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Title: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 10, 2015, 12:26:03 PM: Quote
Star Member 47of74 (9,501 posts)

My 40th birthday was today.

Got a bunch of beer, wine, and lottery tickets as presents. I like beer and wine but that's kind of underwhelming to get that for presents. And none of the lottery tickets were winners. Ugh.

I'm probably going to get bariatric surgery later this year or early next year. At least if I get the stomach surgery I'll be able to tell people not to get me food and beverages as gifts anymore. And I'll tack lottery tickets on to that too.

Beer, wine, and lottery tickets? And they call US rednecks? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018769872)

So we have a DUmmy in need of having their gut stapled back who gets liquor for a birthday. Gee, I wonder if any of the usual DUmmy hypocrisy lurks...

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47of74 (9,501 posts)

This is why we're doomed. Fight at Beech Grove, Wal-Mart
Ugh. This is why we're doomed.

(link to fat folks fighting in WalMart, perhaps arguing over liquor and lottery tickets)

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47of74 (9,501 posts)

Soon to open Chicago area Taco Bell to serve alcohol
Tacos and alcohol. Yummy.

(I think this was originally intended to cluck the tongue of superiority, but I suspect it was an exaltation)

In fact, if you peruse 47of74's posts, a large number of them have to do with beer and drinking. No wonder that's what people think of you.

Maybe put the beer and lottery tickets down and go on a walk, and you won't need to have your gut stapled? Just a thought.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2015, 02:03:34 PM: You pretty well know your station in life when you're given beer and lottery tickets at a milestone birthday.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 10, 2015, 03:17:00 PM: Hey, people were supposed to give me lottery tickets?

Who knew?
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Big Dog on June 10, 2015, 03:23:01 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2015, 02:03:34 PM
You pretty well know your station in life when you're given beer and lottery tickets at a milestone birthday.

That explains the bourbon and blowjob I got for my 50th!
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 10, 2015, 03:54:44 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 10, 2015, 03:23:01 PM
That explains the bourbon and blowjob I got for my 50th!

Wait -- I was supposed to get lottery tickets AND A BLOWJOB??

Damn! I feel totally ripped off!

I didn't even get an "extra" beer :(
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Big Dog on June 10, 2015, 04:18:25 PM: Quote from: freedumb2003b on June 10, 2015, 03:54:44 PM
Wait -- I was supposed to get lottery tickets AND A BLOWJOB??

Damn! I feel totally ripped off!

I didn't even get an "extra" beer :(

Wait -you got lottery tickets?
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 10, 2015, 04:21:27 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 10, 2015, 04:18:25 PM
Wait -you got lottery tickets?

I didn't get EITHER!! And I had to buy my own damn beer!

Someone needs to publish these rules to the ladyfolk!
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 10, 2015, 04:27:47 PM: Quote from: freedumb2003b on June 10, 2015, 03:54:44 PM
Wait -- I was supposed to get lottery tickets AND A BLOWJOB??

Take heart - one day it'll be his turn in the barrel.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Chris_ on June 10, 2015, 04:28:36 PM: I got dinner. I think there was also a hockey game involved.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Carl on June 10, 2015, 07:03:00 PM: You`re 40 years old and you care about what you get for birthday presents?

Dude... :loser: :mental:
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: thundley4 on June 10, 2015, 07:51:57 PM: Quote from: Carl on June 10, 2015, 07:03:00 PM
You`re 40 years old and you care about what you get for birthday presents?

Dude... :loser: :mental:

My wife and I just go out for dinner on our birthdays, unless I have to work, then it's pick a day close.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Karin on June 11, 2015, 01:12:07 PM: Quote from: Carl on June 10, 2015, 07:03:00 PM
You`re 40 years old and you care about what you get for birthday presents?

Dude... :loser: :mental:

And he seemed pretty ungrateful, too. Personally, I think those are thoughtful gifts. :lmao:
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2015, 01:59:38 PM: Quote from: Carl on June 10, 2015, 07:03:00 PM
You`re 40 years old and you care about what you get for birthday presents?

Dude... :loser: :mental:
It's almost as sad as complaining that you can't find your name on a Coca Cola bottle.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 11, 2015, 02:02:14 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on June 11, 2015, 01:59:38 PM
It's almost as sad as complaining that you can't find your name on a Coca Cola bottle.

I bet that if Little Debbie or Duncan Hines starts a similar campaign, they know to put her name on the packages first.
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: SVPete on June 11, 2015, 02:05:37 PM: If the DOTYs have a Pearl-Clutcher of the Year category, numbers of numbers should be a prime nominee!
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 11, 2015, 02:58:14 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on June 11, 2015, 01:59:38 PM
It's almost as sad as complaining that you can't find your name on a Coca Cola bottle.
Excellent!
Title: Re: The Sadness that is 47of74
Post by: diesel driver on June 11, 2015, 07:50:28 PM: I got lottery tickets for Christmas one year.

Or maybe it was for my birthday... :confused:

Since my birthday is Dec. 29th, it's hard to tell. :rotf: