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Title: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: CC27 on May 07, 2015, 06:28:46 PM
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Star Member Stinky The Clown (52,929 posts)

So today we learn that the Maryland governor is rolling toll rates back to the 1970s.


What a great guy! Yippee! Save a few bucks. How wonderful.

Of course, in the wake of this, there is no doubt the Road Fairy will take care of the state's crumbling infrastructure.

Maybe if the rats before him did not spend all the money in the first place your roads would be fine.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026637521
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 07, 2015, 07:18:09 PM
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Of course, in the wake of this, there is no doubt the Road Fairy will take care of the state's crumbling infrastructure.

Translation: "I don't drive toll roads so they should increase the rates!"
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: Skul on May 07, 2015, 07:21:04 PM
Wonderful, StinkDUde (AKA as "the laughingstocks of the Internet),is back.
Woopity doo.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: SVPete on May 07, 2015, 10:05:13 PM
Maybe if the rats before him did not spend all the money in the first place your roads would be fine.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026637521

H-5s CC & f2003b!

CA has been stealing CA'ians' gas tax and car reg $$ and spending it on mass transit and other non-highway crap almost as long as I've been eligible to vote! Jerry Brown began it - on a large scale, if not literally - during his first regime-of-ineptitude. CA highways are a disgrace, but it's not for our gas tax and car reg being low!

As for the mass-scale boondoggle more commonly known as the new SF-Oakland Bay Bridge, I'm almost as afraid to dig into it as I would be nervous to drive it daily! Engineering-by-Planned-Parenthood!
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: 67 Rover on May 08, 2015, 02:22:16 PM
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Star Member Stinky The Clown (52,929 posts)

So today we learn that the Maryland governor is rolling toll rates back to the 1970s.


What a great guy! Yippee! Save a few bucks. How wonderful.

Of course, in the wake of this, there is no doubt the Road Fairy will take care of the state's crumbling infrastructure.

Dude. Chill.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: jukin on May 08, 2015, 02:51:23 PM
FUN FACT #1:
Toll roads and bridges were/are all sold to the public that they will pay for the infrastructure and then be free but they never are because gots to have them sweet, sweet government jobs, graft, and democrat party corruption.


FUN FACT #2:
Stinky the Clown is still an internet laughingstocks.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 08, 2015, 03:45:50 PM
H-5s CC & f2003b!

CA has been stealing CA'ians' gas tax and car reg $$ and spending it on mass transit and other non-highway crap almost as long as I've been eligible to vote! Jerry Brown began it - on a large scale, if not literally - during his first regime-of-ineptitude. CA highways are a disgrace, but it's not for our gas tax and car reg being low!

As for the mass-scale boondoggle more commonly known as the new SF-Oakland Bay Bridge, I'm almost as afraid to dig into it as I would be nervous to drive it daily! Engineering-by-Planned-Parenthood!
The goof Walker replaced to WI (Jim Doyle) made a regular thing of raiding the transportation fund to dump money into various mismanaged social programs.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: Big Dog on May 08, 2015, 03:59:06 PM
Dude. Chill.

He's still angry that the Trophy Wife got tired of him and sought sexual satisfaction with a younger, more energetic, and more imaginative man.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: SVPete on May 08, 2015, 04:00:14 PM
The goof Walker replaced to WI (Jim Doyle) made a regular thing of raiding the transportation fund to dump money into various mismanaged social programs.

I think you'll agree that "mismanaged social programs" is repetitive and redundant. But we must speak clearly for our DU fans.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: 67 Rover on May 08, 2015, 04:57:34 PM
He's still angry that the Trophy Wife got tired of him and sought sexual satisfaction with a younger, more energetic, and more imaginative man.

Dude was in reference to a past thread where he went crazy being called "dude" so I threw it in there.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: Big Dog on May 08, 2015, 05:10:04 PM
Dude was in reference to a past thread where he went crazy being called "dude" so I threw it in there.  :cheersmate:

Oh, sure. I get it. I was taking the opportunity to rub his nose in it about a cuckold.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 08, 2015, 05:22:21 PM
He's still angry that the Trophy Wife got tired of him and sought sexual satisfaction with a younger, more energetic, and more imaginative man.
Monica's days as a trophy faded away decades ago.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2015, 06:23:21 PM
I think you'll agree that "mismanaged social programs" is repetitive and redundant. But we must speak clearly for our DU fans.
You might want to speak s-l-o-w-l-y as well.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 08, 2015, 07:17:50 PM
He's still angry that the Trophy Wife got tired of him and sought sexual satisfaction with a younger, more energetic, and more imaginative man.

...Or woman.
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 08, 2015, 08:08:05 PM
...Or woman.

 :lmao:  H5 DAT!!!
Title: Re: Stinky The Clown is back
Post by: Carl on May 08, 2015, 10:02:55 PM
...Or woman.

Could be why Mike put the tutu on.