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Title: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: franksolich on June 05, 2015, 05:12:22 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515782

Oh my.

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mopinko (44,099 posts)    Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:15 PM

shit shit shit.
 
i miss posting about my trials and tribulations in this group. i stopped doing it when i discovered that i was a target of the cave dwellers. they love this forum. so much comedy gold here, according to them.

wish i could have your feedback and support just this minute.

i know that it is not that consequential in the end, but wish i could blow the steam.

****ers. scum suckers. 

The record plainly shows, Big Mo, dear, that nobody's, that nothing's, preventing a primitive from blowing off the steam.

The last time franksolich checked, any registered member of Skins's island is free, utterly free, to post whatever one wishes, in the various forums there.

So I'm not sure, the exact nature of Big Mo's problem with blowing off steam.

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CaliforniaPeggy (115,586 posts) Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:19 PM   

1. My dear mo...

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mopinko (44,099 posts) Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:22 PM   

2. thx
 
you back my dear peggy. 

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steve2470 (26,999 posts)    Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:27 PM

3. .....

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mopinko (44,099 posts)    Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:31 PM

4. thx
 
to you too steve. 

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appalachiablue (3,839 posts)    Fri Jun 5, 2015, 01:56 PM

5. Very sorry to hear that, so messed up. Hang in there-
 
Although I've never participated the posts are helpful and so human. 

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olddots (6,632 posts)  Fri Jun 5, 2015, 03:55 PM 

6. I feel the same way
 
what we say here can be abused quite easily so we get afraid of posting ,**** it I'll start posting again if you all do .

<<<encourages the primitives to post much, and to post often, in this particular forum.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Carl on June 05, 2015, 05:22:22 PM
The bulldozers lining up to clean up your shit hole of disease ridden junkyard Mo? 
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2015, 05:23:58 PM
Like coach franksolich always says to the DUmmies...think before you post.

Remember, this is for posterity(Princess Bride).

If you DUmmies forget the sage advice of one of the only Cavers here that has the DUmmies best interests at heart, then you have to live with the consequences.
You get to be held to account for your posts, and have to suffer whatever consequences.

The real problem with you DUmmies is, you can't control yourselves.

You don't have the self discipline necessary to control the vituperative remarks along with the mental constipation.

You have diarrhea of the keyboard which is just an extension of your mouth.

Your lives don't have to be so hard and self defeating.

Just listen to and take the advice of our own beloved coach franksolich.

He is much better at loving all humans than almost anyone.

That's why it would be so hard to be God.

God loves all his children, and commands us all to do the same.

Some of us are just better at it than others, and that is why I am glad I don't have God's job.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 05, 2015, 05:33:32 PM
That's why it would be so hard to be God.

God loves all his children, and commands us all to do the same.

Some of us are just better at it than others, and that is why I am glad I don't have God's job.

If I was God I would probably kill them all and then Me sort them out.  Wait, that sounds like a lot of work.

Better to let them eat each other.

Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2015, 05:39:55 PM
^Heh.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Bad Dog on June 05, 2015, 05:55:19 PM
Such weak immature people.  I haven't worried about what some random stranger thought of me since I reached puberty.  The only reason I can see for them to concern themselves with our opinion is that, deep down, they know we're right.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Big Dog on June 05, 2015, 06:02:38 PM
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Mo the Crazy Chicken Witch

i stopped doing it when i discovered that i was a target of the cave dwellers. they love this forum. so much comedy gold here, according to them

Conservative Cave. Living in the Crazy Chicken Witch's head, rent free

Hey, Mo: ee cummings called. He said to cease and desist writing in all lower case.

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steve2470 (26,999 posts)    Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:27 PM

3. .....

stevenumbers stopped in, hoping to score some 'tang.

How does it feeeel, Crazy Chicken Witch, to be stevenumbers' virtual booty call?
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 06:03:52 PM
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i stopped doing it when i discovered that i was a target of the cave dwellers.

"Discovered"?

She is such a liar!

She was 2014 DUMMY OF THE YEAR!! The winner! Champion DUmmy! First place!

And she campaigned hard for it.

She has been targeted, but it's by her blue hellhole city's public health department.

Her little island of weeds, broken glass, trash, junk, and manure isn't compatible with the rest of Chicago's squalor.

She's in trouble if she can't afford the bribes.

Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 05, 2015, 06:15:07 PM
"Discovered"?

She is such a liar!

She was 2014 DUMMY OF THE YEAR!! The winner! Champion DUmmy! First place!

And she campaigned hard for it.

She has been targeted, but it's by her blue hellhole city's public health department.

Her little island of weeds, broken glass, trash, junk, and manure isn't compatible with the rest of Chicago's squalor.

She's in trouble if she can't afford the bribes.

I forgot she is here in CHI-town.  What part? I have pretty permanent homeless female people on 2 corners near my building. I give one of them money occasionally b/c she has a dog and I always say "food for you and the dog, right?" "Right" -- the dog looks well-fed and healthy so I assume it is the truth.

It is interesting that after dark falls, all the homeless are gone (at least here in The Loop).

