance. I'm sure the policy's good enough that it'd cover removal of that grotesque bump on her chin. For the sake of her psychological well-being, it really needs to come off.
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You know, sir, that's concerned me for a while. Years.
If surgical correction of some sort of bodily deformity--say, a cleft palate--is possible, it should be done. (It's not always possible, but if it is.....)
Any psychologist or medical professional will affirm that obvious deformities affect how we feel about ourselves, about how other people feel about us. And usually not in a good way. I suspect for example that the LynneSin primitive suffers from poor self-esteem, a lack of confidence in herself, and gets bothered by people staring at that awkward protuberance that juts out of her chin.
I don't know for sure, but I suspect the LynneSin primitive has a governmental job, meaning she enjoys Skippy-class medical insurance. I'm sure the policy's good enough that it'd cover removal of that grotesque bump on her chin. For the sake of her psychological well-being, it really needs to come off.
For those of you who have never seen a picture of LynneSin (first of all, well done!), here is a reasonable facsimile of her chin:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vep5cSAm1rvvnhlo1_400.jpg)
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None of the Coke bottle names include apostrophes.
Racist bastards.
I can't stop laughing about the girl named LaDasha who spelled it La-a. Your comment reminded me of that joke.
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Hell, we make a game out of it at work when we get one out of the Coke machine. :rotf:
Whatever name is on the bottle, that's what name we use that day! :rotf:
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What's in a name?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF7jqf0GU4[/youtube]
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She doesn't have anything better to do than make a DUmp post bitching about this? And then haul out the victim card? Check your white privilege, bitch. Think of poor LaDasha/La-a.
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And this woman is.....what? Somewhere in between 40 and 50 years of age?
Geezuz.
For the record, when franksolich was named, the parents dropped the last letter off what was then a reasonably common first name. I have no idea why, but when all's considered, I doubt it rates even a mild discombobulation in these feelings. It's sort of an irritant, always seeing my first name misspelled--spelled the more reasonable way--but to be honest, it's not a big deal worth griping about.
Well, nobody's life is wholly untroubled, Dav.
:evillaugh:
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What's in a name?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF7jqf0GU4[/youtube]
Just don't play it with "Chuck"... :naughty:
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She doesn't have anything better to do than make a DUmp post bitching about this? And then haul out the victim card? Check your white privilege, bitch. Think of poor LaDasha/La-a.
:rotf: Karin.
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I'm still chuckling at her final thought, that she doesn't want something that contributes to obesity, anyway.
Haah.
Aesop's fables and the sour grapes.
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She doesn't have anything better to do than make a DUmp post bitching about this? And then haul out the victim card? Check your white privilege, bitch. Think of poor LaDasha/La-a.
The dash don't be silent.