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Title: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Carl on April 30, 2015, 10:39:52 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026594106

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:09 AM

Star Member MrScorpio (62,578 posts)

If Bernie wins the Democratic nomination, how do you gauge his chances of winning the general?


Very Likely
35 (42%)
About even
17 (20%)
Not likely at all
27 (33%)
Other.
4 (5%)

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:11 AM

cantbeserious (6,087 posts)
1. The Country Is Breaking At The Seams - The Time For Change Is Now

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:06 AM

Star Member brooklynite (20,819 posts)
14. You have noticed that half the country votes Republican pretty much every election?

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:13 AM

cantbeserious (6,087 posts)
18. And The Point Is ...

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That you are an idiot.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:14 AM

joshcryer (51,195 posts)
2. Against the current Republican clown car, no contest.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 07:55 AM

Star Member Warren Stupidity (42,673 posts)
9. He would represent real change but would have the entire establishment

arrayed against him. Tough tight race. 50/50 chance of winning. Or he could get slaughtered. By the way I think Hillary also would either win a close race or get slaughtered.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:01 AM

Star Member Renew Deal (60,974 posts)
11. No chance

The election would be a disaster.

No,he will get 110% of the vote!  :rant:

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:02 AM

Star Member madokie (42,958 posts)
12. It's his message

that is his strength.

Marxism sells!

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:51 AM

Dawgs (12,469 posts)
20. Bernie is a populist that sticks to his message.

People are tired of Republican ideas and desperate for the ideas that Bernie is pushing.

It will depend on if people actually care to vote.

I want FREEEE SHIT!

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:52 AM

H2O Man (51,898 posts)
22. Very likely.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 09:11 AM

Chemical Bill (2,638 posts)
25. How does someone win when...

the massive election fraud on behalf of repug candidates is so well documented?

Bill

 :naughty:

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 09:20 AM

Orsino (29,954 posts)
27. He'll make mincemeat of the talking points the Rs employ...

...if, on the way to winning the nomination, he has not had to compromise absolutely everything he had stood for.

I suspect he'll be a fine debater, but I'll be watching to see how he presents himself.

He will sell lots of paper towels as they have to wipe the spit from the camera lens.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 09:25 AM

kentuck (73,295 posts)
28. It depends on how many Democrats don't vote for him in the general...

for whatever reasons.

And considering the division within the Republican Party, I could see Bernie appealing to a lot of "Reagan Democrat" types and also some Republicans.

I would say his chances are good but that he will have to overcome the "old socialist" label. He's a wise old coot with the right ideas to fix this country.

This is why kentuck is regarded as perhaps the stupidest of the stupid.

Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: CC27 on April 30, 2015, 10:48:27 AM
Why does Bernie have the right ideas to fix the country? I thought Obozo did that already?  :whatever:
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: txradioguy on April 30, 2015, 10:55:24 AM
Bernie Sanders is a Socialist and he makes no bones about that.

He'd at least be the first Dem candidate in a long time to be honest from the start about his political beliefs.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 30, 2015, 11:24:39 AM
Bernie Sanders is a Socialist and he makes no bones about that.

He'd at least be the first Dem candidate in a long time to be honest from the start about his political beliefs.

Well, there's that.  He is at least the only honest person in their entire caucus.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 30, 2015, 11:45:55 AM
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I could see Bernie appealing to a lot of "Reagan Democrat" types and also some Republicans.

 :rofl:  :thatsright:
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: HawkHogan on April 30, 2015, 11:53:48 AM
:rofl:  :thatsright:

Yup. The same people who voted for Reagan, the guy who brought down the USSR, would now vote for a socialist. 
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: FlaGator on April 30, 2015, 12:00:27 PM
I seriously doubt Bernie will make it through 5 primaries before he pulls out. I just don't believe that there are as many full bore leftists as DU thinks.

One thing that will be made clear, whatever the results are of "A Primary at Bernie's" it will be known just how accepted by the rest of the country the far left is.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Zathras on April 30, 2015, 12:00:56 PM
Yup. The same people who voted for Reagan, the guy who brought down the USSR, would now vote for a socialist.

The DUmbass is correct. A lot of people who voted for Reagan would vote for a Socialist like Sanders.....the dead ones. The ones that are still on the sunny side of the dirt? Not so much.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: thundley4 on April 30, 2015, 12:28:12 PM
Why do the DUmmies confuse "populist" with "communist"?
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Big Dog on April 30, 2015, 12:44:20 PM
Why do the DUmmies confuse "populist" with "communist"?

1. Because they are DUmmies.
2. Because they feeeel that communism is popular, so communists must be populists.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 30, 2015, 01:09:13 PM
1. Because they are DUmmies.
2. Because they feeeel that communism is popular, so communists must be populists.

3. Both words end with "ist." :whistling:
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Big Dog on April 30, 2015, 01:38:29 PM
3. Both words end with "ist." :whistling:

Like 'fist', which the DUmmies use as a verb.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 30, 2015, 01:48:31 PM
I seriously doubt Bernie will make it through 5 primaries before he pulls out. I just don't believe that there are as many full bore leftists as DU thinks.


I do not think he will get that far before he Vince Foster's himself.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: thundley4 on April 30, 2015, 02:06:49 PM
I do not think he will get that far before he Vince Foster's himself.


The DUmmies  think Bernie will inspire legions of new voters.

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Scuba (45,048 posts)
1. The Democratic base will come out and vote for our candidate, whoever it is. What's different ...

... about Bernie's candidacy is that he will inspire millions of those who normally stay home to show up at the polls.

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kentuck (73,315 posts)
4. I agree that Bernie will inspire more people to go to the polls.

Also, I think there are more disenchanted Republicans than we can guess and Bernie has a chance to get their votes, also, if he asks for them. If people vote the issues instead of their Party, Bernie can win.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026595128
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 30, 2015, 03:15:38 PM
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cantbeserious (6,087 posts)
1. The Country Is Breaking At The Seams - The Time For Change Is Now

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The country voted for change nearly seven years ago. Your change sucks.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 30, 2015, 03:26:56 PM

The DUmmies  think Bernie will inspire legions of new voters.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026595128

Bernie's like a lot of Dem candidates over the years--an old, white male.

He won't inspire any new voters.  He'll turn a lot of the Obama coalition off.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: 67 Rover on April 30, 2015, 04:18:57 PM
At Bernies age would he even live long enough to see inauguration day? 

Weekend Inauguration at Bernies part III.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: zeitgeist on April 30, 2015, 05:18:17 PM
At Bernies age would he even live long enough to see inauguration day? 

Weekend Inauguration at Bernies part III.

Can we get the graphics department busy on this?  I have to go to a wake. :( (really)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Weekend_at_Bernies.jpg)
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 30, 2015, 07:23:27 PM
Yup. The same people who voted for Reagan, the guy who brought down the USSR, would now vote for a socialist.

You have to enjoy a place where the stupid just keeps outdoing itself.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 30, 2015, 07:26:05 PM
Bernie's like a lot of Dem candidates over the years--an old, white male.

He won't inspire any new voters.  He'll turn a lot of the Obama coalition off.

Every (D)Marxist candidate is a media creation.  They really have nothing and the Media is desperate to hide everything.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: miskie on April 30, 2015, 08:25:09 PM
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061021234517/muppet/images/archive/3/37/20100118034139!TF1-MuppetsTV-PhotoGallery-36-Waldorf.jpg)

Sanders 2016 !!!

Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 30, 2015, 09:47:19 PM
Photo of MrsCorpio:

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/pineapple%20head_zpsvmkrqyrb.jpg?t=1430355124)
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 30, 2015, 10:05:10 PM
Can we get the graphics department busy on this?  I have to go to a wake. :( (really)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Weekend_at_Bernies.jpg)

got it

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn2/protozoan4/Bernie%20copy_zpsjq3jpb5o.jpg)
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: obumazombie on May 01, 2015, 01:36:03 AM
Well, there's that.  He is at least the only honest person in their entire caucus.

