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Title: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: CC27 on May 26, 2015, 12:45:15 PM
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WilliamPitt (57,951 posts)   Tue May 26, 2015, 11:29 AM

OMG BERNIE SANDERS IS SO FAR BEHIND IN THE POLLS YOU GUYS

May June July August September October November December January February March April May June July August September October first Tuesday in November

...is the standing election season as of now. That's quite a lot of time to dig in. He's behind now? Wait until his message has aaaaaaaall that time to get out into the voting population. Dude's a machine, his message resonates across the board, and he doesn't have Citibank on speed-dial.

Hillary Clinton campaigns like a bull in a china shop while on fire with hundred-dollar-bills falling out of its ass. The Gilded Age 21'st-Century-style is coming to an end, rapidly, and Bernie is a better campaigner by far.

Gonna be fun to watch, anyway.

Guess he got drunk early again.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026729710
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on May 26, 2015, 01:15:39 PM
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WilliamPitt (57,951 posts)   Tue May 26, 2015, 11:29 AM

OMG BERNIE SANDERS IS SO FAR BEHIND IN THE POLLS YOU GUYS

May June July August September October November December January February March April May June July August September October first Tuesday in November

...is the standing election season as of now. That's quite a lot of time to dig in. He's behind now? Wait until his message has aaaaaaaall that time to get out into the voting population. Dude's a machine, his message resonates across the board, and he doesn't have Citibank on speed-dial.

Hillary Clinton campaigns like a bull in a china shop while on fire with hundred-dollar-bills falling out of its ass. The Gilded Age 21'st-Century-style is coming to an end, rapidly, and Bernie is a better campaigner by far.

Gonna be fun to watch, anyway.

I give Bernie 24 business hours into the actual campaign season before he concedes to Hitlery or winds up dead of 'mysterious causes'.
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: txradioguy on May 26, 2015, 02:58:42 PM
Bernie is running for a cabinet position in Hillary's administration. Look for him to become her Secretary of Labor if (God forbid) she wins.
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 26, 2015, 05:56:00 PM
Guess he got drunk early again.

Again?
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 26, 2015, 08:12:31 PM
His message resonates across the board?  WTF?  Crazy Uncle Bernie is a laughingstock to everyone but the far left & anti-Hillary Dems.
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2015, 08:46:23 PM
His message resonates across the board?  WTF?  Crazy Uncle Bernie is a laughingstock to everyone but the far left & anti-Hillary Dems.

Bernie is being paid to run against Hillary. His crazy as a shithouse rat's ideas will make her seem normal.
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: tanstaafl on May 26, 2015, 09:17:24 PM
Bernie is being paid to run against Hillary. His crazy as a shithouse rat's ideas will make her seem normal.

Malloy (VA) is the real threat to Chillary's enthronement. Bernie is just the strawman she needs to make sure there won't be a fight at the convention.
Title: Re: OMG BERNIE SANDERS Will Pitt
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2015, 10:16:23 PM
Malloy (VA) is the real threat to Chillary's enthronement. Bernie is just the strawman she needs to make sure there won't be a fight at the convention.

I believe it's Martin O'Malley that you're thinking of.  O'Malley has a reputation for being counted out, then coming back to win.