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Title: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: CC27 on May 28, 2015, 04:30:48 PM
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Star Member MineralMan (72,578 posts)

Nothing Will Get Me Down Today!


My wife and I just brought a 6-week old silver tabby kitten home. No photos yet, but we've introduced her to the two dogs and our other cat, and all approve. Dude, our beagle-basset has sniffed her thoroughly, including rolling her over on her back with his nose and snuffling her belly. Last I saw, he was lying next to his dog bed, where the kitty is getting a much-deserved nap. He's on guard to protect his new friend from any possible harm.

My wife has christened this little kitty girl with the name "Butch."

Yay! New kitteh to fill the shoes of our 19-year-old cat, Scout, who finished her time on the planet a few weeks ago.

Butch and dudes for names? Yikes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026741662
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: Big Dog on May 28, 2015, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: CC27 on May 28, 2015, 04:30:48 PM
Butch and dudes for names? Yikes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026741662

The female is named 'Butch'.

That should light the fuse on a tampon or three.
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: CC27 on May 28, 2015, 04:35:45 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on May 28, 2015, 04:33:03 PM
The female is named 'Butch'.

That should light the fuse on a tampon or three.

hahaha. mineralman is a bitch so you are right.
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: Carl on May 28, 2015, 04:42:17 PM
Nothing proves how deranged and demented a leftist is then to name a female cat "Butch".  :mental:
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 28, 2015, 05:06:28 PM
New definition of a DUmmy:

Someone who "buys" a cat.



You "buy" dogs, birds, hamsters, fish, guinea pigs, even snakes as pets.

For a cat, you just look for the nearest "Free Kittens" sign.
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: thundley4 on May 28, 2015, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 28, 2015, 05:06:28 PM
New definition of a DUmmy:

Someone who "buys" a cat.



You "buy" dogs, birds, hamsters, fish, guinea pigs, even snakes as pets.

For a cat, you just look for the nearest "Free Kittens" sign.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/freecat_zpssf5hs7eo.jpg)
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: SVPete on May 28, 2015, 06:07:40 PM
Beagles and bassets are hounds. Of course a beagle-basset mix dog is going to sniff the something or other out of something new.
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: diesel driver on May 29, 2015, 07:03:55 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 28, 2015, 05:06:28 PM
New definition of a DUmmy:

Someone who "buys" a cat.



You "buy" dogs, birds, hamsters, fish, guinea pigs, even snakes as pets.

For a cat, you just look for the nearest "Free Kittens" sign.

That was my first thought, too.

Who the hell BUYS a CAT?   :banghead:
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: obumazombie on May 29, 2015, 12:52:16 PM
What???
UGP wasn't available ?
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 29, 2015, 05:10:30 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on May 29, 2015, 12:52:16 PM
What???
UGP wasn't available ?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

H5!
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 29, 2015, 10:43:44 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on May 29, 2015, 12:52:16 PM
What???
UGP wasn't available ?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5!!!!
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 29, 2015, 10:46:45 PM
If a guy actually pays money for cats, he's probably running a Chinese restaurant somewhere.
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 30, 2015, 01:16:47 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on May 29, 2015, 12:52:16 PM
What???
UGP wasn't available ?

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 30, 2015, 01:42:21 AM
I'll never forget my shock upon learning the Mandarin Chinese words for house cat are "kung pao".

But I still love Chinese food.
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: diesel driver on May 30, 2015, 07:13:20 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on May 29, 2015, 12:52:16 PM
What???
UGP wasn't available ?

I oughta BS you for posting the initials of the "DUmmie who shall not be mentioned", but I hafta admit, that's funny right there!   :rotf:

I don't care who you are, that's funny!   :rotf:

Hi 5!   :hi5:
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: obumazombie on May 30, 2015, 03:17:37 PM
^Heh!
Title: Re: MineralMan buys a cat
Post by: diesel driver on June 01, 2015, 07:22:34 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 30, 2015, 01:42:21 AM
I'll never forget my shock upon learning the Mandarin Chinese words for house cat are "kung pao".

But I still love Chinese food.

That's not chicken in your chicken chow mein!   :rotf: