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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on May 05, 2015, 06:48:41 PM
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Amber really ought to pay the person back that donated the money for her ticket to Tucson first but she's a selfish fat DUmmy:
Wed Apr 29, 2015, 04:48 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (8,242 posts)
AH!!! Computer is destroyed!!!
My Commuter survived so much, even being on the streets with me. But it took one College kid to destroy it! He said his was on the frits and need to finish a paper. So I let him come over to use mine. Went to check mail and came back to an abolished screen and some sort of liquid pored on it. He said he knocked it of an the screen stated smoking and he pored soda on it to put it out!
So I am sad to report that I am shopping for a new computer.
There are so many choses out there. I don't know where to start. thinking of the surface but there are some others I an looking at to.
Any suggestions?
::) college degrees in communications these days ::)
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::) college degrees in communications these days ::)
I noticed that further on, Amber brags that she lives near a swimming pool.
Do they make women's swim-suits that large?
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LFR should hit Craigslist and find a cheap desktop or laptop -- but she won't.
She is going to get something factory new, and pay way too much.
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I noticed that further on, Amber brags that she lives near a swimming pool.
Do they make women's swim-suits that large?
Yes, they do.
(http://i.imgur.com/4EsIiGl.jpg)
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LFR should hit Craigslist and find a cheap desktop or laptop -- but she won't.
She is going to get something factory new, and pay way too much.
Where do you get the impression that she would be the one providing the money? She's probably going to use some government program to pay for it.
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Where do you get the impression that she would be the one providing the money? She's probably going to use some government program to pay for it.
Oh, but it's all lies anyway.
The laptop computer either got stolen, or she was drunk and wrecked it.
And she doesn't live near a swimming pool.
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Another begathon in the works maybe.
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H5s to Coach and Carl--they're dead on.
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Oh, but it's all lies anyway.
The laptop computer either got stolen, or she was drunk and wrecked it.
And she doesn't live near a swimming pool.
You mean to tell me no one is stupid enough to pour soda onto a cracked smoking laptop screen ?
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You mean to tell me no one is stupid enough to pour soda onto a cracked smoking laptop screen ?
A mass communications major?
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Oh, but it's all lies anyway.
The laptop computer either got stolen, or she was drunk and wrecked it.
And she doesn't live near a swimming pool.
Amber has become a huge disappointment.
For a while she showed a great imagination for someone so obviously retarded.
Her Indian chief and the Harley bull dagger storylines could have been great.
Her imaginary skyrocketing career in the call center business was entertaining.
Her tales of the fabulous generosity of the Tucson taxpayers were funny.
But now, the imagination seems to have burned out, and she's just a boring retard.
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Sounds like the fat leech was eating and drinking around her laptop and accidentally knocked a can of soda into her laptop. Being a Dummy, she tried to wash the laptop with water. Now she's blaming a mysterious third party for her own stupidity.
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She was surfing the internet while at work and rather than swallow she spit. And the computer got fried in the process.
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I don't know where to start. thinking of the surface but there are some others I an looking at to.
Surface isn't a computer...it's a tablet...there's a big difference.
Any suggestions?
Get a job...save some of what you make and buy a Mac.
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I hear they're dirt cheap in Baltimore.
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Sounds like the fat leech was eating and drinking around her laptop and accidentally knocked a can of soda into her laptop. Being a Dummy, she tried to wash the laptop with water. Now she's blaming a mysterious third party for her own stupidity.
My money is on she dropped her bong and the water spilled out onto the laptop.
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Surface isn't a computer...it's a tablet...there's a big difference.
Maybe MS's Windows-based tablet is different, but Android tablets cannot do even basic file management outside of what an app does for files it creates. Tablets are not substitutes for a desktop or a laptop. Unless ALL she does is email, websurfing, and maybe using Google Maps.
Get a job...save some of what you make and buy a Mac.
Macs are PRICEY! If money is short for her, she should buy a low-mid range PC, load it up with memory, and pray the power supply lasts long enough to save up $$ to buy something better. BTW, the Deciduous Fruit Computer Company located 10-15 minutes north of me by way of SR85 buys from the same power supply companies from which Dell and HP buy (I worked for one of those power supply companies and walked some of the hallways of Infinite Loop back in 2000), as well as the same drives, and using the same assembly houses in Asia. So Mac has no quality advantage in those respects.
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Get a job...save some of what you make and buy a Mac.
??I thought they were free in Tucson.
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My Commuter survived so much, even being on the streets with me.
on the streets ?
Do they have free computer recharge stations for street people ?
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It's amazing to me that all the broke people have all the luxuries of an employed person. Kinda makes me want to just give up and live off you peeps. Y'all don't mind if one more joins the fray do you? :mad:
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It's amazing to me that all the broke people have all the luxuries of an employed person.
That's only in Tucson, where bums can get off the Greyhound and fill out an order for a new furnished apartment.
The only delay is they have to go to a warehouse to select all their new furniture.
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That's only in Tucson, where bums can get off the Greyhound and fill out an order for a new furnished apartment.
The only delay is they have to go to a warehouse to select all their new furniture.
The witch stripper needs to go to tucson. Close enough to a bum.
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on the streets ?
Do they have free computer recharge stations for street people ?
There are people who live in their cars and scrape together enough $$ every month for a month-by-month 24-hour gym membership. They park in the gym parking lot at night and use the restrooms and showers at the gym. So I can imagine sneaking into a Starbucks, buying a coffee and recharging the laptop could be done; Starbucks hereabouts also have free Wi-Fi.
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That's only in Tucson, where bums can get off the Greyhound and fill out an order for a new furnished apartment.
The only delay is they have to go to a warehouse to select all their new furniture.
Don't forget her getting issued a therapy cat for you know emotions and stuff.
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Don't forget her getting issued a therapy cat for you know emotions and stuff.
I suspect the therapy cat in the destruction of the laptop.
The cat caught her posting ads on Craigslist for $5 blowjobs, and was just trying to do the therapeutic thing.
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Don't forget her getting issued a therapy cat for you know emotions and stuff.
Not just a therapy cat (which is way better than a ghost chicken), the Tucson taxpayers also supply a fully-stocked refrigerator, free rent unless you can afford more, and a free job serving coffee to other deadbeats.
All you have to do is get off the bus and sign up.