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Title: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 26, 2015, 04:48:18 PM
DUmmy FnumberIconFnumbers has a new fantasy job!

It sounds like it must be in Tucson, and come with a free apartment.
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Tue May 26, 2015, 03:29 PM
Star Member F4lconF16 (2,920 posts)

Got the job.

Well, not quite. It's at a different market than I mentioned here . But it's pretty much the same--union job, with good pay, excellent benefits, and other protections. The bosses try to schedule shifts for the benefit of the workers rather than the store, because they know that happier employees benefits the store. They also keep the shifts pretty much the same from week to week, with minor adjustments.

Pretty happy right now~
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026731028

She forgot to give thanks to the jug-eared messiah.


Title: Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: CC27 on May 26, 2015, 04:59:39 PM
7-11 clerk?
Title: Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: Big Dog on May 26, 2015, 05:00:18 PM
DUmmy FnumberIconFnumbers has a new fantasy job!

It sounds like it must be in Tucson, and come with a free apartment.http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026731028

She forgot to give thanks to the jug-eared messiah.

And every apartment comes with a therapy cat!
Title: Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: obumazombie on May 27, 2015, 02:35:36 AM
It won't be long before we see a wish a dupe from the same DUmmie.
Title: Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: fatboy on May 27, 2015, 07:59:11 AM
And every apartment comes with a therapy cat!

And a wine rack.

And valet parking (for those last minute quick dashes to the airport).

Only thing missing is a personal boat slip but I'm sure that will come up as an issue during future contract talks.
Title: Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: jukin on May 27, 2015, 02:44:44 PM
Then a job jumped out of a bush.....
Title: Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 27, 2015, 03:41:45 PM
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It sounds like it must be in Tucson, and come with a free apartment.

 :o  Working at a  ......market?   :bs:  Honestly, (D)oUchebag, try a little harder, eh?

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The bosses try to schedule shifts for the benefit of the workers rather than the store,

BFD, every civilian job I have ever had tries to do that, knob.

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union job

Hell, go for it.  It's your fantasy.  Where are the safe spaces and non-microaggression areas?