Lieberman is tolerable.
He start with a handicap though.
Lie is the first 3 letters of his last name.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: thundley4 on May 01, 2015, 09:16:40 PM
got it

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn2/protozoan4/Bernie%20copy_zpsjq3jpb5o.jpg)

:hi5:
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Skul on May 02, 2015, 12:07:37 AM
got it.
Yes you did.   :rotf:
Another ....  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2015, 02:15:26 AM
Lieberman is tolerable.
He starts with a handicap though.
Lie is the first 3 letters of his last name.


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Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Karin on May 02, 2015, 02:21:59 PM
 :lmao:  What a hilarious thread!  Especially Kentuck's idiocy and the graphics. 

He'll inspire millions of new crossover voters and Reagan Democrats.   :rotf:  He's an old drooling codger. 

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 11:40 AM

TheProgressive (519 posts)
40. Senator Sanders will also get a large share of republican votes...

Where are they coming up with this stuff?   :mental:

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 01:20 PM

Cosmic Kitten (1,749 posts)
44. Bernie can mobilize the Millenial vote far better than Hillary

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Fri May 1, 2015, 08:09 AM

Star Member fadedrose (8,943 posts)
63. It depends a couple of things..

The more the people know and understand socialism, the better his chances.

 :rofl:

Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2015, 05:21:22 PM
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Star Member fadedrose (8,943 posts)
63. It depends a couple of things..

The more the people know and understand socialism, the better his chances.

The problem with lib thinking is, it's hard to tell if they believe it, or just think they can sell it.
Many times owebuma explained away the resistance to owebumacare with the excuse that he didn't do a good enough job at selling it.
So many times it just comes down to Grubering people into compliance.
But seriously, the more people know about socialism the less they like it.
Socialism has failed everywhere and every time it has ever been tried.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 03, 2015, 10:09:15 AM
Where are they coming up with this stuff?   :mental:

Their rectums?  It sure isn't a logical stance, because everywhere in existence that socialism has been tried, it has failed.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: zeitgeist on May 03, 2015, 06:59:45 PM
The problem with lib thinking is, it's hard to tell if they believe it, or just think they can sell it.
Many times owebuma explained away the resistance to owebumacare with the excuse that he didn't do a good enough job at selling it.
So many times it just comes down to Grubering people into compliance.
But seriously, the more people know about socialism the less they like it.
Socialism has failed everywhere and every time it has ever been tried.

Well right you are obumazombie.  I just finished reading a long blog on Scandinavian 'so called' socialism, the comments to which were incredible, to say the least. 

If you would like to check it out it is here:

{ http://www.libsdebunked.com/socialism/scandinavian-socialism-argument/ }

the comments section is quite long and filled with the usual thimble full of liberal knowledge about 'social democracies' and their more typical boat load of vitriol for any opinion differing from their own.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: obumazombie on May 03, 2015, 08:36:30 PM
^That was an excellent read at your link, zeit.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: Boudicca on May 03, 2015, 10:13:37 PM
Well, there's that.  He is at least the only honest person in their entire caucus.

Yep, and wow, it's a sad commentary on the Dem field.  I've always appreciated honest politicians, including those whose views are diametrically opposed to mine.  Sanders and Kucinich are the only two I can call to mind.  And both are suspect, by virtue of being Dems, or near enough as to make no never mind.
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: zeitgeist on May 04, 2015, 05:14:47 PM
I wonder when the Berniacs will bail to socialistunderground.commie? :popcorn:
Title: Re: A trip to the planet delusion via Mr Dorkio
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2015, 05:34:07 PM
Yep, and wow, it's a sad commentary on the Dem field.  I've always appreciated honest politicians, including those whose views are diametrically opposed to mine.  Sanders and Kucinich are the only two I can call to mind.  And both are suspect, by virtue of being Dems, or near enough as to make no never mind.

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