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Title: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 10:08:24 AM: Oh nadinâ€¦..dear cousin of mine.

We need to have a talk.

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What the **** is the matter with you?

Cousin, dear, you really need to get a hold of Dale Carnegieâ€™s How to Win Friends and Influence People; itâ€™s been such a big seller the past seventy years that Iâ€™m sure editions are also available in Spanish, Polish, Russian, and Yiddish too.

I thought for sure when you went on that silly self-imposed exile from Skinsâ€™s island, youâ€™d come back a chastised but better sort of person; one whoâ€™d be pleasant and agreeable company.

- - - - - - - - - -

As our forebears reminded us since ancient times, humility is the beginning of wisdom

I know, I know; you think those who gave us life were a bunch of superstitious backward yarmulke-wearing cretins, and that weâ€™reâ€”or at least youâ€”smarter, more virtuous, and further evolved. That weâ€™reâ€”or at least youâ€”are better than they were.

The sorts who acknowledged an Infinite God and the fallibility of finite man.

For whatever reasons, though, dear cousin, you appear to still think nadin is God, the All-Knowing One, the Never-Wrong One, the One Who Never Should Be Doubted, the one whose shit doesnâ€™t stink.

Youâ€™re a rather confused person, nadin, not to mention arrogant.

What in the world ever gave you this idea that youâ€™re a wise person?

I think youâ€™re one of the stupidest people Iâ€™ve ever met in my life, cousin.

I suggest you masticate on that for a while.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Carl on April 24, 2015, 10:56:32 AM: Quote
I suggest you masticate on that for a while.

Given nadinspeak I cringe to think what it is going to be doing. :panic: :sad1:
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 24, 2015, 10:57:28 AM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 10:08:24 AM

I suggest you masticate on that for a while.
Ponder or reflect might have been a better word to use. She might confuse masticate with :jerkit: and think you are hitting on her.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 24, 2015, 11:26:32 AM: And your blog is not a newspaper, its a blog.
You are not a journalist, you write a blog. The two not the same.

I don't believe you have a master's degree in history. I think its a lie.
You were never an EMT...another lie.
You were never an Olympic quality fencer...another lie.
You are an expert on nothing.

Lies define you. Lies surround you. You are a liar, nads. and DU is your perfect place.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: JakeStyle on April 24, 2015, 12:08:36 PM: I've seen her several times at various stores and coffee shops here in Mission Valley, and I can say that she is just as off-putting in real life as she is online. She has an obvious chip on her shoulder, and she radiates an angry, mean demeanor. She is not someone that you would exchange greetings with if you were to pass her on the street. Her stories about conversations with people that she meets while out doing errands have to be lies, because no one is going to go near her if they can help it.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: SVPete on April 24, 2015, 01:09:47 PM: Quote from: Carl on April 24, 2015, 10:56:32 AM
Given nadinspeak I cringe to think what it is going to be doing. :panic: :sad1:

And heaven forbid she indulges in osculation along with the mastication!
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 03:00:27 PM: Quote from: JakeStyle on April 24, 2015, 12:08:36 PM
I've seen her several times at various stores and coffee shops here in Mission Valley, and I can say that she is just as off-putting in real life as she is online. She has an obvious chip on her shoulder, and she radiates an angry, mean demeanor. She is not someone that you would exchange greetings with if you were to pass her on the street. Her stories about conversations with people that she meets while out doing errands have to be lies, because no one is going to go near her if they can help it.

I think the cousin's a very lonely person.

But the problem is, she wants others to accept her on her terms, as she sees herself, rather than they accepting her as best she suits them.

And nobody, but nobody, is going to accept nadin as God.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2015, 03:17:23 PM: Nobody lives where coach franksolich's cousin lives.
No one has walked a mile in her shoes.
Heck, she's never even walked a mile in her own shoes.
Where cousin nadin lives autocorrect spells Truman trumman.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2015, 04:00:39 PM: It's hard to imagine what life must be like for that poor addled submarine rider who lives with her.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 04:09:35 PM: Coach, since before nadin went on holiday from I've been debating on giving her advice on her situation with her alleged bullies. You were more succinct and to the point than anything that I could come up with.

You have done a most excellent job.

Too bad for her that she will ignore your words, but it will bring more entertainment for us.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 04:22:10 PM: Quote from: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 04:09:35 PM
Too bad for her that she will ignore your words.....

As much as I dislike sounding like a broken record, repeating the same thing over and over again, we all know that bad things happen to primitives who ignore franksolich's counsel and advice.

If the cousin doesn't listen, it's inevitable.....
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 24, 2015, 04:25:35 PM: Too homely to be a slut.

Too nasty to be a friend.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 24, 2015, 04:26:31 PM: I've fed Skinner's words to her on DI. Without missing a beat, nads will reinterpret them to support her. She literally lives in another reality. I cannot believe that she is sane.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 04:43:57 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 04:22:10 PM
As much as I dislike sounding like a broken record, repeating the same thing over and over again, we all know that bad things happen to primitives who ignore franksolich's counsel and advice.

If the cousin doesn't listen, it's inevitable.....

Sometimes I don't even know why we try. You're constantly giving them kind and compassionate "life" wisdom. I'm constantly fictionally spirit-guiding them. Instead of paying heed they'd rather roll around in excrement like brain-damaged wild animals on drugs.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 05:22:19 PM: This is what inspired this open letter, from the thread where BainsBane and the cousin were slugging it out:

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nadinbrzezinski (135,962 posts) Thu Apr 23, 2015, 06:07 PM

413. Whatever dude

You guys never, ever admit an error

I'm really truly and honestly curious about this; when has nadin ever admitted to making a mistake?--and as God knows, she's made some doozies.

Anybody know? Has it ever happened? At least once?
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2015, 05:27:43 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 05:22:19 PM
This is what inspired this open letter, from the thread where BainsBane and the cousin were slugging it out:

I'm really truly and honestly curious about this; when has nadin ever admitted to making a mistake?--and as God knows, she's made some doozies.

Anybody know? Has it ever happened? At least once?

It hasn't happened yet. We're still waiting for her first mistake.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: JakeStyle on April 24, 2015, 05:31:23 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 05:22:19 PM
This is what inspired this open letter, from the thread where BainsBane and the cousin were slugging it out:

I'm really truly and honestly curious about this; when has nadin ever admitted to making a mistake?--and as God knows, she's made some doozies.

Anybody know? Has it ever happened? At least once?

I remember a post of hers on DI were she admitted that her Jay Polk/Syria fantasy wasn't true. But then she said that she had redacted the story and apologized as soon as she realized it was wrong, which is complete bullshit.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 05:34:06 PM: Quote from: JakeStyle on April 24, 2015, 05:31:23 PM
I remember a post of hers on DI were she admitted that her Jay Polk/Syria fantasy wasn't true. But then she said that she had redacted the story and apologized as soon as she realized it was wrong, which is complete bullshit.

By the way, does she still write for Miriam's blogpaper, the East Orange County News, or whatever it is?
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: JakeStyle on April 24, 2015, 05:38:59 PM: I don't think so, crazy Miriam seems to have picked up the slack.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 05:58:42 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 05:22:19 PM
This is what inspired this open letter, from the thread where BainsBane and the cousin were slugging it out:

I'm really truly and honestly curious about this; when has nadin ever admitted to making a mistake?--and as God knows, she's made some doozies.

Anybody know? Has it ever happened? At least once?

To the best of my knowledge she has never honestly admitted to a mistake. Like blaming auto-correct, nothing is her fault. I do seem to recall that there have been a couple of times when she's doubled-down on what she said until someone showed her solid, undeniable proof that she was wrong. In those cases she turned it around on the "bullies" and said they misunderstood or misread or mis-something-or-othered what she said. Regardless, it's never been her at fault.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 24, 2015, 06:53:06 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 05:34:06 PM
By the way, does she still write for Miriam's blogpaper, the East Orange County News, or whatever it is?
No longer works for Miriam.
http://reportingsandiego.com/
Nads started her own blog/newspaper site and is the sole reporter on duty. This is one paper she cannot get fired from.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Skul on April 24, 2015, 07:10:34 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on April 24, 2015, 03:17:23 PM
Nobody lives where coach franksolich's cousin lives.
No one has walked a mile in her shoes.
Heck, she's never even walked a mile in her own shoes.
Where cousin nadin lives autocorrect spells Truman trumman.
I think it would be trumannn. :rimshot:
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2015, 07:35:07 PM: Since leaving Crazy Miriam nadin has moved up to CEO of Reporting San Diego.

She's making three times as much as she was paid by Crazy Miriam.

That total is still zero, but it's the principle that's important.

One big change is that at Reporting San Diego the company pays for her gasoline.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 24, 2015, 08:24:18 PM: Quote from: Skul on April 24, 2015, 07:10:34 PM
I think it would be trumannn. :rimshot:
:cheersmate: thank you, thank you.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2015, 08:32:39 PM: Quote
Nadin Brzezinski
1 hr Â·
On my way home from ten years minimum wage. It was a good day.

nadin has never made minimum wage. Her earnings are zero.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 09:03:14 PM: Quote
Nadin Brzezinski
1 hr Â·
On my way home from ten years minimum wage. It was a good day

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Someone please translate whatever the Hell she's trying to say here.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 09:18:11 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 09:03:14 PM
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Someone please translate whatever the Hell she's trying to say here.

