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Title: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: Linda on June 04, 2015, 10:10:19 AM
Another DUmmie who presumes to think he knows what a conservative white male thinks.


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Star Member NightWatcher (26,769 posts)


I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican

How I am supposed to make up my feeble little mind when I have so many choices?

Cruz. He's a dumb sonofabitch, I'm listening

Paul. Wait, am I thinking of his dad, the crazy ****er?

Rubio. He looks a little too ethnic for me. Isn't he Cuban?

Carson. He's black, so that's a nope, but I'll put his book on my coffee table, cause I'm not racist.

Fiorina. A chick, seriously? Is she hot? Ew, nope

Huckabee. He kinda looks like my preacher...maybe

Santorum. Who? OMG DO NOT GOOGLE!!!

Pataki. I'm sorry, who? Still scared to google

Graham. Aw ain't he sweet?

Bush. Didn't we already do this?

Walker. Damn his eyes are really close together and are freaking me out.

Christie. Well, he IS an asshole, I'm listening.

Perry. Something familiar about this guy. Does he paint pictures of kitty cats?

Jindal. What the hell is this guy?

Kasich. I'm sorry, who?

So many angry white guys, so few braincells. I guess I'll just wait to see who my preacher tells me to vote for.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026777106

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Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: txradioguy on June 04, 2015, 10:19:26 AM
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Star Member NightWatcher (26,769 posts)


I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
How I am supposed to make up my feeble little mind when I have so many choices?

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Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: diesel driver on June 04, 2015, 10:23:40 AM
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Star Member NightWatcher (26,769 posts)


I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican

No, you're a pathetically moronic, brain dead, white male liberal.

Your choices:
Hillery Clinton, the old, mean, hateful, shrill, pandering, lying "wife" of a former president.
Bernie Sanders, the old, senile, perverted, self-serving, socialistic, "independent" senator.

 :retards:

Truth be known, DUmmie Nightcrawler, we have better choices.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: obumazombie on June 04, 2015, 10:44:42 AM
At least he's not a bitter old feminist who is haunted by the realization all her life's work was a fraud...

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(CNSNews.com) --


Feminist theorist and author Germaine Greer said that the concept of motherhood has been “emptied out” and is “gone” in a lecture on women’s progress at the Hay Literary Festival in Wales on May 23.



The outspoken Australian feminist, who once compared motherhood to captivity, critiqued the “concept” of motherhood at a time in which in vitro fertilization (IVF) has become increasingly popular.



“I sometimes think that really the problem is the concept of motherhood, which we can’t give any real structure to,” Greer said.
“We now have a ‘genetic’ mother who supplies eggs.
It depends entirely where she is, whether she’s allowed to know what happens to the eggs.



“And women tend to care. An egg is not a sperm -- we don’t produce 400 million at a go.
One miserable little egg pops every month,” she added.



“Then they give you follicle-stimulating hormone and you [have] 17 or something [eggs], and they give you cut-price IVF, and distribute the rest of your eggs where they see fit.
In some places, you’re allowed to know what happens to them, but in others, you’re not,” Greer said.



“I’m sorry, did we talk about this?
Did we sit down and talk about what eggs mean to women?”


Greer added that members of the fertility industry “were the ones who wanted to be able to terminate pregnancies and manipulate the process of conception at will.”


Greer also voiced her disapproval of singer/songwriter Elton John naming his same-sex “wife” David Furnish as the “mother” on their sons’ birth certificates.



“Sir Elton John and his ‘wife,’ David Furnish, have entered on the birth certificates of their two sons [that] David Furnish is the mother...
That’ll give you an idea of how the concept of ‘motherhood’ is emptied out.
It’s gone.
It’s been deconstructed,” the 76-year-old Greer said.



John and Furnish are parents to Zachary, 4, and Elijah, 2.
The boys were born to a surrogate mother whom the couple claims to love “like a sister,” and also share the same anonymous egg donor.



Greer wrote international bestseller The Female Eunuch in 1970, becoming a major voice for the second-wave feminist movement of the mid-20th century. The book argues that the traditional nuclear family suppresses women’s sexuality, and that “women have very little idea of how much men hate them.”



In a 1972 article for The Sunday Times entitled “Abortion,” Greer wrote:
“Compulsory motherhood is not ennobling...
The compelled mother loves her child as the caged bird sings.
The song does not justify the cage nor love the enforcement.”



But as some of her views changed over the years, so did her role as feminist icon.



“Over the 21st century, Greer has proved to be increasingly trans-phobic, homophobic, and downright illogical—and therefore, increasingly irrelevant,” wrote The Daily Beast’s Emily Shire.



How quickly the hive will disavow any lib in good standing who recants.


full article...


http://cnsnews.com/news/article/kathleen-brown/famous-feminist-laments-concept-motherhood-emptied-out-its-gone (http://cnsnews.com/news/article/kathleen-brown/famous-feminist-laments-concept-motherhood-emptied-out-its-gone)


Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2015, 10:48:37 AM
This is what happens when DUmmies try to be clever and cute.  :whatever:
Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: Linda on June 04, 2015, 10:54:03 AM
This is what happens when DUmmies try to be clever and cute.  :whatever:


So true.
Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: HawkHogan on June 04, 2015, 11:25:17 AM
This Dummy tried to call the Republican party the party of angry, old white name while listing Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal, Ben Carson, and Carly Fiorini. 

Fail.
Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: Karin on June 04, 2015, 12:58:09 PM
No, you're a pathetically moronic, brain dead, white male liberal.

Your choices:
Hillery Clinton, the old, mean, hateful, shrill, pandering, lying "wife" of a former president.
Bernie Sanders, the old, senile, perverted, self-serving, socialistic, "independent" senator.

 :retards:

Truth be known, DUmmie Nightcrawler, we have better choices.   :-)

And now they have Lincoln Chaffee, who can't launch his campaign until he finds the password for his other Facebook account so he can combine them.  Also, he wants to make a bold international move and go metric. 
Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: SVPete on June 04, 2015, 01:02:58 PM
Somebody should inform NW that caricatures exaggerate real features and traits, not imagined ones. As it is, his satire is a fail, both as a caricature and as something intended to be humorous.
Title: Re: I'm a gleefully ignorant, bigoted, white male republican
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 04, 2015, 01:04:54 PM
This Dummy tried to call the Republican party the party of angry, old white name while listing Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal, Ben Carson, and Carly Fiorini. 

Fail.


     But they also call Hillary a woman and 0bama a black man. They're just plain confused.