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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on May 29, 2015, 12:58:54 AM
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This is a pretty boring nadin thread.
No personal insults, no condescension.
But it ends with a nice new nadinism.
Thu May 28, 2015, 07:10 PM
nadinbrzezinski (137,431 posts)
California might be following Oregon in Motor Voter Act
that will expand registration though the DMV
The first is AB 1461. This bill, authored by Gonzalez and Secretary of State Alex Padilla, and modeled on Washington State Motor Voter Act, would opt in every legal voter in the State though the Department of Motor Vehicles. This bill would make it easier to get registered to vote.
If adopted by the Assembly and the State Senate and signed into law, this bill would potentially add millions of Californians to the voting rolls.
“The California New Motor Voter Act will modernize the state’s voter registration system and bring millions of eligible Californians into the electoral process,†Gonzalez said. “Including more eligible voters makes our elected officials more responsive to the needs of our community and our government more reflective of the people it serves.â€
http://reportingsandiego.com/2015/05/28/holiday-pay-voter-registration-move-to-full-assembly/
The rest of the bills might matter to some. This one, there was some interest.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026742960
This is a great idea!
Since half the cars in California are driven by illegal mexicans who can't speak English, how else are they going to get to vote?
Thu May 28, 2015, 08:31 PM
nadinbrzezinski (137,431 posts)
2. I actually know why a lot of people don't vote
my ears are bent and when I give the reasons here, people ignore them. But the short of it, until this shit is relevant...
But this might get people registered who were convinced by prison officials that they will never, ever vote again, and they would like to. I have counseled a few folks about that, and to their shock they got the franchise back.
Anyone who needs to be counseled by nutcase nadin shouldn't be voting.
Thu May 28, 2015, 08:35 PM
nadinbrzezinski (137,431 posts)
5. And I have no idea what happened
it is Washington, Correcting
What?
And now, introducing a new nadinism:
Thu May 28, 2015, 09:42 PM
nadinbrzezinski (137,431 posts)
9. Well this will also open the franchise for people who are legally able to
but the Dept of Corrections told them they could not.
That is but one example.
I prefer a system where everybody gets a mail in ballot, and doe snot have to go to a precinct either.
Doe snot. That be retardant.
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This is a pretty boring nadin thread.
No personal insults, no condescension.
But it ends with a nice new nadinism.http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026742960
This is a great idea!
Since half the cars in California are driven by illegal mexicans who can't speak English, how else are they going to get to vote?
Anyone who needs to be counseled by nutcase nadin shouldn't be voting.
What?
And now, introducing a new nadinism:
Doe snot. That be retardant.
I saw doe snot at a precinct once. It really do be retardant even though it don't be the pink stuff on top.
I've got to give the all-knowing one credit. She's all over the place. She even be have a twitter feed. https://twitter.com/nadinbrzezinski
She lists herself as: writer, blogger, Historian, reporter...
I suppose the ellipsis be including the other 7,598 things in the list of things she be.
By the way, I be trying to work 'be' into as many sentences as be possible to help with the new continuing-ed class I be taking as part of my fictional spirit-guide training. It be called 'The Proper use of "Be" in Advanced Journalism for Pretend and Fiction.'
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Groove-heeding? I'd own knead know steam king groove heeding! Otto-Connect dust chat four nee!
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I'm literally gut wrenching laughing into a choking fit.
She never fails to entertain, and no one knows cousin nadin better than my fellow cavers.
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OMG!!! :rotf: :-)
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I saw doe snot at a precinct once. It really do be retardant even though it don't be the pink stuff on top.
I've got to give the all-knowing one credit. She's all over the place. She even be have a twitter feed. https://twitter.com/nadinbrzezinski
She lists herself as: writer, blogger, Historian, reporter...
I suppose the ellipsis be including the other 7,598 things in the list of things she be.
By the way, I be trying to work 'be' into as many sentences as be possible to help with the new continuing-ed class I be taking as part of my fictional spirit-guide training. It be called 'The Proper use of "Be" in Advanced Journalism for Pretend and Fiction.'