Have no idea, but if anyone else does please also translate the wordage below.

Quote
Nadin Brzezinski
Yesterday at 1:52pm Â·
Well after looking at Intellicast, before I write the story need to put gas in the tank and get a gps unit it's where west time send up. The phone will not work

Maybe someone should add "virus hunter" to the resume.

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Nadin Brzezinski
Friday, April 24 at 12:53am Â· Edited Â·
I hate virus hunting on the computer, this is bad enough that my printer was "gone," and a few other things. First scan, got rid of a few nasties, and it updated definitions. So off to the races. Will leave it overnight. But when hubby is a gamer...
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Carl on April 24, 2015, 09:20:47 PM: Quote
Nadin Brzezinski
Friday, April 24 at 12:53am Â· Edited Â·
I hate virus hunting on the computer, this is bad enough that my printer was "gone," and a few other things. First scan, got rid of a few nasties, and it updated definitions. So off to the races. Will leave it overnight. But when hubby is a gamer...

He never grasped the stakes and he lost badly.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 24, 2015, 09:31:52 PM: Quote from: Carl on April 24, 2015, 09:20:47 PM
He never grasped the stakes and he lost badly.

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Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 10:20:09 PM: Quote from: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 09:18:11 PM
Have no idea, but if anyone else does please also translate the wordage below.

You know, I was never aware I made "faces" while reading what's on the monitor of the computer, until the property caretaker here put up a 4' x 6' sheet-mirror on the back wall of the alcove where this computer sits, my back to the front door, facing the mirror.

This way, I know when someone's coming in, because I can't hear them come in.

<<<wasn't aware when reading the cousin, the jaw dropped, the eyes grew as big as saucers, and the hair stood straight up.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 24, 2015, 10:33:53 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 09:03:14 PM
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Someone please translate whatever the Hell she's trying to say here.

you know, there might not need to be an actual translation needed for any of her musings. If you live in a world where you are never wrong, everyone who disagrees with you is a bully and delusions of grandeur are the norm, what if everything she tries to say makes absolute sense in her mind? No amount of study would ever come to a reasonable conclusion to what is going on in this "mind?"
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Skul on April 24, 2015, 10:35:14 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 24, 2015, 08:24:18 PM
:cheersmate: thank you, thank you.
You welcome. :-)
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 10:50:50 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2015, 10:20:09 PM
You know, I was never aware I made "faces" while reading what's on the monitor of the computer, until the property caretaker here put up a 4' x 6' sheet-mirror on the back wall of the alcove where this computer sits, my back to the front door, facing the mirror.

This way, I know when someone's coming in, because I can't hear them come in.

<<<wasn't aware when reading the cousin, the jaw dropped, the eyes grew as big as saucers, and the hair stood straight up.

I think the one I was asking about may be one of those artsy-fartsy calpeg type poems.

Well after looking at Intellicast
before I write the story
need to put gas in the tank
and get a gps unit
it's where west time send up
The phone will not work

Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: SVPete on April 25, 2015, 08:59:16 AM: Quote from: FlippyDoo on April 24, 2015, 10:50:50 PM
I think the one I was asking about may be one of those artsy-fartsy calpeg type poems.

Well after looking at Intellicast
before I write the story
need to put gas in the tank
and get a gps unit
it's where west time send up
The phone will not work

Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.

OMG! I must be caffeine-depraved! That made sense!

You ARE the nads-whisperer!
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 25, 2015, 10:11:24 AM: Quote from: SVPete on April 25, 2015, 08:59:16 AM
OMG! I must be caffeine-depraved! That made sense!

You ARE the nads-whisperer!

Here's another that I found by the poet nadin...

Well, educating myself on fracking...
one side thing that I learned.
It could,
the process that is,
used in drinking water wells.
The other...
the gas fields in California
are in the central valley,
and off shore...
some off shore from San Diego,
Those fields are potential.

Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 25, 2015, 10:27:24 AM: Quote from: FlippyDoo on April 25, 2015, 10:11:24 AM
Here's another that I found by the poet nadin...

Well, educating myself on fracking...
one side thing that I learned.
It could,
the process that is,
used in drinking water wells.
The other...
the gas fields in California
are in the central valley,
and off shore...
some off shore from San Diego,
Those fields are potential.

Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.
OK, I gots a poem too. Its about nads.

(ahem)
Here I sit and try to think,
Need a story, but I just stink...
Blink Blink Blink
Title: Re: an open letter to nadinbrzezinski
Post by: SVPete on April 25, 2015, 11:20:20 AM: H-5s to the Cave's resident poets! I'm just a dude who enjoys affliction with comma-itis and hyphen-itis, and sounds vaguely Dr. Seuss-ian.