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Title: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 17, 2008, 06:06:08 PM
http://www.buttafly.com/content/obama-quote-1.php (http://www.buttafly.com/content/obama-quote-1.php) (found this on Ace of Spaces)

This should be good for a few laughs...
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 06:24:33 PM
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"These people haven't had hope for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their big box stores and their independent thinkers and their Nazi's. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have changes."  -BHO

 :-)
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
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"I think it's time we had a national conversation about profit. We need to get past all the oil companies and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming the NFL. We need change, not pharmaceutical companies. Change are our hope. And we need to have change in profit."  - BHO

 :p
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: djones520 on July 17, 2008, 06:29:42 PM
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about disaster. We need to get past all the DUmmies and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming moonbats. We need puppies, not Primitives. Puppies are our hope. And we need to have change in disaster." - BHO

"These people haven't had hope for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their DUmmies and their Primitives and their moonbats. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have puppies." - BHO

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about disaster. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old DUmmies. Ordinary Americans believe in puppies, they want less Primitives, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in hope." - BHO


Great find!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 06:36:31 PM
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"I think it's time we had a national conversation about unchangedness. We need to get past all the guns and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming free trade. We need change, not typical white people. Change are our change. And we need to have change in unchangedness."  - BHO

Indeed a fun find. (I thought I was alone here, lol)  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
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"I think it's time we had a national conversation about hopelessness. We need to get past all the not hope having and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming hopelessness. We need hope, not unchangedness. Hope are our hope. And we need to have change in hopelessness." - BHO

I think I can hit 2k post on this thread alone!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 06:51:02 PM
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"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about exceptionalism. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old the U.S.A.. Ordinary Americans believe in Europeanism, they want less victory in Iraq, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in Frenchness." - BHO

Jackpot!  :lmao:  Better stop while I'm ahead.  (if I do say so myself)  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 07:55:03 PM
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"These people haven't had Global Warming hysteria for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Texans and their Wal Mart and their tax cuts. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have nationalized oil companies."  -BHO

Can't stay away... going mad for Mad Lib's...  :p
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 17, 2008, 08:12:05 PM
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"These people haven't had audacity for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Israel and their NAFTA and their the U.S. Armed Forces. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have abortions."  -BHO

 :-)

i think I'm getting closer.
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 17, 2008, 09:13:46 PM
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"I think it's time we had a national conversation about the country. We're too powerful, and we need to change that. We need to get past all the individuality and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming independent thought. We need marxist policies, not free market. Marxist policies are our future if you elect me. And we need to have change in the country. We're too powerful, and we need to change that."
It turns out that phrases and punctuation do work.
Title: Re: Obama Quote Generator
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 10:00:54 AM
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"I think it's time we had a national conversation about Hollywood. We need to get past all the chick flicks and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming romantic comedies. We need zombie movies, not dramas. Zombie movies are our change. And we need to have change in Hollywood."  -BHO

I could almost vote for this Obama!  :-)  (well... probably not)