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Title: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 03, 2015, 07:09:20 PM: Quote
KamaAina (62,297 posts)

Caitlyn Jenner 24/7/365. Chelsea Manning? (crickets)

Why do you suppose that is?

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still_one (36,297 posts)

1. well for one thing isn't Manning in prison?

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Warpy (82,706 posts)

28. She is. That means no pictures.

No pictures, no coverage.

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cwydro (17,769 posts)

30. And no coverage

Of cleavage.

bleah

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026773406
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: GOP Congress on June 03, 2015, 07:29:18 PM: He ~~She~~ It is a Republican, which is a worse crime than, well, nothin'.

On a random note, Mad Magazine predicted Jenner's outing almost 40 years ago. If you remember, Mad Magazine parodied TV shows, and "The Incredible Hulk" was no different. In the TV show, a big deal was made about changing the protagonist's name "Bruce Banner" to "David Banner," because "Bruce" was too "feminine." Here's the joke...

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Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: thundley4 on June 03, 2015, 08:02:31 PM: Last I knew, Bruce Jenner wasn't a traitor deserving of the death penalty like Bradley Manning is.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2015, 09:53:10 PM: At least Jenner paid for his own tits.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: FaC on June 03, 2015, 11:01:52 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2015, 09:53:10 PM
At least Jenner paid for his own tits.

Snork - where should I send the bill for the keyboard :cheersmate:
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 03, 2015, 11:20:32 PM: All the self mutilation in the world cannot turn a man into a woman. And that photo of Bruce Jenner was heavily photoshopped. Jenner is an UGLY woman.

Welcome to the freak show, Bruce.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 03, 2015, 11:45:29 PM: Repentant Transsexual Warns Jenner: The â€˜Hangoverâ€™ Is Coming
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/03/repentant-transsexual-warns-jenner-the-hangover-is-coming/

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Amidst the media euphoria surrounding the former Bruce Jennerâ€™s gender reassignment surgery and cover photo on Vanity Fair, a 74-year-old transsexual who deeply regrets his decision has come forward to caution those who think that transgenderism solves peopleâ€™s psychosexual problems.

In a CNN interview on Tuesday, Walt Heyer warned viewers that the relief accompanying gender reassignment surgery doesnâ€™t last. After Jenner expressed exhilaration over the Vanity Fair cover, Heyer responded that such elation is normal, but transient.

Heyer acknowledged that â€œthis is really the most exciting time in a transgenderâ€™s life.â€ It is, he said, â€œthe debut,â€ when â€œall the things that you had hoped and thought about are coming about.â€ From personal experience, however, and from the many transgender people who write to him, Heyer says he knows â€œthis doesnâ€™t always last.â€
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 12:39:42 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 03, 2015, 11:45:29 PM
Repentant Transsexual Warns Jenner: The â€˜Hangoverâ€™ Is Coming
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/03/repentant-transsexual-warns-jenner-the-hangover-is-coming/

"Hangover", hell. Bruce is still attracted to women. He'll spend all day at home, playing with his own tits.

What happens when he mixes up his hormone pill and his Viagra? He'll be all revved up with no place to go.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Zh2joL9T8[/youtube]
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Zathras on June 04, 2015, 01:08:42 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 03, 2015, 11:20:32 PM
All the self mutilation in the world cannot turn a man into a woman. And that photo of Bruce Jenner was heavily photoshopped. Jenner is A MAN PRETENDING TO BE an UGLY woman.

Welcome to the freak show, Bruce.

FIFY
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: HawkHogan on June 04, 2015, 01:15:19 AM: Time for the United States to repeal the surgery bans on people who want to chop off their limbs. They don't feel normal living as able-bodied persons. Why should they have to go overseas to get these surgeries?

If we are going to embrace mental disorders, let's embrace them all.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 04, 2015, 02:36:20 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 12:39:42 AM
"Hangover", hell. Bruce is still attracted to women. He'll spend all day at home, playing with his own tits.

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Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: obumazombie on June 04, 2015, 06:24:08 AM: I just commented in another Bruce/Caitlyn thread about the stripping of Bruce's olympic gold.
There will be a lot more unintended, and unforeseen consequences lurking.
It should be a cautionary tale.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 04, 2015, 07:47:33 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 12:39:42 AM
"Hangover", hell. Bruce is still attracted to women. He'll spend all day at home, playing with his own tits.

What happens when he mixes up his hormone pill and his Viagra? He'll be all revved up with no place to go.

would you be upset if a transgendered athlete came knocking on your door? Just want to plan ahead...(and have the cameras ready)
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 08:15:48 AM: Quote from: landofconfusion80 on June 04, 2015, 07:47:33 AM
would you be upset if a transgendered athlete came knocking on your door? Just want to plan ahead...(and have the cameras ready)

I'd invite him in, offer him a cup of coffee, and ask him "So, what in the **** is wrong with you?"
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 04, 2015, 08:53:11 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 08:15:48 AM
I'd invite him in, offer him a cup of coffee, and ask him "So, what in the **** is wrong with you?"