Coach franksolich's cousin nadin has a course in conjugating the verb "to be" in her world renowned school of journalism.
I be
you be
he be
she be
we be
They be
That be.
Any chance you are taking that course as part of your fictional spirit guide training at the world renowned nadin school of journalism ?
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I be trying to work 'be' into as many sentences as be possible
To celebrate diversity, "be" is an all-purpose verb in Ebonics.
Everything in the universe either "be" or "ain't be".
And "ain't be" pulls double duty as Opie's aunt. More diversity!
That ain't be retardant.
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Coach franksolich's cousin nadin has a course in conjugating the verb "to be" in her world renowned school of journalism.
I be
you be
he be
she be
we be
They be
That be.
Any chance you are taking that course as part of your fictional spirit guide training at the world renowned nadin school of journalism ?
Unfortunately not, that particular institute of higher learning, also known as I-Wish-I-Didn't-Know-This-Shit U, only be offering super-duper advanced training. I still be got some pretending to do to reach that level, but I be working toward it. To be doing anything else would be retardant.
After reading SVPete's comment above I think he at least be took the correspondence course. So be composing a Hi5 to him and you.
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0bamaites are commonly referred to as "weebees".
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Fri May 29, 2015, 05:42 PM
nadinbrzezinski (137,483 posts)
8. Ah my younger nephew used to byte
everybody.
In nadin's world, byte/bite is as impossible to spell properly as riffle/rifle or TTP/TPP.
That damn autocorrect just won't leave her alone.
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In nadin's world, byte/bite is as impossible to spell properly as riffle/rifle or TTP/TPP.
That damn autocorrect just won't leave her alone.
I don't be have the context of the nad's quote, but it is possible that the nephew inherited all of nadin's vast knowledge. He may be converting everyone into some sort of futuristic computer cyborg. If so, it could be that "byte" is, in some round about way, accurate. He's probably just doing it as a gesture of good will because if everyone was computerized they would at least have a small fraction of nad's knowledge. He's working toward the day that no one will be retardant.
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I don't be have the context of the nad's quote, but it is possible that the nephew inherited all of nadin's vast knowledge. He may be converting everyone into some sort of futuristic computer cyborg. If so, it could be that "byte" is, in some round about way, accurate. He's probably just doing it as a gesture of good will because if everyone was computerized they would at least have a small fraction of nad's knowledge. He's working toward the day that no one will be retardant.
A real life Tron...nadintron.
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A real life Tron...nadintron.
Yeah, she's already a "jumbotron". :rotf:
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I saw Doe Snot open for Fux Face @ the Rubicon Thrash Fest back in '82.
Man, I wish I could remember that shit.
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From another thread where nadin offers a pro tip to a budding photojournalist:
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #3)Mon Jun 1, 2015, 04:29 PM
nadinbrzezinski (137,657 posts)
24. My ONLY problem with that photo is
(inner photog coming out) USE A DAMN hood next time
http://www.nikonusa.com/en_INC/IMG/Assets/Photography-Accessories/Lens-Hoods/2010/4337-HB-36-Lens-Hood-(Repl.)/Views/4337_HB-36-Lens-Hood-(Repl.)_FRONT.png
It will help with the glare. (The first from Minneapolis)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026760769
Inner photog coming out. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Nutcase nadin photography is sheer professionalism.
In this one, you can see the inner photog's thumb:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/nadinthumb_zpsppdjlotr.jpg)
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Coach franksolich's cousin nadin has a course in conjugating the verb "to be" in her world renowned school of journalism.
I be
you be
he be
she be
we be
They be
That be.
Any chance you are taking that course as part of your fictional spirit guide training at the world renowned nadin school of journalism ?
ge be, comes after he be.
A lens hood might reduce the chance of that sausage thumb from covering the kit lens.
Doe snot, indeed. :mental:
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That photog be retardant.
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Nutcase nadin photography is sheer professionalism.
In this one, you can see the inner photog's thumb:
That purple fuzzy thing by the thumb be looking like a special type journo troll head pencil. Journos be using those a lot.