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Title: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2015, 02:26:26 PM
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NJCher (18,124 posts)

Why Hasn't Christie Lost Any Weight?

I just saw our Statewide Embarrassment giving an interview to a reporter, and it occurred to me that he doesn't look like he's lost a pound, despite the fact that he had stomach stapling.

How could that be? Isn't that operation a "given" that a person will lose weight?

I recall when he had the operation that I thought it was because he was planning to run for the presidency and he didn't want any "extra baggage." Now, as things turn out, he's not only retained that baggage, but gained some new.


Really? Then why has Bruce Jenner sprouted tits and lost his junk? Seriously, DU wouyld be better off not to cast stones about certain topics... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6794000)


Not worth bringing over a single response. DUmmies, we have pictures. Take care what you say about whom, lest you be called out yourself.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: obumazombie on June 07, 2015, 03:09:48 PM
Libs to conservatives...truth for thee, not for me.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: Bad Dog on June 07, 2015, 04:01:04 PM
Cher needs to get with the program.  They are supposed to be going after Walker and Rubio.  Christie isn't even going to get close.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: dane on June 08, 2015, 07:05:55 AM
But, does he have cankles?

And, the photo of Ted Kennedy in swim attire comes to mind.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: SVPete on June 08, 2015, 08:05:24 AM
And, the photo of Ted Kennedy in swim attire comes to mind.

OMG, I wish I could get that photo out of my brain!

If NJCh has finisher's medals from several marathons or half marathons, I'll take her criticisms as lacking hypocrisy. One would think, though, that if Christie were so very horrible as Governor that NJCh would criticize his policies and actions rather than his moobs or excessively substantial gut ... you know, criticize something important.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: obumazombie on June 08, 2015, 08:10:13 AM
But, does he have cankles?

And, the photo of Ted Kennedy in swim attire comes to mind.

He was a champion swimmer in his day.
He could cheat death, with an unsuspecting passenger to sacrifice.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: SVPete on June 08, 2015, 08:20:09 AM
Teddy's wattles merged into his cankles.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: diesel driver on June 09, 2015, 04:54:09 AM
Teddy's wattles merged into his cankles.

All because of a concrete liver.   :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 09, 2015, 07:03:36 AM
All because of a concrete liver.   :rotf:

A brush-up on the good senator if anyone is interested:

Teddy Kennedy's greatest drunken moments
http://www.thesharkguys.com/celebrities/ted-kennedys-top-drunk-moments/ (http://www.thesharkguys.com/celebrities/ted-kennedys-top-drunk-moments/)
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: redwhit on June 09, 2015, 06:48:32 PM
A brush-up on the good senator if anyone is interested:

Teddy Kennedy's greatest drunken moments
http://www.thesharkguys.com/celebrities/ted-kennedys-top-drunk-moments/ (http://www.thesharkguys.com/celebrities/ted-kennedys-top-drunk-moments/)

Sober since 2009 (unless they soaked the coffin).
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 10, 2015, 03:58:33 AM
Sober since 2009 (unless they soaked the coffin).

I wouldn't put it past the Kennedy clan to do that.
Title: Re: DUmmy on website lousy with fat ****s critiques Christie
Post by: SVPete on June 10, 2015, 06:01:57 AM
Sober since 2009 (unless they soaked the coffin).

There's a Scotch-and-Teddy joke in that somewhere, but I'm too under-caffeinated right now to wordcraft it. Rum-and-Uncle-Teddy (keep the Andrews Sisters clear of Teddy if they sing of that one)? Vodka Olds-Driver?