Maybe I can find this Garden of Eden...?
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 06:18:57 PM
Maybe I can find this Garden of Eden...?
Rogers Park.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 05, 2015, 06:27:43 PM
 :bird: Heres a great big, "Hello!" to the loonies at the DU retard forum.
I can't find a good smiley for a looney, so here is a DU Looney with a pancake on his head:  O-)


PS, right now I'm on the phone with the govt asking them to alter your medication.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2015, 06:33:12 PM
:bird: Heres a great big, "Hello!" to the loonies at the DU retard forum.
I can't find a good smiley for a looney, so here is a DU Looney with a pancake on his head:  O-)


PS, right now I'm on the phone with the govt asking them to alter your medication.

An increase in lead and copper content, perhaps? :whistling:
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: 67 Rover on June 05, 2015, 07:15:15 PM
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mopinko (44,099 posts)    Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:15 PM

shit shit shit.
 
i miss posting about my trials and tribulations in this group. i stopped doing it when i discovered that i was a target of the cave dwellers. they love this forum. so much comedy gold here, according to them.

wish i could have your feedback and support just this minute.

i know that it is not that consequential in the end, but wish i could blow the steam.

****ers. scum suckers. 


She probably just recalled that yes in fact she did drop the daughter on her head, just too stoned to remember earlier.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 05, 2015, 07:25:26 PM
Since Big Mo likes complaining ceaselessly, it seems like we are doing her a service.

You're welcome, Big Mo!
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 05, 2015, 08:11:28 PM
Rogers Park.

Too far away.

I am originally from Los Angeles and thus genetically unable to use subways, El trains or other forms of public transit.  I find them suspicious and vaguely evil.

Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 05, 2015, 08:37:23 PM
DUmmies are chronic complainers. It should be called Whiners Underground.  :mental:
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2015, 08:47:09 PM
DUmmies are chronic complainers. It should be called Whiners Underground.  :mental:

WU ?
How would you pronounce it ?
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Carl on June 05, 2015, 09:04:52 PM
DUmbass mental illness is seldom clinical but more often an excuse for being a useless failure at life or simply a dullard.
That they celebrate such and consider it a badge of honor and/or passing is disgusting.

Mo could be any of them.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: chitownchica on June 05, 2015, 09:05:31 PM
Too far away.

I am originally from Los Angeles and thus genetically unable to use subways, El trains or other forms of public transit.  I find them suspicious and vaguely evil.

She's the one we discussed earlier. I take the train sometimes, but mainly just cab it. 
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: franksolich on June 05, 2015, 09:10:14 PM
Such weak immature people.  I haven't worried about what some random stranger thought of me since I reached puberty.  The only reason I can see for them to concern themselves with our opinion is that, deep down, they know we're right.

Big Mo knows that; what she really wants is to blow off steam without being called on something, and seeks unanimous approval for all her feelings and actions, no matter how wrong such feelings and actions might be.

And that there's a big part of her disconsolate lostness; she's spent her whole life being told she's right, absolutely right, never wrong, about things.  But if she's right, how come she's so wretched and miserable?

Maybe 40, 50, years ago, Big Mo could've been set straight, but now, given her Great Age, I doubt much can be done any more.  She's probably doomed to die unhappy and unfulfilled.

Such is the destiny of those who refuse to accept anything less than praise of themselves.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 05, 2015, 09:27:52 PM
WU ?
How would you pronounce it ?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll53e6uHDq1qcgtaao1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 05, 2015, 09:50:42 PM
DUmmies are chronic complainers. It should be called Whiners Underground.  :mental:

Or Gofundme-scamarama
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 10:00:59 PM
Big Mo and d-man should get together to complain and ask advice from one another.

That thread would be a beauty.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 05, 2015, 10:18:18 PM
Rogers Park.
I thought it was Oak Park.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 05, 2015, 10:23:03 PM
I thought it was Oak Park.

Can we get her to move to Millennium Park?  That is only a few blocks from here.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: SarasotaRepub on June 05, 2015, 10:29:06 PM
Good lord, did one of her stupid chickens get hit by a car???

Such DUmmieDrama.. :-)
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 10:41:19 PM
I thought it was Oak Park.

Nope, Big Mo is wrecking real estate values in already-devastated Rogers Park.

You may be thinking of of the addled pie shop mogul, grasswipe Judy Smith in Oak Grove, Oregon.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2015, 07:25:56 AM
Good lord, did one of her stupid chickens get hit by a car???

Such DUmmieDrama.. :-)

She was trying to teach her chickens how to cross the road.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 06, 2015, 07:50:18 AM
She was trying to teach her chickens how to cross the road.

Did the rest of them get to the other side? :whistling:
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2015, 08:01:20 AM
Did the rest of them get to the other side? :whistling:

To get from their left to their right.
Title: Re: Big Mo's upset about.....something
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 06, 2015, 11:26:53 PM
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Sat Jun 6, 2015, 01:55 PM
Star Member steve2470 (27,003 posts)

If I post something really personal here, I KNOW for a fact someone on the internet will mock me. I don't care at this point and I don't really want to know, either. Knowing won't improve my life one bit.

I haven't posted anything really personal yet, so my theory is untested. I've been "suffering in silence", so to speak. Much good will to you!

Astonishing!! Nothing personal? This is the perpetually-erect DUmmy stevenumbers, who has posted in excruciating, exquisite, hilarious detail about his fumbling humiliations with women.

DUmmy stevenumbers is as skilled at seduction as the Big Guy at electioneering, or Pitt at sobriety.

He was one of the DUmp's most entertaining posters until he got all embarrassed.