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/98/3c/7a/983c7a0d90f1022471475017e439cfb9.jpg)
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 04, 2015, 10:40:49 AM: Quote from: obumazombie on June 04, 2015, 06:24:08 AM
I just commented in another Bruce/Caitlyn thread about the stripping of Bruce's olympic gold.
There will be a lot more unintended, and unforeseen consequences lurking.
It should be a cautionary tale.
On the flip side of that Bruce/Caitlyn would be the greatest female athlete of all time.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2015, 12:01:21 PM: I wish MSM would hurry up and find the next shiny object subject to run into the ground.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 04, 2015, 12:14:28 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2015, 12:01:21 PM
I wish MSM would hurry up and find the next shiny object subject to run into the ground.

I have heard quite enough about the alleged distinction between trannies and homos and so forth. I was raked over the coals for daring to create even the APPEARANCE of belief that trannies are homos. Well excuuuuuuuuse me: we get beaten over the head with "LGBTQ! LGBTQ!" every day of the week...pardon me for assuming that THE ****ING "T" IN LGBTQ COULD POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

Christ.

"Um, yeah, I'm a 65-year-old man who wants to transform into a woman, but I'm only attracted to women, and I want to be known as a woman to the women I ****. But there's NO sexual weirdness there at all! Nope! Totally normal!" :mental:
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 04, 2015, 12:19:32 PM: I've been blocking this story since it started showing up. Suddenly ten or more feeds I'm following all giving me this non-story.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 04, 2015, 02:47:09 PM: It would be so cool if Bruce decided he was 65-year-old female panther.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 02:52:29 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 04, 2015, 02:47:09 PM
It would be so cool if Bruce decided he was 65-year-old female panther.

He can afford the surgery. UGP would be so jealous!
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 04, 2015, 03:33:12 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 02:52:29 PM
He can afford the surgery. UGP would be so jealous!
It should not be that expensive, Jocelyn Wildenstein already pioneered most of the human to panther work needed to be done.
(http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Jocelyn+Wildenstein+wildenstein.png?769134)
Rrrrowl...
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 03:45:07 PM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 04, 2015, 03:33:12 PM
It should not be that expensive, Jocelyn Wildenstein already pioneered most of the human to panther work needed to be done.
(http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Jocelyn+Wildenstein+wildenstein.png?769134)
Rrrrowl...

That is one butt-ugly panther!
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: obumazombie on June 04, 2015, 03:51:15 PM: ^Hideous.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2015, 05:06:23 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on June 04, 2015, 03:51:15 PM
^Hideous.

Joyce Wildestein, IIRC. She said that she wanted to look like her cats.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Bad Dog on June 04, 2015, 05:15:06 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2015, 05:06:23 PM
Joyce Wildestein, IIRC. She said that she wanted to look like her cats.

Well then she has some butt ugly cats.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 04, 2015, 05:35:20 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 04, 2015, 05:15:06 PM
Well then she has some butt ugly cats.

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Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 04, 2015, 11:55:47 PM: Anger over Caitlyn Jenner being chosen over Lauren Hill for ESPY courage award
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/06/03/anger-over-caitlyn-jenner-being-chosen-over-lauren-hill-for-espy-courage-award/?intcmp=trending

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NEW YORK â€“ Caitlyn Jenner excitedly wrote on Twitter â€œWhat the hell am I going to wear?â€ when it was announced that the reality star was to be honored at next monthâ€™s ESPYâ€™s with the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage.

Caitlyn is the new female identity of former Olympic gold-medal winner Bruce Jenner, which was revealed Monday

But now some are crying foul over ESPNâ€™s decision to choose Jenner, 65, instead of Mount St. Joseph basketball player Lauren Hill, who courageously battled brain cancer while staying on the university team. The 19-year-old lost her fight against cancer on April 10.

Why Caitlyn or Bruce Jenner gets award, but not Lauren Hill or Noah Galloway????????????? ESPN is a joke nowadays. :mental:
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 11:57:30 PM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 04, 2015, 03:33:12 PM
It should not be that expensive, Jocelyn Wildenstein already pioneered most of the human to panther work needed to be done.
(http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Jocelyn+Wildenstein+wildenstein.png?769134)
Rrrrowl...

Stevenumbers would hit it. He'd hit Bruce Jenner, too.
Title: Re: In case anyone needs a reason to throw up in their mouth
Post by: Bad Dog on June 05, 2015, 12:14:27 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2015, 11:57:30 PM
Stevenumbers would hit it. He'd hit Bruce Jenner, too.

As an old friend from GA used to say, Stevo would f*** a wood pile if he thought there might be a snake somewhere in there.