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Title: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2015, 05:15:50 PM: Quote
Wed Apr 29, 2015, 04:10 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (49,767 posts)

Communication before, during sex is key: how to establish consent
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026590582

I want to hear his suggestions for communication "during".

No response from DUmmies yet, they must be uncomfortable with sexual advice from a deathbed.
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: thundley4 on April 29, 2015, 05:27:40 PM: OS to potential sexual partner: "Now listen, if you scream, I'll be forced to duct tape your mouth shut".
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Carl on April 29, 2015, 05:44:22 PM: Diabeticman uses(http://www.malcoautomotive.com/Images/Products/102401_tire_mounting_lube.jpg)
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Big Dog on April 29, 2015, 06:32:11 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2015, 05:15:50 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026590582

I want to hear his suggestions for communication "during".

No response from DUmmies yet, they must be uncomfortable with sexual advice from a deathbed.

They're cool with him being a sewer-smelling neckbeard with a penchant for sweaty high school girls.
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Skul on April 29, 2015, 07:03:40 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on April 29, 2015, 06:32:11 PM
They're cool with him being a sewer-smelling neckbeard with a penchant for sweaty high school girls.
Now days, some of which are boys that self identify as girls. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Bad Dog on April 29, 2015, 07:18:11 PM: Pretty sure before sex communication for that lump of suet involves a handful of damp sweaty twenties.
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2015, 07:28:19 PM: Quote
a penchant for sweaty high school girls

Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end.

But for most of us they did.

For the others...the DUmp will raise money.
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Big Dog on April 30, 2015, 12:30:05 AM: Quote from: Carl on April 29, 2015, 05:44:22 PM
Diabeticman uses(http://www.malcoautomotive.com/Images/Products/102401_tire_mounting_lube.jpg)

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Airwolf on May 01, 2015, 03:14:46 AM: If I want his advice on anything then I'd give him a box of crayons to write it down with and the paper too.
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: franksolich on May 01, 2015, 07:46:01 AM: Hmmmm.

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The big guy should study the way Atman does it.

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Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2015, 08:50:25 AM: :panic: I JUST GOT A VISUAL! GOOD GAWD! :panic: and it ain't getting one of these :naughty:
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 01, 2015, 10:48:06 AM: Quote from: Gina on May 01, 2015, 08:50:25 AM
:panic: I JUST GOT A VISUAL! GOOD GAWD! :panic: and it ain't getting one of these :naughty:

More like one of these, eh?

:runaway:

Or this:

:puke:
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: JakeStyle on May 01, 2015, 10:55:51 AM: Steve probably hasn't seen his own dick since the '70's, I doubt that Marta gets a lot of sexy time.
Title: Re: Some Timely Advice From The Big Guy
Post by: Big Dog on May 01, 2015, 11:07:51 AM: Quote from: JakeStyle on May 01, 2015, 10:55:51 AM
Steve probably hasn't seen his own dick since the '70's, I doubt that Marta gets a lot of sexy time.

Not from Steve, anyway. Marta spend a lot of time visiting 'sick friends'.