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Title: Atman is mad...
Post by: CC27 on April 29, 2015, 05:14:52 PM
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Star Member Atman (28,628 posts)

Might be Meta, but needs to be said...


DU has become painfully slow to load.

I will not pay another $45 for this crap service. I click my DU bookmark, then I can go make a pot of coffee. And I PAY for this?

I love you Skinner and Elad and Dave and whatever. I will not follow you spiraling down the drain. I'd rather look at ads than pay to look at the spinning beach ball.

Mad but still kisses ass. He is stealing internet service.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026589319
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2015, 05:17:52 PM
McGrath must not pay his bills, or rather, his wife must not pay his bills.

The DUmp loads like lightning for me.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: tuolumnejim on April 29, 2015, 05:26:14 PM
McGrath must not pay his bills, or rather, his wife must not pay his bills.

The DUmp loads like lightning for me.
Same here, what the DUmmie needs to do is stop stealing wifi from a busy cable node.  :-)
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: thundley4 on April 29, 2015, 05:29:15 PM
Some picture heavy threads on there load kind of slow for me, but I don't have that problem on other sites.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Chris_ on April 29, 2015, 05:32:41 PM
Some picture heavy threads on there load kind of slow for me, but I don't have that problem on other sites.
Sounds like it's time for another fundraiser.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Carl on April 29, 2015, 05:46:10 PM
Rob probably has some kind of porn downloading. 
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: franksolich on April 29, 2015, 06:01:10 PM
Rob probably has some kind of porn downloading.

It's been a very long time since I've driven in a crowded congested blue state, but there's still probably those impatient sorts of drivers who can't stand following somebody else, even if the somebody else is already going 69 mph in a 65 mph speed zone.

And so they must pass.

<<<I'll bet Atman's that sort of driver.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: jukin on April 29, 2015, 06:02:00 PM
I pay nothing and it loads pretty fast.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: franksolich on April 29, 2015, 06:12:43 PM
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Atman (28,628 posts)    Wed Apr 29, 2015, 02:06 PM

17. Everything esle loads just fine.
 
DU take forever. Sometimes a can re-click the bookmark and it will load a bit faster. CU loads faster, but then, they only have five people reading it.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2015, 06:17:05 PM
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CU loads faster

CU is still in business?
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Big Dog on April 29, 2015, 06:30:26 PM
Rob probably has some kind of porn downloading.

Rob strikes me as a tranny midget/donkey gay porn kind of guy.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Skul on April 29, 2015, 06:59:18 PM
Rob strikes me as a tranny midget/donkey gay porn kind of guy.
:rotf: :lol: :lol: :cheersmate:
Link please.  :-)
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: franksolich on April 29, 2015, 07:02:59 PM

Atman's got non-existent self-control, self-restraint, and obviously doesn't believe in delayed gratification; it's all "me, me, me, now, now, now."

When thinking of the Atmans hopping around in the sack, I'm also thinking, "oh, his poor wife."
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
DUmmy Atman is directing a lot of undeserved criticism toward the elusive, enigmatic Elad, the tech whiz behind the DUmp.

Any technical problem with the DUmp is on DUmmy Atman's end.

Triple E is by far the best flunky Skimmer has, though he's practically impoverished compared to the opulence of Skimmer's life, and even that of the intensely unintelligent Lord Marblehead Earl G.

Someone should start a "gofundme" scam to benefit the elusive, enigmatic one.

He's been scandalously mistreated by Boss Skimmer for years, and now has to even absorb insults from a pinheaded deadbeat like Rob McGrath.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: FlaGator on April 29, 2015, 09:24:39 PM
McGrath must not pay his bills, or rather, his wife must not pay his bills.

The DUmp loads like lightning for me.

Probably has a few heavy duty trojans loaded in to his browser. No telling where these DUers visit when they're not being corralled at DU.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: obumazombie on April 30, 2015, 03:22:20 AM
Probably has a few heavy duty trojans loaded in to his browser. No telling where these DUers visit when they're not being corralled at DU.

(http://www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/trojanman3.jpg)
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 30, 2015, 04:39:13 AM
It's been a very long time since I've driven in a crowded congested blue state, but there's still probably those impatient sorts of drivers who can't stand following somebody else, even if the somebody else is already going 69 mph in a 65 mph speed zone.

And so they must pass.

<<<I'll bet Atman's that sort of driver.
Sorry that you could never hear the genius of the comedian George Carlin, Frank.  At least with his analysis & dissection of language.  There are some compilation books, though.

Anyway, to mostly paraphrase the late Mr. Carlin...

"Anyone who is driving faster than you is an idiot...anyone driving slower is a moron."
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: txradioguy on April 30, 2015, 05:00:41 AM
CU is still in business?

Yup. 
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Big Dog on April 30, 2015, 09:15:22 AM
(http://www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/trojanman3.jpg)

A Smith & Wesson Model 10 with a 4 inch pencil barrel and rust on the crane.

Real gangsta, homey.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2015, 11:28:12 AM
Atman's pretty grouchy this morning; he must not've gotten any last night.

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Atman (28,631 posts)    Thu Apr 30, 2015, 04:22 AM

28. So, once again...
 
Several others have reported similar issues. Skinner himself has reported issues. Every other web site and every other aspect of my computer works perfectly fine, no issues. But DU is slow as dog shit. Therefore, obviously it must be my computer and not an issue with DU. That makes sense. 

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Atman (28,631 posts)    Thu Apr 30, 2015, 04:49 AM

34. And being a paid member, I don't get ads
 
So it isn't the "graphics." I guess after being a member since 2002 and having owned computers since the Mac SE was state of the art, I've just forgotten how they work. Some of the comments here are amazing! Like, really? I don't know how DU or my own computers work?
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 30, 2015, 11:50:50 AM
Atman's pretty grouchy this morning; he must not've gotten any last night.

His hand rejected him? :confused: :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 30, 2015, 12:06:06 PM
His hand rejected him? :confused: :whistling: :tongue:
It went on a date with somebody else
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 30, 2015, 01:00:13 PM
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Atman (28,631 posts)    Thu Apr 30, 2015, 04:49 AM

34. And being a paid member, I don't get ads
 
So it isn't the "graphics." I guess after being a member since 2002 and having owned computers since the Mac SE was state of the art, I've just forgotten how they work. Some of the comments here are amazing! Like, really? I don't know how DU or my own computers work?

If McGrath was such a computer whiz he probably would not have been fired from his political junk mail company in early 2012.

Instead of using his claimed graphics wizardry to create killer ads and junk mail flyers he spent all his time trolling the DUmp, and it was noticed by the boss.

They downgraded him to the number three cartoon boy slot, limiting his responsibility to simply drawing speech bubbles with no words, but finally ran out of patience.

And how can a man be sending snotty posts to the DUmp at 4 in the morning, and still be ready to hit the pavement on his job search first thing in the morning?
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Big Dog on April 30, 2015, 02:32:46 PM
And how can a man be sending snotty posts to the DUmp at 4 in the morning, and still be ready to hit the pavement on his job search first thing in the morning?

He's applying for jobs... in Nigeria.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: txradioguy on April 30, 2015, 03:36:00 PM
I'm wondering if TexasToast my be a big fan of torrent downloads?

If he's constantly downloading torrents or at the very least doing a lot of heavy duty streaming...his ISP will automatically throttle back his speeds until either the first of the month or until enough time has passed that they believe the heavy usage has stopped.

The other option is that he hasn't paid his bill in awhile and they will keep slowing it down until he either pays the bill or his service is terminated.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: thundley4 on April 30, 2015, 05:06:23 PM
I'm wondering if TexasToast my be a big fan of torrent downloads?

If he's constantly downloading torrents or at the very least doing a lot of heavy duty streaming...his ISP will automatically throttle back his speeds until either the first of the month or until enough time has passed that they believe the heavy usage has stopped.

The other option is that he hasn't paid his bill in awhile and they will keep slowing it down until he either pays the bill or his service is terminated.

I use to download a lot of torrent files and never even came close to hitting my ISP's limit.  My wife watches a lot of streaming video and we still don't come close.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: obumazombie on April 30, 2015, 06:05:34 PM
He's applying for jobs... in Nigeria.

And Niagara, Niagara Falls,
Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch...
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2015, 06:51:24 PM

I was thinking of Atman when driving around the big city today.

You're familiar with the big city, and all its four-way STOP signs at major intersections, where one's supposed to stop and wait one's turn to proceed.

<<<bets Atman doesn't wait his turn at four-way STOP signs.
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2015, 11:04:50 PM
My, my, Atman's getting sore.

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MADem (110,426 posts)    Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:06 PM
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45. Most people on this thread are saying "it's you." The vast majority, in fact.
 
Why are you being so nasty and combative? Who is calling you "stupid" and why is your first "go-to" an assumption that I or anyone would think that of you? Why are you snarling at someone who is actually TRYING to HELP you? Jesus!

Maybe you can find an answer at this link--here's someone with a similar problem, unable to load ONLY one page--and no, it wasn't the website's fault: http://en.kioskea.net/forum/affich-92145-one-certain-site-will-not-load-help

There are a lot of suggestions at that link. Maybe one of them will work for you.

If the problem was with DU, there would be a zillion people griping. There aren't.

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Atman (28,633 posts)    Thu Apr 30, 2015, 04:48 PM

47. Actually, there are a "zillion" people griping.
 
But I assume you meant that as hyperbole, since there are nowhere close to a zillion people signed up to DU.

Lots and lots of people griping. So you're not. Yay you.

Now, for the umpteenth time...I have no issues with any other web sites. None. But I see several posters here with the same complaint...DU loads painfully slow, it it loads at all.

So, you have no such problem. Yay, you. I have no such problem with any other web site EXCEPT DU. So I guess you're just awesome. You got the special Skinner Love. I'm just relaying my experience. I can log onto many other web sites and they all function just fine. I can log onto DU and have to click two or three times to get the front page to load.

Obviously it's because I'm an idiot and don't know how to click a bookmark. Asshole. 
Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2015, 12:17:33 AM
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Obviously it's because I'm an idiot and don't know how to click a bookmark.


McGrath had the answer all along.

Title: Re: Atman is mad...
Post by: Big Dog on May 01, 2015, 08:46:02 AM
If that is the only thing Rob McGrath can find to complain about, he has a bit too much White Privilege going on.

(http://rareandcollectibledvds.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/l/i/little-lord-fauntleroy-dvd-cover.jpg)
Portrait of Rob McGrath as a child